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Girlfriend Quotes

Acting has been the only thing so far that really gets me jazzed. It’s like my girlfriend in a lot of ways. We fight. We have a relationship, and she gets me up every morning. I’m inspired by it, and I want to one day be really good at it and see what we can do together Picture Quote #1

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend Picture Quote #1

I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn’t take the hint Picture Quote #1

I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love, that’s gonna love me back. Is that psycho? Picture Quote #1

My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don’t understand why she’s crying. I’m the one who has to get a new girlfriend Picture Quote #1

A new club is like having a new girlfriend – you don’t have feelings straight away Picture Quote #1

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No boyfriend wants to see their girlfriend in a video with a big, handsome black dude feeding his fingers into her mouth, do they? But that concept is my expression, and boyfriends have to deal with that, don’t they? Picture Quote #1

To be born as a human being is a rare thing, something to be grateful for. But being born as a human being is worthless if you spend your whole life in a mental hospital. It is worthless if you worry about not having money. It is worthless if you become neurotic because you cannot get a prestigious job. It is worthless if you weep because you lose your girlfriend Picture Quote #1

Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time Picture Quote #1

I think that’s important to women in comedy, that we get a lot of the good lines and you’re not just the girlfriend or the sister Picture Quote #1

You can’t trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work Picture Quote #1

I’m not gay, a lotta people think I’m gay. I have a girlfriend. She thinks I’m gay Picture Quote #1

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And with each step my heart broke for the person I would never find, the person who’d love me. And then I would remember I had a wife at home who loved me, or later that my wife had left me and I was terrirfied, or again later that I had a beautiful alcoholic girlfriend who would make me happy forever. But every time I entered the place there were veiled faces promising everything and then clarifying quickly into the dull, the usual, looking up at me and making the same mistake Picture Quote #1

None of us has a girlfriend. But being in a band, you meet people everywhere you go. I know mine will turn up one day Picture Quote #1

There is no good word for stomach; just as there is no good word for girlfriend. Stomach is to girlfriend as belly is to lover, and as abdomen is to consort, and as middle is to petite amie Picture Quote #1

If I have a girlfriend, I don’t bring her to flaunt her. She doesn’t get to reap the benefits of me being famous Picture Quote #1

When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday Picture Quote #1

When you’re wondering whether she’s his daughter or his girlfriend, she’s his girlfriend Picture Quote #1

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I won’t talk about someone’s mother. I won’t talk about their girlfriend or their wife, but if you have a deformity, I would talk about that Picture Quote #1

I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button Picture Quote #1

I can’t swim but if my girlfriend was drowning, I’d still dive in to save her Picture Quote #1

I don’t know, maybe I’m immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she’s in the shower Picture Quote #1

I do love playing games, but once I have a girlfriend, she will be my princess Picture Quote #1

I’m not great with money. I’d go crazy if I were left to my own devices. My mum and girlfriend sort it out. I’m not driven by it, but I love to be generous Picture Quote #1

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I had a girlfriend before I ever had a boyfriend, but it was just a phase Picture Quote #1

I have a girlfriend. I give my heart to her. She’s around, she’s everywhere, we travel together. She’s beautiful, she’s gorgeous, she’s everything you want in a woman. She doesn’t complain.. but I can tune her out just enough Picture Quote #1

Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for?... We get lunch right?... Can we get this thing going? I gotta meet my girlfriend for a martini Picture Quote #1

One fan wrote asking for a very specific autographed photo. He wanted me to pose in tight jeans and boots and even enclosed a sketch of how I should dress! A lot of them just say they wish they had a girlfriend like me. They’re very endearing letters Picture Quote #1

All I’m saying is that you shouldn’t stay with him for the wrong reasons, even if they are noble ones. No one owes it to someone else to be their girlfriend. It’s a choice you remake every day Picture Quote #1

With the media how it is these days, people expect to know everything. I don’t talk about my girlfriend because essentially she doesn’t want to be talked about Picture Quote #1

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Acting has been the only thing so far that really gets me jazzed. It’s like my girlfriend in a lot of ways. We fight. We have a relationship, and she gets me up every morning. I’m inspired by it, and I want to one day be really good at it and see what we can do together (Girlfriend Quotes) My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend (Girlfriend Quotes) I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn’t take the hint (Girlfriend Quotes) I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love, that’s gonna love me back. Is that psycho? (Girlfriend Quotes) My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don’t understand why she’s crying. I’m the one who has to get a new girlfriend (Girlfriend Quotes) A new club is like having a new girlfriend – you don’t have feelings straight away (Girlfriend Quotes) No boyfriend wants to see their girlfriend in a video with a big, handsome black dude feeding his fingers into her mouth, do they? But that concept is my expression, and boyfriends have to deal with that, don’t they? (Girlfriend Quotes) To be born as a human being is a rare thing, something to be grateful for. But being born as a human being is worthless if you spend your whole life in a mental hospital. It is worthless if you worry about not having money. It is worthless if you become neurotic because you cannot get a prestigious job. It is worthless if you weep because you lose your girlfriend (Girlfriend Quotes) Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time (Girlfriend Quotes) I think that’s important to women in comedy, that we get a lot of the good lines and you’re not just the girlfriend or the sister (Girlfriend Quotes) You can’t trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work (Girlfriend Quotes) I’m not gay, a lotta people think I’m gay. I have a girlfriend. She thinks I’m gay (Girlfriend Quotes) And with each step my heart broke for the person I would never find, the person who’d love me. And then I would remember I had a wife at home who loved me, or later that my wife had left me and I was terrirfied, or again later that I had a beautiful alcoholic girlfriend who would make me happy forever. But every time I entered the place there were veiled faces promising everything and then clarifying quickly into the dull, the usual, looking up at me and making the same mistake (Girlfriend Quotes) None of us has a girlfriend. But being in a band, you meet people everywhere you go. I know mine will turn up one day (Girlfriend Quotes) There is no good word for stomach; just as there is no good word for girlfriend. Stomach is to girlfriend as belly is to lover, and as abdomen is to consort, and as middle is to petite amie (Girlfriend Quotes) If I have a girlfriend, I don’t bring her to flaunt her. She doesn’t get to reap the benefits of me being famous (Girlfriend Quotes) When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday (Girlfriend Quotes) When you’re wondering whether she’s his daughter or his girlfriend, she’s his girlfriend (Girlfriend Quotes) I won’t talk about someone’s mother. I won’t talk about their girlfriend or their wife, but if you have a deformity, I would talk about that (Girlfriend Quotes) I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button (Girlfriend Quotes) I can’t swim but if my girlfriend was drowning, I’d still dive in to save her (Girlfriend Quotes) I don’t know, maybe I’m immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she’s in the shower (Girlfriend Quotes) I do love playing games, but once I have a girlfriend, she will be my princess (Girlfriend Quotes) I’m not great with money. I’d go crazy if I were left to my own devices. My mum and girlfriend sort it out. I’m not driven by it, but I love to be generous (Girlfriend Quotes) I had a girlfriend before I ever had a boyfriend, but it was just a phase (Girlfriend Quotes) I have a girlfriend. I give my heart to her. She’s around, she’s everywhere, we travel together. She’s beautiful, she’s gorgeous, she’s everything you want in a woman. She doesn’t complain.. but I can tune her out just enough (Girlfriend Quotes) Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for?... We get lunch right?... Can we get this thing going? I gotta meet my girlfriend for a martini (Girlfriend Quotes) One fan wrote asking for a very specific autographed photo. He wanted me to pose in tight jeans and boots and even enclosed a sketch of how I should dress! A lot of them just say they wish they had a girlfriend like me. They’re very endearing letters (Girlfriend Quotes) All I’m saying is that you shouldn’t stay with him for the wrong reasons, even if they are noble ones. No one owes it to someone else to be their girlfriend. It’s a choice you remake every day (Girlfriend Quotes) With the media how it is these days, people expect to know everything. I don’t talk about my girlfriend because essentially she doesn’t want to be talked about (Girlfriend Quotes)

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