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Guys Quotes

A common denominator among big guys like me who are trying to take care of our health is that we’re not getting enough sleep Picture Quote #1

The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other Picture Quote #1

I like stories of the classic hero, of good versus evil, the ones in which the good guys wear white and the bad guys wear black... and I love a good sword fight Picture Quote #1

A lot of guys don’t want to admit that they have a propensity for generosity and for violence Picture Quote #1

I was never a boy magnet at school. There was always the girl all the guys liked and wanted to date, but it was never me Picture Quote #1

I don’t play lovers. I wish I did. At least once I’d like to have a crack at one of those guys. A heartbreaker. Some people are born to it. I’m not Picture Quote #1

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It’s been phenomenal, but everybody keeps congratulating me on my resurgence and my big comeback. I haven’t been away, guys. I’ve been working steadily for the last 63 years Picture Quote #1

And we’ll be saying a big hello to all intelligent life forms everywhere … and to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys Picture Quote #1

Just because I know how to change a guys oil doesn’t mean I want to spend the rest of my life on my back, staring up his undercarriage Picture Quote #1

Guys care about sports teams. I’m not talking about simply rooting; I’m talking about a relationship that guys develop, a commitment to a sport team that guys take way more seriously than, for example, wedding vows Picture Quote #1

Maybe I should, I don’t know leave? Because this is starting to sound like one of those reality shows I don’t want to be in. Maybe you guys want to take turns in the confessional booth Picture Quote #1

Like a cartoon world, where the figures are flat and outlined in black, jerking through some kind of goofy story that might be real funny if it weren’t for the cartoon figures being real guys Picture Quote #1

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I think you guys are going to have to come up with a lot of wonderful new lies, or people just aren’t going to want to go on living Picture Quote #1

The wacky thing about those bad guys is that you can’t count on them to be obvious. They forget to wax their mustaches and goatees, leave their horns at home, send their black hats to the dry cleaner’s. They’re funny like that Picture Quote #1

It’s very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism Picture Quote #1

This was an unpleasant trend. I didn’t want a lot of guys popping in and out of my bedroom. I wanted one who would stay Picture Quote #1

There’s no point in defending camp if you guys die. All our friends are here Picture Quote #1

A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart Picture Quote #1

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At ten I was playing against 18-year-old guys. At 15 I was playing professional ball with the Birmingham Black Barons, so I really came very quickly in all sports Picture Quote #1

Watching those guys pummel each other so no one would suspect them of being weak was too much for me. Their reputations were more important than their faces Picture Quote #1

You guys looking for my dad? People are always, like, looking for him, and he’s never around. Daddy is so not here. And I mean that literally and spiritually Picture Quote #1

I mean, like most guys, you carry around this girl in your head, who is exactly who you want her to be. The person you think you will love the most. And every girl you are with gets measured against this girl in your head Picture Quote #1

Don’t blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there’s this new club called civilization and you guys should join Picture Quote #1

I can’t blame her. but wonder why she’s here with me? where are the other guys? how can you be lucky? having someone the others have abandoned? Picture Quote #1

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I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means Picture Quote #1

I get accused all the time of having a big mouth. But if you ask me, guys gossip way more than girls do Picture Quote #1

I don’t do my job to catch the bad guys. Why would I want to do that? No, I do my job to make order out of chaos Picture Quote #1

I was having coffee with my bodyguard. I didn’t expect to be hunting bad guys until later. Leather before sundown is tacky Picture Quote #1

Guys are control freaks and hate when other people know what’s best for them Picture Quote #1

I don’t know why it’s so hard for me to say those three words. Most guys throw it around like breath, like bait Picture Quote #1

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A common denominator among big guys like me who are trying to take care of our health is that we’re not getting enough sleep (Guys Quotes) The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other (Guys Quotes) I like stories of the classic hero, of good versus evil, the ones in which the good guys wear white and the bad guys wear black... and I love a good sword fight (Guys Quotes) A lot of guys don’t want to admit that they have a propensity for generosity and for violence (Guys Quotes) I was never a boy magnet at school. There was always the girl all the guys liked and wanted to date, but it was never me (Guys Quotes) I don’t play lovers. I wish I did. At least once I’d like to have a crack at one of those guys. A heartbreaker. Some people are born to it. I’m not (Guys Quotes) It’s been phenomenal, but everybody keeps congratulating me on my resurgence and my big comeback. I haven’t been away, guys. I’ve been working steadily for the last 63 years (Guys Quotes) And we’ll be saying a big hello to all intelligent life forms everywhere … and to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys (Guys Quotes) Just because I know how to change a guys oil doesn’t mean I want to spend the rest of my life on my back, staring up his undercarriage (Guys Quotes) Guys care about sports teams. I’m not talking about simply rooting; I’m talking about a relationship that guys develop, a commitment to a sport team that guys take way more seriously than, for example, wedding vows (Guys Quotes) Maybe I should, I don’t know leave? Because this is starting to sound like one of those reality shows I don’t want to be in. Maybe you guys want to take turns in the confessional booth (Guys Quotes) Like a cartoon world, where the figures are flat and outlined in black, jerking through some kind of goofy story that might be real funny if it weren’t for the cartoon figures being real guys (Guys Quotes) I think you guys are going to have to come up with a lot of wonderful new lies, or people just aren’t going to want to go on living (Guys Quotes) The wacky thing about those bad guys is that you can’t count on them to be obvious. They forget to wax their mustaches and goatees, leave their horns at home, send their black hats to the dry cleaner’s. They’re funny like that (Guys Quotes) It’s very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism (Guys Quotes) This was an unpleasant trend. I didn’t want a lot of guys popping in and out of my bedroom. I wanted one who would stay (Guys Quotes) There’s no point in defending camp if you guys die. All our friends are here (Guys Quotes) A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart (Guys Quotes) At ten I was playing against 18-year-old guys. At 15 I was playing professional ball with the Birmingham Black Barons, so I really came very quickly in all sports (Guys Quotes) Watching those guys pummel each other so no one would suspect them of being weak was too much for me. Their reputations were more important than their faces (Guys Quotes) You guys looking for my dad? People are always, like, looking for him, and he’s never around. Daddy is so not here. And I mean that literally and spiritually (Guys Quotes) I mean, like most guys, you carry around this girl in your head, who is exactly who you want her to be. The person you think you will love the most. And every girl you are with gets measured against this girl in your head (Guys Quotes) Don’t blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there’s this new club called civilization and you guys should join (Guys Quotes) I can’t blame her. but wonder why she’s here with me? where are the other guys? how can you be lucky? having someone the others have abandoned? (Guys Quotes) I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means (Guys Quotes) I get accused all the time of having a big mouth. But if you ask me, guys gossip way more than girls do (Guys Quotes) I don’t do my job to catch the bad guys. Why would I want to do that? No, I do my job to make order out of chaos (Guys Quotes) I was having coffee with my bodyguard. I didn’t expect to be hunting bad guys until later. Leather before sundown is tacky (Guys Quotes) Guys are control freaks and hate when other people know what’s best for them (Guys Quotes) I don’t know why it’s so hard for me to say those three words. Most guys throw it around like breath, like bait (Guys Quotes)

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