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Mitt Romney, two-time Republican presidential candidate, is going to fight Evander Holyfield for charity. I hope they save some of that money for funeral expenses  (Going To A Funeral Quotes) I am a born-again atheist, so there isn’t going to be a funeral. I will be buried in a linen wrap in a cardboard coffin in my forest with an oak tree planted on my head.  (Going To A Funeral Quotes) My father died in France, and my sisters and I went over with my mum to bring back his body. I remember going to the funeral parlour in France and being given a laminated menu of coffins, and thinking, surely there is an ice cream at the back of here!  (Going To A Funeral Quotes) I really want Americans, and all of us, to be less afraid of death, and know that it’s a passage, but that - don’t go to the funeral before the day of the funeral.  (Going To A Funeral Quotes) I’m not allergic to fashion. I’m just one of those people who when they put on a suit look like they’re going to a funeral or to court.  (Going To A Funeral Quotes) They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I’m going to miss mine by just a few days.  (Going To A Funeral Quotes) I hope you die.... P.S. If you do die, I’m going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse.  (Going To A Funeral Quotes) I never go to funerals. To me a person is dead when he breathes for the last time. After that, your memories should be personal  (Going To A Funeral Quotes) You can have money piled to the ceiling but the size of your funeral is still going to depend on the weather  (Going To A Funeral Quotes) I’m not allergic to fashion. I’m just one of those people who when they put on a suit look like they’re going to a funeral or to court  (Going To A Funeral Quotes)