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Groucho Marx Quotes
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him (Groucho Marx Quotes)
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it (Groucho Marx Quotes)
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five (Groucho Marx Quotes)
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running (Groucho Marx Quotes)
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot (Groucho Marx Quotes)
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member (Groucho Marx Quotes)
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury (Groucho Marx Quotes)
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining (Groucho Marx Quotes)
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music (Groucho Marx Quotes)
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does (Groucho Marx Quotes)
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere (Groucho Marx Quotes)
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Why should I care about posterity? What’s posterity ever done for me? (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? (Groucho Marx Quotes)
My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed (Groucho Marx Quotes)
You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff (Groucho Marx Quotes)
I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out? (Groucho Marx Quotes)
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed (Groucho Marx Quotes)
How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery? (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first (Groucho Marx Quotes)
If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham (Groucho Marx Quotes)
This would be a better place for children if parents had to eat spinach (Groucho Marx Quotes)