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Golf Ball Quotes

The fun part of golf is the variety of shots. In football you can do anything with a ball, but you can do anything with a golf ball as well. When you hit a shot and the ball does exactly what you want it to do... that’s wonderful. It’s just great when you hit the ball well. You should always try not to make the ball cry Picture Quote #1

A golf ball can stop in the fairway, rough, woods, bunker or lake. With five equally likely options, very few balls choose the fairway Picture Quote #1

Hitting a golf ball and putting have nothing in common. They’re two different games. You work all your life to perfect a repeating swing that will get you to the greens, and then you have to try to do something that is totally unrelated. There shouldn’t be any cups, just flag sticks. And then the man who hit the most fairways and greens and got closest to the pins would be the tournament winner Picture Quote #1

Addressing a golf ball would seem to be a simple matter; that is, to the uninitiated who cannot appreciate that a golf ball can hold more terrors than a spacious auditorium packed with people Picture Quote #1

I always like to see a person stand up to a golf ball as though he were perfectly at home in its presence Picture Quote #1

Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off Picture Quote #1

And the wind shall say: Here were decent godless people: Their only monument the asphalt road and a thousand lost golf balls Picture Quote #1

I know when I’ve been playing a lot of golf it takes me a while to get back into cricket again. It’s not so much the different shape of the swings, more the fact that you are stationary when you hit a golf ball. In cricket you have to move forward or back, which is an instinctive timing thing Picture Quote #1

The one place where I can relax is on the golf course with my teammates and buddies, assuming I’m hitting the golf ball well. If I’m not, well, that is another story Picture Quote #1

There’s more tension in golf than in boxing because golfers bring it on themselves. It’s silly really because it’s not as if the golf ball is going to jump up and belt you on the whiskers, is it? Picture Quote #1

The most advanced medical brains in the universe have yet to discover a way for a man to relax himself, and looking at a golf ball is not the cure Picture Quote #1

Hitting a golf ball correctly is the most sophisticated and complicated maneuver in all of sports, with the possible exception of eating a hot dog at a ball game without getting mustard on your shirt Picture Quote #1

The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting Picture Quote #1

You’d think a guy who has broken 35 bones in his body would have a high pain threshold, but mine is pretty low. I got hit in the shin with a golf ball once and it almost brought tears to my eyes. I’ve had broken bones that didn’t hurt as bad Picture Quote #1

As a kid, I might have been psycho, I guess, but I used to throw golf balls in the trees and try and somehow make par from them. I thought that was fun Picture Quote #1

Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half? Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way Picture Quote #1

A big part of managing a golf course is managing your swing on the course. A lot of guys can go out and hit a golf ball, but they have no idea how to manage what they do with the ball. I’ve won as many golf tournaments hitting the ball badly as I have hitting the ball well Picture Quote #1

Cyclists, I work with a number of cyclists. They are great athletes; they are great aerobic athletes. If you ask them to hit a baseball or golf ball, they can’t do that Picture Quote #1

You’re the only one in control over your golf ball. It’s not like tennis: you’re hitting a shot and somebody’s hitting it back at you Picture Quote #1

In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It’s either that or buy a new golf ball Picture Quote #1

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The fun part of golf is the variety of shots. In football you can do anything with a ball, but you can do anything with a golf ball as well. When you hit a shot and the ball does exactly what you want it to do... that’s wonderful. It’s just great when you hit the ball well. You should always try not to make the ball cry (Golf Ball Quotes) A golf ball can stop in the fairway, rough, woods, bunker or lake. With five equally likely options, very few balls choose the fairway (Golf Ball Quotes) Hitting a golf ball and putting have nothing in common. They’re two different games. You work all your life to perfect a repeating swing that will get you to the greens, and then you have to try to do something that is totally unrelated. There shouldn’t be any cups, just flag sticks. And then the man who hit the most fairways and greens and got closest to the pins would be the tournament winner (Golf Ball Quotes) Addressing a golf ball would seem to be a simple matter; that is, to the uninitiated who cannot appreciate that a golf ball can hold more terrors than a spacious auditorium packed with people (Golf Ball Quotes) I always like to see a person stand up to a golf ball as though he were perfectly at home in its presence (Golf Ball Quotes) Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off (Golf Ball Quotes) And the wind shall say: Here were decent godless people: Their only monument the asphalt road and a thousand lost golf balls (Golf Ball Quotes) I know when I’ve been playing a lot of golf it takes me a while to get back into cricket again. It’s not so much the different shape of the swings, more the fact that you are stationary when you hit a golf ball. In cricket you have to move forward or back, which is an instinctive timing thing (Golf Ball Quotes) The one place where I can relax is on the golf course with my teammates and buddies, assuming I’m hitting the golf ball well. If I’m not, well, that is another story (Golf Ball Quotes) There’s more tension in golf than in boxing because golfers bring it on themselves. It’s silly really because it’s not as if the golf ball is going to jump up and belt you on the whiskers, is it? (Golf Ball Quotes) The most advanced medical brains in the universe have yet to discover a way for a man to relax himself, and looking at a golf ball is not the cure (Golf Ball Quotes) Hitting a golf ball correctly is the most sophisticated and complicated maneuver in all of sports, with the possible exception of eating a hot dog at a ball game without getting mustard on your shirt (Golf Ball Quotes) The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting (Golf Ball Quotes) You’d think a guy who has broken 35 bones in his body would have a high pain threshold, but mine is pretty low. I got hit in the shin with a golf ball once and it almost brought tears to my eyes. I’ve had broken bones that didn’t hurt as bad (Golf Ball Quotes) As a kid, I might have been psycho, I guess, but I used to throw golf balls in the trees and try and somehow make par from them. I thought that was fun (Golf Ball Quotes) Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half? Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way (Golf Ball Quotes) A big part of managing a golf course is managing your swing on the course. A lot of guys can go out and hit a golf ball, but they have no idea how to manage what they do with the ball. I’ve won as many golf tournaments hitting the ball badly as I have hitting the ball well (Golf Ball Quotes) Cyclists, I work with a number of cyclists. They are great athletes; they are great aerobic athletes. If you ask them to hit a baseball or golf ball, they can’t do that (Golf Ball Quotes) You’re the only one in control over your golf ball. It’s not like tennis: you’re hitting a shot and somebody’s hitting it back at you (Golf Ball Quotes) In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It’s either that or buy a new golf ball (Golf Ball Quotes)

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