Golf Balls Quotes
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Al Sharpton chases the spotlight the way Obama chases golf balls (Golf Balls Quotes)
In Valdosta, Ga., during a mini-tour event, a player named James Black bet me $20 he could put five golf balls in his mouth and then close his mouth all the way. I tried it but could get only two in there (Golf Balls Quotes)
Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one great golf story (Golf Balls Quotes)
As if we don’t have enough volence on television. After her husband accidentally hit two spectators with golf balls during a celebrity golf tournament. (Golf Balls Quotes)
It’s considered good sportsmanship not to pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling (Golf Balls Quotes)
I wouldn’t have raced a horse. But you’ll then throw back at me that Jesse Owens raced against a horse, and he’s one of my heroes, so I’m not going to say it was a silly stunt. I know too much about horses. They’re highly unreliable, and they’ve got brains the size of golf balls. (Golf Balls Quotes)
It’s hard to believe a kid hitting golf balls in the cow pastures of New Mexico could have accomplished what I have accomplished. (Golf Balls Quotes)
For all the fun, don’t forget: I always knew when to put my golf balls down and practice (Golf Balls Quotes)
My doctor asked me how many golf balls I had hit in my career. I’m lying there in bed calculating somewhere between four and five million golf balls I had hit to do that on my body. (Golf Balls Quotes)
It’s good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling (Golf Balls Quotes)
Here were decent godless people; Their only monument the asphalt road And a thousand lost golf balls. (Golf Balls Quotes)
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling (Golf Balls Quotes)
Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing (Golf Balls Quotes)
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake (Golf Balls Quotes)
A golf ball can stop in the fairway, rough, woods, bunker or lake. With five equally likely options, very few balls choose the fairway (Golf Balls Quotes)
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls (Golf Balls Quotes)
And the wind shall say: Here were decent godless people: Their only monument the asphalt road and a thousand lost golf balls (Golf Balls Quotes)
As a kid, I might have been psycho, I guess, but I used to throw golf balls in the trees and try and somehow make par from them. I thought that was fun (Golf Balls Quotes)
You know, when I was a young boy I used to play baseball in my back yard or in the street with my brothers or the neighborhood kids. We used broken bats and plastic golf balls and played for hours and hours (Golf Balls Quotes)
There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls (Golf Balls Quotes)
My doctor asked me how many golf balls I had hit in my career. I’m lying there in bed calculating somewhere between four and five million golf balls I had hit to do that on my body (Golf Balls Quotes)
If you look at eggs, you will see that each one is almost round but not quite... Nature's way of distinguishing eggs from large golf balls (Golf Balls Quotes)