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Graham Chapman Quotes

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition Picture Quote #1

I hope I will have achieved something lasting Picture Quote #1

She turned me into a newt. ... But I got better Picture Quote #1

Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, and public health ... what have the Romans ever done for us? Brought peace! Picture Quote #1

You know, python should have won a Grammy for our musical work on the show Picture Quote #1

World War II... Did not happen to everyone, but it happened to most. There were people from Germany who were throwing bombs at us Picture Quote #1

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There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount Picture Quote #1

Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that’s me, love Picture Quote #1

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to the Pope! Um, I’ll come in again Picture Quote #1

In 1945, peace broke out. It was the end of the Joke. Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the Geneva Convention, and in 1950 the last remaining copy of the joke was laid to rest here in the Berkshire countryside, never to be told again Picture Quote #1

Oh Lord please don’t burn us don’t kill or toast your flock. Don’t put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock. Don’t bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok Picture Quote #1

This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It’s expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It’s a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn’t nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It’s rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot Picture Quote #1

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Health care does not worry me a great deal. I’ve been impressed by some wonderful old people Picture Quote #1

Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it’s up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries Picture Quote #1

John Howard Davies was not a very human person... if you made a mistake of any kind, any sort of pause in speech, he would treat you rather as if he was a schoolmaster Picture Quote #1

WHAT is your name? WHAT is your quest? and WHAT is your favorite color? Picture Quote #1

We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing! Picture Quote #1

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Spam, spam, spam, spam... Spam, spam, spam, spam Picture Quote #1

I am known by many names, but you may call me... Tim Picture Quote #1

I can’t talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets Picture Quote #1

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Picture Quote #1

My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white Picture Quote #1

I fart in your general direction Picture Quote #1

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Exploding is a perfectly normal medical phenomenon Picture Quote #1

Camelot is a silly place Picture Quote #1

She turned me into a newt... But I got better Picture Quote #1

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean? Picture Quote #1

You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives Picture Quote #1

Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples Picture Quote #1

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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition (Graham Chapman Quotes) I hope I will have achieved something lasting (Graham Chapman Quotes) She turned me into a newt. ... But I got better... (Graham Chapman Quotes) Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, and public health ... what have the Romans ever done for us? Brought peace! (Graham Chapman Quotes) You know, python should have won a Grammy for our musical work on the show (Graham Chapman Quotes) World War II... Did not happen to everyone, but it happened to most. There were people from Germany who were throwing bombs at us (Graham Chapman Quotes) There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount (Graham Chapman Quotes) Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that’s me, love (Graham Chapman Quotes) No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to the Pope! Um, I’ll come in again (Graham Chapman Quotes) In 1945, peace broke out. It was the end of the Joke. Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the Geneva Convention, and in 1950 the last remaining copy of the joke was laid to rest here in the Berkshire countryside, never to be told again (Graham Chapman Quotes) Oh Lord please don’t burn us don’t kill or toast your flock. Don’t put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock. Don’t bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok (Graham Chapman Quotes) This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It’s expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It’s a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn’t nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It’s rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot (Graham Chapman Quotes) Health care does not worry me a great deal. I’ve been impressed by some wonderful old people. (Graham Chapman Quotes) Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it’s up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply. (Graham Chapman Quotes) I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. (Graham Chapman Quotes) John Howard Davies was not a very human person... if you made a mistake of any kind, any sort of pause in speech, he would treat you rather as if he was a schoolmaster (Graham Chapman Quotes) WHAT is your name? WHAT is your quest? and WHAT is your favorite color? (Graham Chapman Quotes) We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing! (Graham Chapman Quotes) Spam, spam, spam, spam... Spam, spam, spam, spam (Graham Chapman Quotes) I am known by many names, but you may call me... Tim (Graham Chapman Quotes) I can’t talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets (Graham Chapman Quotes) Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? (Graham Chapman Quotes) My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white (Graham Chapman Quotes) I fart in your general direction (Graham Chapman Quotes) Exploding is a perfectly normal medical phenomenon (Graham Chapman Quotes) Camelot is a silly place (Graham Chapman Quotes) She turned me into a newt... But I got better (Graham Chapman Quotes) Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean? (Graham Chapman Quotes) You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives (Graham Chapman Quotes) Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples (Graham Chapman Quotes)

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