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Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes

Debt means you had more fun than you were supposed to Picture Quote #1

The most interesting hipsters are ones who stop being hipsters Picture Quote #1

When a banana gets rotten people love to tell you that you can make banana bread out of it. I have never seen anyone actually do it Picture Quote #1

If we don’t have souls then who am I talking to when I keep telling myself to be good? Picture Quote #1

My dad was in radio; he was a broadcaster, and it was in the family. He hosted kind of a game show at one point on TV; he was the original host of ‘Good Day New York,’ and he hosted the Jerry Lewis telethon for 15 years Picture Quote #1

We are now able to create virtual realities on computers. Are we all living in one created by someone in the future? Picture Quote #1

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When I was in college, I would go out, and I would go to these open mic nights at Stitches and Nick’s Comedy Stop, so I was going to classes during the day, and then at night, I would be signing up on the lists Picture Quote #1

Ever see a skinny guy on a cold day? You know they tremble like Chihuahuas. Then you see a fat guy in a tank top - nine degrees, he’s sweatin’. Look at ‘Titanic,’ remember the boat goes into the icy cold waters? Little skinny Leonardo: dead. Final scene, Kathy Bates on a rowboat, coat open, eating a hotdog Picture Quote #1

Taking down the Christmas tree makes it feel official: time to get back to joyless and cynical Picture Quote #1

Lieutenant Governor Paterson - blind, black guy - gets sworn in. First thing he says is, ‘By the way, cheated on my wife. Let’s just get that out in the open right now.’ He didn’t need to admit that. He’s blind. Could have said it was an accident Picture Quote #1

Since first hearing the story as a child, any mention of the ‘Boston Tea Party’ has elicited in me an excitement that is uniquely American. When I heard rumblings that there was a new Tea Party, I got goose bumps. I love tea, I love parties, I hate taxes; I’m in! It seemed that most of America joined in my excitement! Picture Quote #1

I don’t gamble anymore since I had a kid. I have fun in Vegas. I see shows, Cirque du Soleil. Don Rickles was in town last time I was there. I’ll have lunch with George Wallace. I just look in the Weekly calendar and see who’s performing, and inevitably, we all meet up late night at one of the casinos. Jesus, I sound boring Picture Quote #1

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The most interesting nerds are the ones who take offense to being called nerds Picture Quote #1

That is the thing about being a writer; your subject matter may not stay your subject matter if you break their trust by revealing personal and editorialized information about them Picture Quote #1

I was just in Las Vegas, where prostitution is legal. Which is a relief because I live in Los Angeles, where it is mandatory Picture Quote #1

Same thing every year, getting up at the crack of dawn, drinking, fighting, throwing up, pissing on walls and then you leave the house and things get bad Picture Quote #1

The compulsion to do the opposite of what you are told does not lend itself to many occupations outside the entertainment industry. Within the industry, it is unlikely that you will be very successful without it Picture Quote #1

I feel life is to be lived. You want to spend your time doing things and being with friends and all that Picture Quote #1

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Debt means you had more fun than you were supposed to (Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes) The most interesting hipsters are ones who stop being hipsters (Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes) When a banana gets rotten people love to tell you that you can make banana bread out of it. I have never seen anyone actually do it. (Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes) If we don’t have souls then who am I talking to when I keep telling myself to be good? (Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes) My dad was in radio; he was a broadcaster, and it was in the family. He hosted kind of a game show at one point on TV; he was the original host of ‘Good Day New York,’ and he hosted the Jerry Lewis telethon for 15 years. (Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes) We are now able to create virtual realities on computers. Are we all living in one created by someone in the future? (Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes) When I was in college, I would go out, and I would go to these open mic nights at Stitches and Nick’s Comedy Stop, so I was going to classes during the day, and then at night, I would be signing up on the lists. (Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes) Ever see a skinny guy on a cold day? You know they tremble like Chihuahuas. Then you see a fat guy in a tank top - nine degrees, he’s sweatin’. Look at ‘Titanic,’ remember the boat goes into the icy cold waters? Little skinny Leonardo: dead. Final scene, Kathy Bates on a rowboat, coat open, eating a hotdog. (Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes) Taking down the Christmas tree makes it feel official: time to get back to joyless and cynical (Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes) Lieutenant Governor Paterson - blind, black guy - gets sworn in. First thing he says is, ‘By the way, cheated on my wife. Let’s just get that out in the open right now.’ He didn’t need to admit that. He’s blind. Could have said it was an accident. (Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes) Since first hearing the story as a child, any mention of the ‘Boston Tea Party’ has elicited in me an excitement that is uniquely American. When I heard rumblings that there was a new Tea Party, I got goose bumps. I love tea, I love parties, I hate taxes; I’m in! It seemed that most of America joined in my excitement! (Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes) I don’t gamble anymore since I had a kid. I have fun in Vegas. I see shows, Cirque du Soleil. Don Rickles was in town last time I was there. I’ll have lunch with George Wallace. I just look in the Weekly calendar and see who’s performing, and inevitably, we all meet up late night at one of the casinos. Jesus, I sound boring. (Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes) The most interesting nerds are the ones who take offense to being called nerds (Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes) That is the thing about being a writer; your subject matter may not stay your subject matter if you break their trust by revealing personal and editorialized information about them. (Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes) I was just in Las Vegas, where prostitution is legal. Which is a relief because I live in Los Angeles, where it is mandatory (Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes) Same thing every year, getting up at the crack of dawn, drinking, fighting, throwing up, pissing on walls and then you leave the house and things get bad (Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes) The compulsion to do the opposite of what you are told does not lend itself to many occupations outside the entertainment industry. Within the industry, it is unlikely that you will be very successful without it (Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes) I feel life is to be lived. You want to spend your time doing things and being with friends and all that (Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes)