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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers (H L Mencken Quotes)
A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas (H L Mencken Quotes)
Adultery is the application of democracy to love (H L Mencken Quotes)
As the arteries grow hard, the heart grows soft (H L Mencken Quotes)
Don’t overestimate the decency of the human race (H L Mencken Quotes)
Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods (H L Mencken Quotes)
Every man is his own hell (H L Mencken Quotes)
Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient (H L Mencken Quotes)
I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs (H L Mencken Quotes)
I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine (H L Mencken Quotes)
Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what sting is justice (H L Mencken Quotes)
It is hard for the ape to believe he descended from man (H L Mencken Quotes)
Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy (H L Mencken Quotes)
Temptation is a woman’s weapon and man’s excuse (H L Mencken Quotes)
The cynics are right nine times out of ten (H L Mencken Quotes)
Time stays, we go (H L Mencken Quotes)
The virulence of the national appetite for bogus revelation (H L Mencken Quotes)
Magic or religion: it is all one (H L Mencken Quotes)
Nature abhors a moron (H L Mencken Quotes)
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking (H L Mencken Quotes)
Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage (H L Mencken Quotes)
Jealousy is the theory that some other fellow has just as little taste (H L Mencken Quotes)
Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another (H L Mencken Quotes)
Creator: A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh (H L Mencken Quotes)
Conscience: The inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking (H L Mencken Quotes)
It is a sin to believe evil of others, but it is seldom a mistake (H L Mencken Quotes)
Lover: An apprentice second husband; victim no. 2 in the larval stage (H L Mencken Quotes)
The average man doesn’t want to be free. He wants to be safe (H L Mencken Quotes)
Love is the most fun you can have without laughing (H L Mencken Quotes)
Human progress is furthered, not by conformity, but by aberration (H L Mencken Quotes)