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A nun, at best, is only half a woman, just as a priest is only half a man (H L Mencken Quotes)
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses (H L Mencken Quotes)
Man is always looking for someone to boast to; woman is always looking for someone to complain to (H L Mencken Quotes)
A great nation is any mob of people which produces at least one honest man a century (H L Mencken Quotes)
To wage a war for a purely moral reason is as absurd as to ravish a woman for a purely moral reason (H L Mencken Quotes)
Philosophy first constructs a scheme of happiness and then tries to fit the world to it (H L Mencken Quotes)
I know some who are constantly drunk on books as other men are drunk on whiskey (H L Mencken Quotes)
A man full of faith is simply one who has lost the capacity for clear and realistic thought (H L Mencken Quotes)
There is only one justification for having sinned, and that is to be glad of it (H L Mencken Quotes)
There’s really no point to voting. If it made any difference, it would probably be illegal (H L Mencken Quotes)
The worst of marriage is that it makes a woman believe that all other men are just as easy to fool (H L Mencken Quotes)
Women have a hard enough time in this world: telling them the truth would be too cruel (H L Mencken Quotes)
Suicide is a belated acquiescence in the opinion of one’s wife’s relatives (H L Mencken Quotes)
Pastor: One employed by the wicked to prove to them by his example that virtue doesn’t pay (H L Mencken Quotes)
There is always a sheet of paper. There is always a pen. There is always a way out (H L Mencken Quotes)
The final test of truth is ridicule. Very few dogmas have ever faced it and survived (H L Mencken Quotes)
The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself (H L Mencken Quotes)
All I ask is equal freedom. When it is denied, as it always is, I take it anyhow (H L Mencken Quotes)
No man of honor ever quite lives up to his code, any more than a moral man manages to avoid sin (H L Mencken Quotes)
A tin horn politician with the manner of a rural corn doctor and the mien of a ham actor (H L Mencken Quotes)
Immortality is the condition of a dead man who doesn’t believe he is dead (H L Mencken Quotes)
A bad artist almost always tries to conceal his incompetence by whooping up a new formula (H L Mencken Quotes)
An altruist is one who would be sincerely sorry to see his neighbor’s children devoured by wolves (H L Mencken Quotes)
I know of no existing nation that deserves to live, and I know of very few individuals (H L Mencken Quotes)
I know of no human being who has a better time than an eager and energetic young reporter (H L Mencken Quotes)
God must love the rich or he wouldn’t divide so much among so few of them (H L Mencken Quotes)
In any combat between a rogue and a fool the sympathy of mankind is always with the rogue (H L Mencken Quotes)
A national political campaign is better than the best circus ever heard of, with a mass baptism and a couple of hangings thrown in (H L Mencken Quotes)
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard (H L Mencken Quotes)
If women believed in their husbands they would be a good deal happier and also a good deal more foolish (H L Mencken Quotes)