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Getting Married Quotes

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house Picture Quote #1

I’m terrified to get married. I’m not getting married till my gay friends can Picture Quote #1

He told me he was getting married, and I told him I approved of his upcoming divorce Picture Quote #1

Husband and wife have no time left to spend together. Marriage took away our one reason for getting married Picture Quote #1

People today expect too much from marriage. Getting married is really like taking on a big new job Picture Quote #1

I’m not getting within 20 feet of a married man ever again - not even talking to one! Picture Quote #1

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Even when you hear about a comedian getting married, among comedians, we’re always kind of like, what are they doing? Picture Quote #1

You don’t get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts Picture Quote #1

When I get married I’m going to make the marriage work. Getting married is forever, no matter what my spouse does Picture Quote #1

For many, many people, getting married is one of the most important things they will ever do in the pursuit of happiness Picture Quote #1

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot Picture Quote #1

Almost everything worthwhile carries with it some sort of risk, whether it’s starting a new business, whether it’s leaving home, whether it’s getting married, or whether it’s flying in space Picture Quote #1

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I was close to getting married a long time ago. But it didn’t happen, and since then it has not been happening. It is jinxed, and I am very happy. I hope this jinx continues Picture Quote #1

I don’t mind being a grandfather; I’ve been a mother for so many years. You just can’t believe what it’s like being a father. Especially when you come out of the chaos of the road to getting married and having children Picture Quote #1

I think that Vegas is one of the wildest places I’ve ever been to. You can look to your left and there’s a drag queen getting married by Elvis, to the right there is some old bird sticking quarters into a slot machine for hours Picture Quote #1

I have been hearing gossip and lies since I began working. When I was 17, I used to get very angry because I opened a magazine and I saw myself in a picture on a motorcycle, and the headline was, ‘I’m getting married next month.’ Picture Quote #1

When I got married in 1991, I had never been to a wedding, so I didn’t know that my wedding was tacky. I didn’t know that I was getting married in a quinceanera dress, because there was nobody there to cry over me and tell me I look like a fool Picture Quote #1

The great thing about getting married young like I did and having a child so young is that he gets to know all the relatives. He knew his great-grandmother, and we sat down together and tied down the stories of our uncles and aunts. They were quite the characters, and we tied them to about 50 recipes. It’s like a memoir-cookbook Picture Quote #1

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The only problem with getting married is that we can’t fornicate anymore Picture Quote #1

You want a happy romantic relationship? Don’t ruin it by getting married Picture Quote #1

Gay people getting married? Next, they’ll be allowed to vote and pay taxes Picture Quote #1

Oh I don’t plan on getting married. It’s a legalized form of prostitution Picture Quote #1

I would recommend getting married young. That way you don’t have all the baggage Picture Quote #1

I think getting married and then running away for 10 months would be an absolute disaster Picture Quote #1

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Through the act of getting married, one has taken on the task of mutual confrontation until death Picture Quote #1

All I can say is that I’m getting married in the future. I’ve narrowed it down to that Picture Quote #1

Getting married and staying married is a wonderful way to increase your wealth - but the key is stay married Picture Quote #1

In the winter I separate, in the summer I marry. It’s been 15 years since I’ve been getting married every year Picture Quote #1

All I have to do is pose for a picture and I’m getting married to the person standing next to me Picture Quote #1

The next step in my life is hopefully meeting a nice guy and getting married Picture Quote #1

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Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house. (Getting Married Quotes) I’m terrified to get married. I’m not getting married till my gay friends can. (Getting Married Quotes) He told me he was getting married, and I told him I approved of his upcoming divorce (Getting Married Quotes) Husband and wife have no time left to spend together. Marriage took away our one reason for getting married. (Getting Married Quotes) People today expect too much from marriage. Getting married is really like taking on a big new job. (Getting Married Quotes) I’m not getting within 20 feet of a married man ever again - not even talking to one! (Getting Married Quotes) Even when you hear about a comedian getting married, among comedians, we’re always kind of like, what are they doing? (Getting Married Quotes) You don’t get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts. (Getting Married Quotes) When I get married I’m going to make the marriage work. Getting married is forever, no matter what my spouse does. (Getting Married Quotes) For many, many people, getting married is one of the most important things they will ever do in the pursuit of happiness. (Getting Married Quotes) Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot. (Getting Married Quotes) Almost everything worthwhile carries with it some sort of risk, whether it’s starting a new business, whether it’s leaving home, whether it’s getting married, or whether it’s flying in space. (Getting Married Quotes) I was close to getting married a long time ago. But it didn’t happen, and since then it has not been happening. It is jinxed, and I am very happy. I hope this jinx continues. (Getting Married Quotes) I don’t mind being a grandfather; I’ve been a mother for so many years. You just can’t believe what it’s like being a father. Especially when you come out of the chaos of the road to getting married and having children. (Getting Married Quotes) I think that Vegas is one of the wildest places I’ve ever been to. You can look to your left and there’s a drag queen getting married by Elvis, to the right there is some old bird sticking quarters into a slot machine for hours. (Getting Married Quotes) I have been hearing gossip and lies since I began working. When I was 17, I used to get very angry because I opened a magazine and I saw myself in a picture on a motorcycle, and the headline was, ‘I’m getting married next month.’ (Getting Married Quotes) When I got married in 1991, I had never been to a wedding, so I didn’t know that my wedding was tacky. I didn’t know that I was getting married in a quinceanera dress, because there was nobody there to cry over me and tell me I look like a fool. (Getting Married Quotes) The great thing about getting married young like I did and having a child so young is that he gets to know all the relatives. He knew his great-grandmother, and we sat down together and tied down the stories of our uncles and aunts. They were quite the characters, and we tied them to about 50 recipes. It’s like a memoir-cookbook. (Getting Married Quotes) The only problem with getting married is that we can’t fornicate anymore (Getting Married Quotes) You want a happy romantic relationship? Don’t ruin it by getting married. (Getting Married Quotes) Gay people getting married? Next, they’ll be allowed to vote and pay taxes. (Getting Married Quotes) Oh I don’t plan on getting married. It’s a legalized form of prostitution. (Getting Married Quotes) I would recommend getting married young. That way you don’t have all the baggage. (Getting Married Quotes) I think getting married and then running away for 10 months would be an absolute disaster (Getting Married Quotes) Through the act of getting married, one has taken on the task of mutual confrontation until death (Getting Married Quotes) All I can say is that I’m getting married in the future. I’ve narrowed it down to that. (Getting Married Quotes) Getting married and staying married is a wonderful way to increase your wealth - but the key is stay married. (Getting Married Quotes) In the winter I separate, in the summer I marry. It’s been 15 years since I’ve been getting married every year. (Getting Married Quotes) All I have to do is pose for a picture and I’m getting married to the person standing next to me. (Getting Married Quotes) The next step in my life is hopefully meeting a nice guy and getting married (Getting Married Quotes)

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