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Golf Quotes

Golf is not a good walk spoiled. It is becoming a good walk prohibited. Show me the common sense in this and I promise I will relent. But there is no common sense at all in the prohibition of walking Picture Quote #1

Golf is the art of driving hard, avoiding the rough, surmounting traps and hazards, aiming straight, and arriving on the green at last, only to end up in a hole in the ground before your companions. The favored pastime of businessmen and their cronies, probably without a full appreciation of its metaphorical implications Picture Quote #1

It was a gift, something you can’t teach. His hands looked like they were born to have a golf club in them Picture Quote #1

Golf is a game of coordination, rhythm, and grace; women have these to a high degree Picture Quote #1

I realized that the secret to golf isn’t how low you shoot when it’s going good, it’s how to make your bad rounds better Picture Quote #1

You just can’t say lesbianism hurts women’s golf. It’s more correct to say homophobia does Picture Quote #1

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Love is not automatic. It takes conscious practice and awareness, just like playing the piano or golf. However, you have ample opportunities to practice. Everyone you meet can be your practice session Picture Quote #1

What’s the longest walk in golf? It’s from the practice tee to the first tee. I don’t care if it’s 10 yards. It’s the longest walk in golf. Winners take their swing with them. Losers don’t Picture Quote #1

I am not somebody who just likes to run. I am a runner. This is the difference between a pastime and a passion. I like to play golf, but I am not a golfer. I like to cook, but I am not a chef. I don’t just like to run. I am a runner. It is a passion. It is part of who I am and is woven into the fabric of my personality, character, and psyche Picture Quote #1

I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can’t even talk about my own handicap because it’s too upsetting Picture Quote #1

Golf is a lot like sex. It’s something you can enjoy all your life. And if you remain an amateur, you get to pick your own playing partners Picture Quote #1

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it Picture Quote #1

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Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you’re not good at them Picture Quote #1

There’s going to be places where you can attack the golf course and there’s going to be times where you’ve got to kind of bite your lip and play conservative and hit to certain spots on the green, get out of there with a par and move on Picture Quote #1

Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off Picture Quote #1

The fundamental problem with golf is that every so often, no matter how lacking you may be in the essential virtues required of a steady player, the odds are that one day you will hit the ball straight, hard, and out of sight. This is the essential frustration of this excruciating sport. For when you’ve done it once, you make the fundamental error of asking yourself why you can’t do this all the time. The answer to this question is simple: the first time was a fluke Picture Quote #1

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end Picture Quote #1

It’s not like I’m hanging out at shopping malls or going to celebrity golf tournaments. I’m so in my own little world. I got my dog, my music, my brother, a couple of friends Picture Quote #1

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Sometimes things work out on the golf course and sometimes they don’t. Life will go on. You try to understand what happens, but maybe today I don’t want to know. I just screwed up so maybe I should just put it behind me Picture Quote #1

You figure they cheat at the ballpark, they’ll cheat on the golf course, they’ll cheat in business, and anything else in life. Players may laugh about it and say it’s funny, but right down in their heart, they don’t think it’s funny at all, and they have no respect for a person who cheats Picture Quote #1

I’m probably less serious about my game than I was in the past. I’ve lost a brother and father in the past six years. And what about people who have lost friends and comrades in war? Golf is a game. You’ve got to keep that in perspective Picture Quote #1

The main idea in golf as in life, I suppose is to learn to accept what cannot be altered and to keep on doing one’s own reasoned and resolute best whether the prospect be bleak or rosy Picture Quote #1

My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time Picture Quote #1

I think if you are going to base your whole life on what you do on the golf course, you are up for a lot of ups and downs Picture Quote #1

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All seasoned players know, or at least have felt, that when you are playing your best, you are much the same as in a state of meditation. You are free of tension and chatter. You are concentrating on one thing. It is the ideal condition for good golf Picture Quote #1

Like life, golf can be humbling. However, little good comes from brooding about mistakes we’ve made. The next shot, in golf or in life, is the big one Picture Quote #1

Who can say I have a bad swing? The only thing that matters in golf is the score you put on the board. You don’t have to look pretty out there, you have to win. Look at my record and tell me who has a better swing than mine Picture Quote #1

It’s a torture chamber, if we had to play it every day I don’t think I’d be playing golf Picture Quote #1

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe Picture Quote #1

It goes without saying that it is no good having a perfect setup, perfect grip and perfect golf swing if the whole thing is misaligned. It sounds obvious but many players simply do not spend enough time getting themselves on target Picture Quote #1

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Golf is not a good walk spoiled. It is becoming a good walk prohibited. Show me the common sense in this and I promise I will relent. But there is no common sense at all in the prohibition of walking (Golf Quotes) Golf is the art of driving hard, avoiding the rough, surmounting traps and hazards, aiming straight, and arriving on the green at last, only to end up in a hole in the ground before your companions. The favored pastime of businessmen and their cronies, probably without a full appreciation of its metaphorical implications (Golf Quotes) It was a gift, something you can’t teach. His hands looked like they were born to have a golf club in them (Golf Quotes) Golf is a game of coordination, rhythm, and grace; women have these to a high degree (Golf Quotes) I realized that the secret to golf isn’t how low you shoot when it’s going good, it’s how to make your bad rounds better (Golf Quotes) You just can’t say lesbianism hurts women’s golf. It’s more correct to say homophobia does (Golf Quotes) Love is not automatic. It takes conscious practice and awareness, just like playing the piano or golf. However, you have ample opportunities to practice. Everyone you meet can be your practice session (Golf Quotes) What’s the longest walk in golf? It’s from the practice tee to the first tee. I don’t care if it’s 10 yards. It’s the longest walk in golf. Winners take their swing with them. Losers don’t (Golf Quotes) I am not somebody who just likes to run. I am a runner. This is the difference between a pastime and a passion. I like to play golf, but I am not a golfer. I like to cook, but I am not a chef. I don’t just like to run. I am a runner. It is a passion. It is part of who I am and is woven into the fabric of my personality, character, and psyche (Golf Quotes) I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can’t even talk about my own handicap because it’s too upsetting (Golf Quotes) Golf is a lot like sex. It’s something you can enjoy all your life. And if you remain an amateur, you get to pick your own playing partners (Golf Quotes) Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it (Golf Quotes) Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you’re not good at them (Golf Quotes) There’s going to be places where you can attack the golf course and there’s going to be times where you’ve got to kind of bite your lip and play conservative and hit to certain spots on the green, get out of there with a par and move on (Golf Quotes) Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off (Golf Quotes) The fundamental problem with golf is that every so often, no matter how lacking you may be in the essential virtues required of a steady player, the odds are that one day you will hit the ball straight, hard, and out of sight. This is the essential frustration of this excruciating sport. For when you’ve done it once, you make the fundamental error of asking yourself why you can’t do this all the time. The answer to this question is simple: the first time was a fluke (Golf Quotes) Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end (Golf Quotes) It’s not like I’m hanging out at shopping malls or going to celebrity golf tournaments. I’m so in my own little world. I got my dog, my music, my brother, a couple of friends (Golf Quotes) Sometimes things work out on the golf course and sometimes they don’t. Life will go on. You try to understand what happens, but maybe today I don’t want to know. I just screwed up so maybe I should just put it behind me (Golf Quotes) You figure they cheat at the ballpark, they’ll cheat on the golf course, they’ll cheat in business, and anything else in life. Players may laugh about it and say it’s funny, but right down in their heart, they don’t think it’s funny at all, and they have no respect for a person who cheats (Golf Quotes) I’m probably less serious about my game than I was in the past. I’ve lost a brother and father in the past six years. And what about people who have lost friends and comrades in war? Golf is a game. You’ve got to keep that in perspective (Golf Quotes) The main idea in golf as in life, I suppose is to learn to accept what cannot be altered and to keep on doing one’s own reasoned and resolute best whether the prospect be bleak or rosy (Golf Quotes) My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time (Golf Quotes) I think if you are going to base your whole life on what you do on the golf course, you are up for a lot of ups and downs (Golf Quotes) All seasoned players know, or at least have felt, that when you are playing your best, you are much the same as in a state of meditation. You are free of tension and chatter. You are concentrating on one thing. It is the ideal condition for good golf (Golf Quotes) Like life, golf can be humbling. However, little good comes from brooding about mistakes we’ve made. The next shot, in golf or in life, is the big one (Golf Quotes) Who can say I have a bad swing? The only thing that matters in golf is the score you put on the board. You don’t have to look pretty out there, you have to win. Look at my record and tell me who has a better swing than mine (Golf Quotes) It’s a torture chamber, if we had to play it every day I don’t think I’d be playing golf (Golf Quotes) Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe (Golf Quotes) It goes without saying that it is no good having a perfect setup, perfect grip and perfect golf swing if the whole thing is misaligned. It sounds obvious but many players simply do not spend enough time getting themselves on target (Golf Quotes)

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