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Greg Proops Quotes

No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural Picture Quote #1

Oh, I don’t wear a bathing suit. I wear a tent when I go out Picture Quote #1

Yo. I’m from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin’ Picture Quote #1

I would never advocate the use of dope because, you know, I’m not a professional athlete and I don’t have access to the good stuff Picture Quote #1

If you do not find me funny, that is your problem and I am not going away Picture Quote #1

Contact lenses are for vain, weak-willed piglets who swan around showing off: ‘Look everybody, I can see without spectacles. No one at first glance will ever assume I know how to surf the net.’ Picture Quote #1

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I see guys dressing like they’re in college - and they’re not. I don’t want to be that guy Picture Quote #1

You can’t smoke in a restaurant in Los Angeles, which is mildly ironic, when you consider the fact that you can’t breathe outside a restaurant in Los Angeles Picture Quote #1

Ever since you’re little you hear this: ‘The pilgrims left England to escape religious persecution and sneak religious freedom into the new world.’ But even when you’re little you’re like, ‘Umm.. Bullsh*t?’ Picture Quote #1

I love animals. I couldn’t eat a whole one but I’ll split one with you if you want Picture Quote #1

I love the nightlife. I like to boogie Picture Quote #1

And eat lots of mints, it fools the cops Picture Quote #1

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How would you like to make money in real estate? Picture Quote #1

Animals have two vital functions in today’s society; to be delicious and to fit well Picture Quote #1

People will really believe anything. You may have noticed this. It’s not just me. Look around Picture Quote #1

It doesn’t matter how much of an asshole you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool Picture Quote #1

You leave white people alone in constant isolation for 2,000 years, and you know what their musical contribution will be? Riverdance! Picture Quote #1

I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an orphanage, cancer ward, whatever Picture Quote #1

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No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural (Greg Proops Quotes) Oh, I don’t wear a bathing suit. I wear a tent when I go out. (Greg Proops Quotes) Yo. I’m from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin’ (Greg Proops Quotes) I would never advocate the use of dope because, you know, I’m not a professional athlete and I don’t have access to the good stuff. (Greg Proops Quotes) If you do not find me funny, that is your problem and I am not going away (Greg Proops Quotes) Contact lenses are for vain, weak-willed piglets who swan around showing off: ‘Look everybody, I can see without spectacles. No one at first glance will ever assume I know how to surf the net.’ (Greg Proops Quotes) I see guys dressing like they’re in college - and they’re not. I don’t want to be that guy. (Greg Proops Quotes) You can’t smoke in a restaurant in Los Angeles, which is mildly ironic, when you consider the fact that you can’t breathe outside a restaurant in Los Angeles. (Greg Proops Quotes) Ever since you’re little you hear this: ‘The pilgrims left England to escape religious persecution and sneak religious freedom into the new world.’ But even when you’re little you’re like, ‘Umm.. Bullsh*t?’ (Greg Proops Quotes) I love animals. I couldn’t eat a whole one but I’ll split one with you if you want (Greg Proops Quotes) I love the nightlife. I like to boogie (Greg Proops Quotes) And eat lots of mints, it fools the cops (Greg Proops Quotes) How would you like to make money in real estate? (Greg Proops Quotes) Animals have two vital functions in today’s society; to be delicious and to fit well (Greg Proops Quotes) People will really believe anything. You may have noticed this. It’s not just me. Look around (Greg Proops Quotes) It doesn’t matter how much of an asshole you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool (Greg Proops Quotes) You leave white people alone in constant isolation for 2,000 years, and you know what their musical contribution will be? Riverdance! (Greg Proops Quotes) I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an orphanage, cancer ward, whatever (Greg Proops Quotes)