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Greg Gutfeld Quotes

Al Sharpton chases the spotlight the way Obama chases golf balls Picture Quote #1

Some things get better with age. And then there’s Madonna Picture Quote #1

Magic Johnson links his HIV and treatment to health care as though ObamaCare would provide the same level of care that a mega rich celebrity would get. Is he going to dump his coverage? Is he going to dump it and sign up for ObamaCare? Picture Quote #1

I have to say that Adam Levine is truly a daring young man to go on Twitter to bash Fox News. He’s so rebellious, so subversive. I mean, for a musician, seriously, could you find a more predictable stance than that? He’s as edgy as a hacky sack, which also describes his music Picture Quote #1

I don’t know if you get anything more adorable than a tiny pig eating an apple. And here’s a fun fact. This is how you make apple-smoked bacon Picture Quote #1

You should just go, go to work, work hard, be a perfectionist, be a workhorse. If you work 10 years straight, you’ll be comfortable and set for life. That is a fact Picture Quote #1

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The media treats fear like a one-night stand. They jump on it and then they leave the next day and they forget - remember the Alar Scare? Things - see, nobody even remembers Alar Picture Quote #1

Republicans are systematically and deliberately trying to stop millions of American citizens from voting. What part of democracy are they afraid of? I call on Republicans at all levels of government, with all manner of ambition, to stop fear mongering about a phantom epidemic of election fraud. I’m calling for universal, automatic voter registration, every citizen in every state in the union Picture Quote #1

It was then that I realized that while playing the well-meaning tolerant individual (in short: liberal) garnered you fans and grades, it didn’t matter. In my heart and head, I was a fraud Picture Quote #1

The [Confederate] Flag is - literally - sewed division. People claim it means different things to different people, but it harkens back to the pro-slavery side of the war Picture Quote #1

Look, this debate is basic: it’s small government vs. big government. So how cowardly do folks like Blood and Frank Rich have to be that they can’t man up and defend their love for collectivism? The only reason they scream race, is because that debate scares them. They know a racial accusation prevents dialogue, because such a harmful charge far outweighs any benefits of winning an argument Picture Quote #1

If you’re a Republican and rich, that’s evil. But if you’re a Democrat and rich, that’s great Picture Quote #1

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Republicans do actually care about health care. They just don’t care about government-run health care Picture Quote #1

We have two nations, and it’s not black or white. It’s red and blue. Under Republican leadership, cities tend to do better. Cities are destroyed under Democrats, because they don’t know how to deal with the constituency; they’re terrified Picture Quote #1

I want to make a positive point of Ikea. It makes income inequality a minor distraction Picture Quote #1

Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white Picture Quote #1

[Obamacare] has to be enforced because nobody wants it. This is the nature of progressive government they don’t care if it’s not good for you. It’s good for them Picture Quote #1

Is your relationship strong enough to survive a trip to Ikea? Is their furniture strong enough to survive a relationship? Have you ever bought a bed there? Picture Quote #1

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The joy of hate reflects people who get off pretending to hate something, or hate you, in order to score political points. I call them the ‘tolerati’ - you know, a group of people who claim to be tolerant, except when they run into someone who disagrees with them Picture Quote #1

Planned Parenthood’s entire existence is basically based on keeping people in the dark through euphemism. You don’t call it genocide, you call it reproductive health. So that’s why Planned Parenthood has - nobody really thought Picture Quote #1

[If Republicans] got to put their kids into public school. They got to take public health. They would become libertarian faster than you could say Ayn Rand Picture Quote #1

Celebrities are the doormats to power Picture Quote #1

There’s an argument that celebrities stop growing mentally the moment they reach stardom and then they just - everything goes away. I think that’s true Picture Quote #1

So the villains aren’t gay-hating Islamists or women killing tyrants, but actually us: an American Congress bent on the apocalypse. Don’t we understand? Iranians love their children too Picture Quote #1

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The great thing about being rich is, you can embrace practices that kill the poor - that’s what socialism does Picture Quote #1

The real American ideal of cool which is building businesses, protecting freedom at home and abroad, taking responsibility for your actions, and leaving other people alone to live as they damn well please Picture Quote #1

The longer I live, the more I’m convinced the world is just one big high school, with the cool kids always targeting the uncool Picture Quote #1

I agree and I disagree in the sense that I think that he [Donald Trump] has a fondness for autocrats, but at the same time, isn’t he talking about like perception of defending your country Picture Quote #1

We’re already going down that path with illegal drug use and incarceration. I can’t imagine it getting any worse Picture Quote #1

Ask dumb questions and listen quietly for the answers. That’s a wisdom stair climber Picture Quote #1

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Al Sharpton chases the spotlight the way Obama chases golf balls (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) Some things get better with age. And then there’s Madonna (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) Magic Johnson links his HIV and treatment to health care as though ObamaCare would provide the same level of care that a mega rich celebrity would get. Is he going to dump his coverage? Is he going to dump it and sign up for ObamaCare? (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) I have to say that Adam Levine is truly a daring young man to go on Twitter to bash Fox News. He’s so rebellious, so subversive. I mean, for a musician, seriously, could you find a more predictable stance than that? He’s as edgy as a hacky sack, which also describes his music (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) I don’t know if you get anything more adorable than a tiny pig eating an apple. And here’s a fun fact. This is how you make apple-smoked bacon (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) You should just go, go to work, work hard, be a perfectionist, be a workhorse. If you work 10 years straight, you’ll be comfortable and set for life. That is a fact (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) The media treats fear like a one-night stand. They jump on it and then they leave the next day and they forget - remember the Alar Scare? Things - see, nobody even remembers Alar (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) Republicans are systematically and deliberately trying to stop millions of American citizens from voting. What part of democracy are they afraid of? I call on Republicans at all levels of government, with all manner of ambition, to stop fear mongering about a phantom epidemic of election fraud. I’m calling for universal, automatic voter registration, every citizen in every state in the union (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) It was then that I realized that while playing the well-meaning tolerant individual (in short: liberal) garnered you fans and grades, it didn’t matter. In my heart and head, I was a fraud (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) The [Confederate] Flag is - literally - sewed division. People claim it means different things to different people, but it harkens back to the pro-slavery side of the war (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) Look, this debate is basic: it’s small government vs. big government. So how cowardly do folks like Blood and Frank Rich have to be that they can’t man up and defend their love for collectivism? The only reason they scream race, is because that debate scares them. They know a racial accusation prevents dialogue, because such a harmful charge far outweighs any benefits of winning an argument (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) If you’re a Republican and rich, that’s evil. But if you’re a Democrat and rich, that’s great (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) Republicans do actually care about health care. They just don’t care about government-run health care (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) We have two nations, and it’s not black or white. It’s red and blue. Under Republican leadership, cities tend to do better. Cities are destroyed under Democrats, because they don’t know how to deal with the constituency; they’re terrified (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) I want to make a positive point of Ikea. It makes income inequality a minor distraction (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) [Obamacare] has to be enforced because nobody wants it. This is the nature of progressive government they don’t care if it’s not good for you. It’s good for them (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) Is your relationship strong enough to survive a trip to Ikea? Is their furniture strong enough to survive a relationship? Have you ever bought a bed there? (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) The joy of hate reflects people who get off pretending to hate something, or hate you, in order to score political points. I call them the ‘tolerati’ - you know, a group of people who claim to be tolerant, except when they run into someone who disagrees with them (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) Planned Parenthood’s entire existence is basically based on keeping people in the dark through euphemism. You don’t call it genocide, you call it reproductive health. So that’s why Planned Parenthood has - nobody really thought (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) [If Republicans] got to put their kids into public school. They got to take public health. They would become libertarian faster than you could say Ayn Rand (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) Celebrities are the doormats to power (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) There’s an argument that celebrities stop growing mentally the moment they reach stardom and then they just - everything goes away. I think that’s true (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) So the villains aren’t gay-hating Islamists or women killing tyrants, but actually us: an American Congress bent on the apocalypse. Don’t we understand? Iranians love their children too. (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) The great thing about being rich is, you can embrace practices that kill the poor - that’s what socialism does. (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) The real American ideal of cool which is building businesses, protecting freedom at home and abroad, taking responsibility for your actions, and leaving other people alone to live as they damn well please. (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) The longer I live, the more I’m convinced the world is just one big high school, with the cool kids always targeting the uncool. (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) I agree and I disagree in the sense that I think that he [Donald Trump] has a fondness for autocrats, but at the same time, isn’t he talking about like perception of defending your country. (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) We’re already going down that path with illegal drug use and incarceration. I can’t imagine it getting any worse. (Greg Gutfeld Quotes) Ask dumb questions and listen quietly for the answers. That’s a wisdom stair climber. (Greg Gutfeld Quotes)

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