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Halloween Candy Quotes

I only eat candy on Halloween. No lie Picture Quote #1

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him Picture Quote #1

According to USA Today, 74 percent of Americans plan to hand out candy this Halloween. Although President Obama thinks it should be just the top 1 percent Picture Quote #1

Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven Picture Quote #1

My favorite Halloween candy is the candy corn. It comes in four colors: white, yellow, orange, brown. Those are also the stages of your teeth rotting after you eat it Picture Quote #1

Halloween’s coming. Kids get very imaginative in my neighborhood. Last year, three kids showed up as Goldman Sachs executives and demanded 4.5 billion pieces of candy Picture Quote #1

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In recent years, there have been reports of people with twisted minds putting razor blades and poison in taffy apples and Halloween candy. It is no longer safe to let your child eat treats that come from strangers Picture Quote #1

I used to compete with my brother to see who could get the most Halloween candy, I remember doing that Picture Quote #1

Last Halloween I ran out of candy and I had to give the kids nicotine gum Picture Quote #1

In the midst of all the candy and commercialism, let’s not lose sight of the true meaning of Halloween: tree worship and animal sacrifice Picture Quote #1

Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it’s different when I open the door the kids hand me candy Picture Quote #1

What we think of as Halloween is really the product of media barons, city mayors, and candy-makers. You know, before the 1920s, Halloween was really a terrible, terrible night Picture Quote #1

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I only eat candy on Halloween. No lie (Halloween Candy Quotes) This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him (Halloween Candy Quotes) According to USA Today, 74 percent of Americans plan to hand out candy this Halloween. Although President Obama thinks it should be just the top 1 percent (Halloween Candy Quotes) Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven (Halloween Candy Quotes) My favorite Halloween candy is the candy corn. It comes in four colors: white, yellow, orange, brown. Those are also the stages of your teeth rotting after you eat it (Halloween Candy Quotes) Halloween’s coming. Kids get very imaginative in my neighborhood. Last year, three kids showed up as Goldman Sachs executives and demanded 4.5 billion pieces of candy (Halloween Candy Quotes) In recent years, there have been reports of people with twisted minds putting razor blades and poison in taffy apples and Halloween candy. It is no longer safe to let your child eat treats that come from strangers (Halloween Candy Quotes) I used to compete with my brother to see who could get the most Halloween candy, I remember doing that. (Halloween Candy Quotes) Last Halloween I ran out of candy and I had to give the kids nicotine gum (Halloween Candy Quotes) In the midst of all the candy and commercialism, let’s not lose sight of the true meaning of Halloween: tree worship and animal sacrifice. (Halloween Candy Quotes) Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it’s different when I open the door the kids hand me candy. (Halloween Candy Quotes) What we think of as Halloween is really the product of media barons, city mayors, and candy-makers. You know, before the 1920s, Halloween was really a terrible, terrible night. (Halloween Candy Quotes)