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Groucho Marx Quotes
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I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Thirteen at a table is unlucky only, when the hostess has only twelve chops (Groucho Marx Quotes)
I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first (Groucho Marx Quotes)
I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn’t end there (Groucho Marx Quotes)
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go into the library and read a good book (Groucho Marx Quotes)
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes, " you know he is a crook (Groucho Marx Quotes)
It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going (Groucho Marx Quotes)
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it (Groucho Marx Quotes)
The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know (Groucho Marx Quotes)
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book (Groucho Marx Quotes)
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies (Groucho Marx Quotes)
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course (Groucho Marx Quotes)
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read (Groucho Marx Quotes)
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made (Groucho Marx Quotes)
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it (Groucho Marx Quotes)
If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again (Groucho Marx Quotes)
I’ve got the brain of a four year old. I’ll bet he was glad to be rid of it (Groucho Marx Quotes)
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract (Groucho Marx Quotes)
I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them... well, I have others (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members (Groucho Marx Quotes)
I don’t want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members (Groucho Marx Quotes)
In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don’t let the men know (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy (Groucho Marx Quotes)
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I’d rather dance with the cows until you come home (Groucho Marx Quotes)
I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks (Groucho Marx Quotes)