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Graham Chapman Quotes
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All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion causes a reaction in the other person (Graham Chapman Quotes)
Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government (Graham Chapman Quotes)
Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it’s up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply (Graham Chapman Quotes)
I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am (Graham Chapman Quotes)
I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries (Graham Chapman Quotes)
At that time, a friend shall lose his friend’s hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before (Graham Chapman Quotes)
You see, I don’t belive that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, that has been the main reason for our policy of employing wild animals as librarians (Graham Chapman Quotes)
We don’t deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it’s justified (Graham Chapman Quotes)
It’s nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others (Graham Chapman Quotes)
Death can really absorb a person. Lik most people, I would find it pleasant not to have to go, but you just accept that it’s more or less inevitable (Graham Chapman Quotes)
Health care does not worry me a great deal. I’ve been impressed by some wonderful old people (Graham Chapman Quotes)
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