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Guacamole Quotes

I think my wife married me for my guacamole Picture Quote #1
I love chips and salsa. Guacamole Picture Quote #1
I suppose there are people who can pass up free guacamole, but they’re either allergic to avocado or too joyless to live Picture Quote #1
I’ve been touted for my guacamole. I’ll stand by my method. People have asked me to come to their home and prepare it. Restaurants have asked me about it Picture Quote #1
The real secret to guacamole is that you use exactly the elements that you need, which is cilantro, onion, tomato, and jalapenos. And, of course, avocado Picture Quote #1
If you have nothing but love for your avocados, and you take joy in turning them into guacamole, all you need is someone to share it with Picture Quote #1
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I make love like my afternoon shadow is long. I’ll bring the foreplay, if you bring the guacamole. (Yes, I know there is a 99-cent upcharge.) Picture Quote #1
Sometimes for an afternoon snack, I’ll get some tortilla chips and half an avocado, and I’ll just eat that like guacamole Picture Quote #1
Three things that always bring a smile to my face: making guacamole for my friends, getting pedicures with my mom, exploring an airport I’ve never been in Picture Quote #1
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I think my wife married me for my guacamole  (Guacamole Quotes) I love chips and salsa. Guacamole  (Guacamole Quotes) I suppose there are people who can pass up free guacamole, but they’re either allergic to avocado or too joyless to live  (Guacamole Quotes) I’ve been touted for my guacamole. I’ll stand by my method. People have asked me to come to their home and prepare it. Restaurants have asked me about it  (Guacamole Quotes) The real secret to guacamole is that you use exactly the elements that you need, which is cilantro, onion, tomato, and jalapenos. And, of course, avocado  (Guacamole Quotes) If you have nothing but love for your avocados, and you take joy in turning them into guacamole, all you need is someone to share it with  (Guacamole Quotes) I make love like my afternoon shadow is long. I’ll bring the foreplay, if you bring the guacamole. (Yes, I know there is a 99-cent upcharge.)  (Guacamole Quotes) Sometimes for an afternoon snack, I’ll get some tortilla chips and half an avocado, and I’ll just eat that like guacamole.  (Guacamole Quotes) Three things that always bring a smile to my face: making guacamole for my friends, getting pedicures with my mom, exploring an airport I’ve never been in.  (Guacamole Quotes)