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There is a kidney-shaped fish pool outside the picture window. I cleaned it out and put in some large goldfish I bought in a bait store. The cats are always trying to catch the fish, with no success. One time the white cat leapt for a frog across the pool. The frog dove in and the cat fell in. He is trouble-prone (Goldfish Quotes)
I can’t moan about any of it. I had a great time in the goldfish bowl (Goldfish Quotes)
Starlets were always turning up dead in people’s pools. They fished them out like goldfish. Nobody seemed to find it unusual that so many young, beautiful women wanted to die (Goldfish Quotes)
Like a fish needs a bicycle. A goldfish riding a bicycle underwater. I need a man like a fish needs a bicycle (Goldfish Quotes)
People aim for the stars, and they end up like goldfish in a bowl. I wonder if it wouldn’t be simpler just to teach children right from the start that life is absurd (Goldfish Quotes)
I think there’s something great and generic about goldfish. They’re everybody’s first pet (Goldfish Quotes)
I’ve got a new invention. It’s a revolving bowl for tired goldfish (Goldfish Quotes)
I am not eccentric. It's just that I am more alive than most people. I am an unpopular electric eel set in a pond of goldfish (Goldfish Quotes)
Going quail hunting is like saying I'm going fishing, and going to a goldfish bowl and going "got it!" (Goldfish Quotes)
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