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Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Wives are people who feel they don’t dance enough (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Patience is the art of finding something else to do (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Don’t let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose (Groucho Marx Quotes)
If he’s been married for 31 years, he’s not the same man (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Time wounds all heels (Groucho Marx Quotes)
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you? (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Home is where you hang your head (Groucho Marx Quotes)
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast (Groucho Marx Quotes)
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one’s fellow man (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Was that you or the duck? (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Whatever it is, I’m against it (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light (Groucho Marx Quotes)
If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Any place I hang my head is home (Groucho Marx Quotes)
And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off! (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Do you mind if I don’t smoke? (Groucho Marx Quotes)
The only real laughter comes from despair (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Hello, I must be going (Groucho Marx Quotes)
All geniuses die young (Groucho Marx Quotes)
My plans are still in embryo, a town on the edge of wishful thinking (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Only if the computers really love each other (Groucho Marx Quotes)
How do you feel about women’s rights? I like either side of them (Groucho Marx Quotes)
I cannot say that I don’t disagree with you (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Don’t be silly. I’ll write you twice a week (Groucho Marx Quotes)