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Greg Behrendt Quotes

Better than nothing is not good enough for you! Picture Quote #1

Often the thought of pain is actually worse that the pain itself Picture Quote #1

Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with Picture Quote #1

Let’s call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust Picture Quote #1

Ive learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work Picture Quote #1

Uncool is a cool resting place. The pressure’s off me Picture Quote #1

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I’m fascinated with human relationships. I advocate the relationship you have with yourself Picture Quote #1

You already have one asshole, you don’t need another one Picture Quote #1

Don’t waste the pretty Picture Quote #1

Here’s something else to think about: calling when you say you’re going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can’t lay this one stupid brick down, you ain’t never gonna have a house baby, and it’s cold outside Picture Quote #1

Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing’s wrong, but every breath hurts Picture Quote #1

When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be Picture Quote #1

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A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he’s just not that into you Picture Quote #1

Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You are deeply missable. However, he’s still the same person who just broke up with you. Remember, the only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you Picture Quote #1

Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less Picture Quote #1

You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith Picture Quote #1

Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you Picture Quote #1

Because here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you Picture Quote #1

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A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, begging her forgiveness and giving some excuse. She told him to get lost, telling him that he only gets one shot with her, and he blew it Picture Quote #1

A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves Picture Quote #1

Let’s start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there’s something better out there is to first believe there’s something better out there. What other choice is there? Picture Quote #1

The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric Picture Quote #1

Part of being a comedian is that it’s your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities Picture Quote #1

I’ve never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book Picture Quote #1

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There’s nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you’re busy or just want to flirt, but it’s hard to have any real interaction over text. In the buffet of communication, text messaging should be a side dish, not the entree Picture Quote #1

He’s just not that into you if he’s not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out Picture Quote #1

Men like to chase and you have to let us chase you. I know. It’s insulting. It’s frustrating. It’s unfortunately the truth Picture Quote #1

Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they’re working it out on your time and with your heart Picture Quote #1

The reason it’s so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you a long time before he grabbed his coat and scrammed Picture Quote #1

The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself Picture Quote #1

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Better than nothing is not good enough for you! (Greg Behrendt Quotes) Often the thought of pain is actually worse that the pain itself (Greg Behrendt Quotes) Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with (Greg Behrendt Quotes) Let’s call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust (Greg Behrendt Quotes) Ive learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work (Greg Behrendt Quotes) Uncool is a cool resting place. The pressure’s off me (Greg Behrendt Quotes) I’m fascinated with human relationships. I advocate the relationship you have with yourself (Greg Behrendt Quotes) You already have one asshole, you don’t need another one (Greg Behrendt Quotes) Don’t waste the pretty (Greg Behrendt Quotes) Here’s something else to think about: calling when you say you’re going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can’t lay this one stupid brick down, you ain’t never gonna have a house baby, and it’s cold outside (Greg Behrendt Quotes) Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing’s wrong, but every breath hurts (Greg Behrendt Quotes) When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be (Greg Behrendt Quotes) A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he’s just not that into you (Greg Behrendt Quotes) Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You are deeply missable. However, he’s still the same person who just broke up with you. Remember, the only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you (Greg Behrendt Quotes) Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less (Greg Behrendt Quotes) You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith (Greg Behrendt Quotes) Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you (Greg Behrendt Quotes) Because here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you (Greg Behrendt Quotes) A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, begging her forgiveness and giving some excuse. She told him to get lost, telling him that he only gets one shot with her, and he blew it (Greg Behrendt Quotes) A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves (Greg Behrendt Quotes) Let’s start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there’s something better out there is to first believe there’s something better out there. What other choice is there? (Greg Behrendt Quotes) The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric (Greg Behrendt Quotes) Part of being a comedian is that it’s your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities (Greg Behrendt Quotes) I’ve never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book (Greg Behrendt Quotes) There’s nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you’re busy or just want to flirt, but it’s hard to have any real interaction over text. In the buffet of communication, text messaging should be a side dish, not the entree (Greg Behrendt Quotes) He’s just not that into you if he’s not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out (Greg Behrendt Quotes) Men like to chase and you have to let us chase you. I know. It’s insulting. It’s frustrating. It’s unfortunately the truth (Greg Behrendt Quotes) Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they’re working it out on your time and with your heart (Greg Behrendt Quotes) The reason it’s so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you a long time before he grabbed his coat and scrammed (Greg Behrendt Quotes) The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself (Greg Behrendt Quotes)

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