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Girlfriend Quotes

When I first met my girlfriend, Mercy Malick, she asked me if there was anything I should tell her that could put her off me if she found out later. So I told her that I was a total ‘Star Wars’ geek and had boxes of ‘Star Wars’ toys in storage Picture Quote #1

When it comes to romance, I believe in keeping it simple. With my last girlfriend, we were on our way to our favorite restaurant when I pretended that the car was crappin’ out. I asked her to get out and check if smoke was coming from the exhaust. When she did, I popped the trunk and inside were six dozen roses and a stuffed bear Picture Quote #1

My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it Picture Quote #1

I won’t lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop Picture Quote #1

I’d love to go back to school for philosophy. I love philosophy, so I’m always reading philosophy books, annoying my girlfriend with that type of stuff Picture Quote #1

I’m a bad boyfriend. She’s a bad girlfriend. We deserve each other Picture Quote #1

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In my memoir, I admit that I’ve been as fearful of success as of failure. In fact, when ‘Passages’ was published, I so dreaded bad reviews that I ran away to Italy with a girlfriend and our children to hide out Picture Quote #1

When I was a kid, there were some people around me who were a bad influence. When I met my girlfriend Sofia, who is now my wife, I think it all changed. She was very important for me, because she steered me back on to the path I wanted to be on Picture Quote #1

I was 13 or 14 and I met Donald Trump at a bar mitzvah of a good friend of ours, who’s friends with him. He had his girlfriend at the time with him, that Melania with him. He said, ‘Hey guys, if you work hard and be successful, you’ll get one of these.’ I’ll never forget that. And now he’s married to her Picture Quote #1

I wanted to be Snoopy’s girlfriend and when I got older I wanted to be Bart Simpson’s girlfriend. Then I couldn’t decide whether I wanted marry Snoopy or Michael Jackson - because he was God to me - or to just be them Picture Quote #1

I think the qualities I look for in a girl I’d like to be my girlfriend would be the way Lindsay’s character is before she becomes a plastic. Very real Picture Quote #1

Have you tried this shrimp? It’s freaking amazing. Would you get away from me? I hate you. You’re so moody. Just because I kidnapped you and tried to force you to be my girlfriend. I thought you would be over that by now Picture Quote #1

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My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she’s reading Picture Quote #1

I gave my girlfriend something she didn’t expect for Valentine’s day... Chlamydia Picture Quote #1

I’m getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn’t gotten her period. And she’s already 14 Picture Quote #1

George Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night Picture Quote #1

In my position, I think the best thing I do is just keep girlfriend involved Picture Quote #1

Yeah, that’s exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back Picture Quote #1

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I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can’t even enjoy it Picture Quote #1

My girlfriend said, Emo, I’m seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something Picture Quote #1

And my girlfriend, she’s FAT! How fat? She’s so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone! Picture Quote #1

First click attribution is akin to giving my first girlfriend 100% of the credit for me marrying my wife Picture Quote #1

A lot of people wouldn’t feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren’t dating my girlfriend Picture Quote #1

The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I’m married to the track and engaged to success Picture Quote #1

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I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn’t take the hint Picture Quote #1

Losing hope means ceasing to love my son and my girlfriend and many friends and people around the world Picture Quote #1

My girlfriend is Jewish. But it’s easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces Picture Quote #1

I want my relationship with my girlfriend to be built on trust, not toothpicks, rubber bands, and lentil beans Picture Quote #1

I just like to sit and admire my garden; it’s so well kept by my gardener and my girlfriend Picture Quote #1

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she’s asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them Picture Quote #1

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When I first met my girlfriend, Mercy Malick, she asked me if there was anything I should tell her that could put her off me if she found out later. So I told her that I was a total ‘Star Wars’ geek and had boxes of ‘Star Wars’ toys in storage. (Girlfriend Quotes) When it comes to romance, I believe in keeping it simple. With my last girlfriend, we were on our way to our favorite restaurant when I pretended that the car was crappin’ out. I asked her to get out and check if smoke was coming from the exhaust. When she did, I popped the trunk and inside were six dozen roses and a stuffed bear. (Girlfriend Quotes) My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it. (Girlfriend Quotes) I won’t lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop. (Girlfriend Quotes) I’d love to go back to school for philosophy. I love philosophy, so I’m always reading philosophy books, annoying my girlfriend with that type of stuff. (Girlfriend Quotes) I’m a bad boyfriend. She’s a bad girlfriend. We deserve each other. (Girlfriend Quotes) In my memoir, I admit that I’ve been as fearful of success as of failure. In fact, when ‘Passages’ was published, I so dreaded bad reviews that I ran away to Italy with a girlfriend and our children to hide out. (Girlfriend Quotes) When I was a kid, there were some people around me who were a bad influence. When I met my girlfriend Sofia, who is now my wife, I think it all changed. She was very important for me, because she steered me back on to the path I wanted to be on. (Girlfriend Quotes) I was 13 or 14 and I met Donald Trump at a bar mitzvah of a good friend of ours, who’s friends with him. He had his girlfriend at the time with him, that Melania with him. He said, ‘Hey guys, if you work hard and be successful, you’ll get one of these.’ I’ll never forget that. And now he’s married to her. (Girlfriend Quotes) I wanted to be Snoopy’s girlfriend and when I got older I wanted to be Bart Simpson’s girlfriend. Then I couldn’t decide whether I wanted marry Snoopy or Michael Jackson - because he was God to me - or to just be them. (Girlfriend Quotes) I think the qualities I look for in a girl I’d like to be my girlfriend would be the way Lindsay’s character is before she becomes a plastic. Very real. (Girlfriend Quotes) Have you tried this shrimp? It’s freaking amazing. Would you get away from me? I hate you. You’re so moody. Just because I kidnapped you and tried to force you to be my girlfriend. I thought you would be over that by now. (Girlfriend Quotes) My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she’s reading (Girlfriend Quotes) I gave my girlfriend something she didn’t expect for Valentine’s day... Chlamydia. (Girlfriend Quotes) I’m getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn’t gotten her period. And she’s already 14. (Girlfriend Quotes) George Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night. (Girlfriend Quotes) In my position, I think the best thing I do is just keep girlfriend involved (Girlfriend Quotes) Yeah, that’s exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back. (Girlfriend Quotes) I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can’t even enjoy it. (Girlfriend Quotes) My girlfriend said, Emo, I’m seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something. (Girlfriend Quotes) And my girlfriend, she’s FAT! How fat? She’s so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone! (Girlfriend Quotes) First click attribution is akin to giving my first girlfriend 100% of the credit for me marrying my wife. (Girlfriend Quotes) A lot of people wouldn’t feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren’t dating my girlfriend. (Girlfriend Quotes) The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I’m married to the track and engaged to success. (Girlfriend Quotes) I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn’t take the hint. (Girlfriend Quotes) Losing hope means ceasing to love my son and my girlfriend and many friends and people around the world. (Girlfriend Quotes) My girlfriend is Jewish. But it’s easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces. (Girlfriend Quotes) I want my relationship with my girlfriend to be built on trust, not toothpicks, rubber bands, and lentil beans. (Girlfriend Quotes) I just like to sit and admire my garden; it’s so well kept by my gardener and my girlfriend (Girlfriend Quotes) My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she’s asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. (Girlfriend Quotes)

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