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Gracie Allen Quotes

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow Picture Quote #1

Try to understand me. Nothing is impossible Picture Quote #1

Every man is born with the ability to do something well. This is what the Lord intended him to do. Using that ability - what life is all about Picture Quote #1

I’ll bet you say that to all the girls! Picture Quote #1

I’m having my platform run up by a movie set designer, so it will be very impressive from the front, but not too premanent. After all, there’s no sense putting a lot of time and thought into something you’ll have no use for after you’re elected Picture Quote #1

Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer Picture Quote #1

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Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done Picture Quote #1

My husband will never chase another woman. He’s too fine, too decent, too old Picture Quote #1

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it Picture Quote #1

I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It’s the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill Picture Quote #1

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for Picture Quote #1

Every politician must be able to keep both feet on the fence with his ear to the ground Picture Quote #1

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Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it’s nothing Picture Quote #1

You’ve buttered your bread, now sleep in it Picture Quote #1

I was so surprised at being born that I didn’t speak for a year and a half Picture Quote #1

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I’ll develop my radio personality Picture Quote #1

Cultivate friendships. If you don’t have time to cultivate all of them, plow under every fifth one and collect your bonus Picture Quote #1

I think there’s so much good in the worst of us, and so many of the worst of us get the best of us, that the rest of us aren’t even worth talking about Picture Quote #1

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You’re the only boy who ever made me cry, and I decided that if you could make me cry, I must really love you Picture Quote #1

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years Picture Quote #1

I’m the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring Picture Quote #1

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it Picture Quote #1

My husband will never chase another woman. He’s too fine, too decent, too old Picture Quote #1

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride...? I wonder what I was blushing about? Picture Quote #1

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This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn’t say how far to separate them Picture Quote #1

I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best Picture Quote #1

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she’d just make enough for 16 and only serve half Picture Quote #1

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half Picture Quote #1

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances Picture Quote #1

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The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow (Gracie Allen Quotes) Try to understand me. Nothing is impossible (Gracie Allen Quotes) Every man is born with the ability to do something well. This is what the Lord intended him to do. Using that ability - what life is all about (Gracie Allen Quotes) I’ll bet you say that to all the girls! (Gracie Allen Quotes) I’m having my platform run up by a movie set designer, so it will be very impressive from the front, but not too premanent. After all, there’s no sense putting a lot of time and thought into something you’ll have no use for after you’re elected (Gracie Allen Quotes) Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer (Gracie Allen Quotes) Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done (Gracie Allen Quotes) My husband will never chase another woman. He’s too fine, too decent, too old. (Gracie Allen Quotes) I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it. (Gracie Allen Quotes) I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It’s the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill. (Gracie Allen Quotes) A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for (Gracie Allen Quotes) Every politician must be able to keep both feet on the fence with his ear to the ground (Gracie Allen Quotes) Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it’s nothing (Gracie Allen Quotes) You’ve buttered your bread, now sleep in it (Gracie Allen Quotes) I was so surprised at being born that I didn’t speak for a year and a half (Gracie Allen Quotes) Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I’ll develop my radio personality (Gracie Allen Quotes) Cultivate friendships. If you don’t have time to cultivate all of them, plow under every fifth one and collect your bonus (Gracie Allen Quotes) I think there’s so much good in the worst of us, and so many of the worst of us get the best of us, that the rest of us aren’t even worth talking about (Gracie Allen Quotes) You’re the only boy who ever made me cry, and I decided that if you could make me cry, I must really love you (Gracie Allen Quotes) Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years (Gracie Allen Quotes) I’m the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring (Gracie Allen Quotes) My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it (Gracie Allen Quotes) My husband will never chase another woman. He’s too fine, too decent, too old (Gracie Allen Quotes) You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride...? I wonder what I was blushing about? (Gracie Allen Quotes) This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn’t say how far to separate them (Gracie Allen Quotes) I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best (Gracie Allen Quotes) When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she’d just make enough for 16 and only serve half (Gracie Allen Quotes) When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half (Gracie Allen Quotes) This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances (Gracie Allen Quotes)