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Hamster Quotes

The hamster called. He wants his home back Picture Quote #1

I feel so agitated all the time, like a hamster in search of a wheel Picture Quote #1

My god! It’s a hamster with explosives taped around it’s waist! Picture Quote #1

I’m done with men. I have a hamster. That’s all I need Picture Quote #1

I’m done with men. I have a hamster. That’s all I need Picture Quote #1

I got ham but I’m not a Hamster Picture Quote #1

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I know what the intimidation level of high school is. You’re on a hamster wheel, running, running, running, trying so hard to fit in. It’s all about how you deal with what you’re given, feeling OK with being the odd man out before you’re finally successful Picture Quote #1

There was no way out; not, at least, in this direction. I was like a hamster that had climbed to the top of the ladder in its cage and found there was nowhere to go but down. But surely hamsters knew in their hamster hearts that escape was futile; it was only we humans who were incapable of accepting our own helplessness Picture Quote #1

It’s fine to be on the hamster wheel, running and running, trying to grab the brass ring or whatever you define as success, but your relationships, that’s really all that matters when it’s all said and done Picture Quote #1

I never sleep before 4 A.M. and usually play ‘Sonic the Hedgehog’ computer games before bed. I like Sonic - he reminds me of Happy, my hamster that died. I used to stay up and watch Happy Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries Picture Quote #1

Well, I’m an uncle now ... don’t know if I’m a good one. My nephew asked me the difference between a hamster and a gerbil and I told him I thought there was more dark meat on a gerbil Picture Quote #1

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It’s for the hamster that I’m gonna buy! This is so perfect! (after opening a hamster wheel at Christmas) Picture Quote #1

I don’t know if what kids really want is a hamster. What they want is a dog. So the hamster ends up being a substitute: ‘Well, would you accept this?’ Picture Quote #1

Have you noticed how the Republicans and Democrats try to copy each other at their conventions. Like at the Democratic convention John Kerry’s daughter told a story about how he once gave CPR to her hamster. At the Republican convention the Bush girls are going to tell a story about how when their hamster was bad, their dad built them a little electric chair Picture Quote #1

With boys you always know where you stand. Right in the path of a hurricane. It’s all there. The fruit flies hovering over their waste can, the hamster trying to escape to cleaner air, the bedrooms decorated in Early Bus Station Restroom Picture Quote #1

I could keep trying to do the same kind of comedies. You know how it’s going to go, and you can get an audience with it, but then I feel like a hamster on a wheel Picture Quote #1

I don’t believe in reincarnation, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster Picture Quote #1

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He was not used to the smell of dragon breath, which is best described as a combination of the stench of burning rubber and the stink of old socks, with overtones of a hamster cage in dire need of a cleaning Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries Picture Quote #1

There was not a lot of room for someone like me, who kept the gossip mill running like a hamster wheel Picture Quote #1

Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it Picture Quote #1

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The hamster called. He wants his home back (Hamster Quotes) I feel so agitated all the time, like a hamster in search of a wheel (Hamster Quotes) My god! It’s a hamster with explosives taped around it’s waist! (Hamster Quotes) I’m done with men. I have a hamster. That’s all I need. (Hamster Quotes) I’m done with men. I have a hamster. That’s all I need (Hamster Quotes) I got ham but I’m not a Hamster (Hamster Quotes) I know what the intimidation level of high school is. You’re on a hamster wheel, running, running, running, trying so hard to fit in. It’s all about how you deal with what you’re given, feeling OK with being the odd man out before you’re finally successful. (Hamster Quotes) There was no way out; not, at least, in this direction. I was like a hamster that had climbed to the top of the ladder in its cage and found there was nowhere to go but down. But surely hamsters knew in their hamster hearts that escape was futile; it was only we humans who were incapable of accepting our own helplessness (Hamster Quotes) It’s fine to be on the hamster wheel, running and running, trying to grab the brass ring or whatever you define as success, but your relationships, that’s really all that matters when it’s all said and done. (Hamster Quotes) I never sleep before 4 A.M. and usually play ‘Sonic the Hedgehog’ computer games before bed. I like Sonic - he reminds me of Happy, my hamster that died. I used to stay up and watch Happy. (Hamster Quotes) I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. (Hamster Quotes) Well, I’m an uncle now ... don’t know if I’m a good one. My nephew asked me the difference between a hamster and a gerbil and I told him I thought there was more dark meat on a gerbil. (Hamster Quotes) It’s for the hamster that I’m gonna buy! This is so perfect! (after opening a hamster wheel at Christmas) (Hamster Quotes) I don’t know if what kids really want is a hamster. What they want is a dog. So the hamster ends up being a substitute: ‘Well, would you accept this?’ (Hamster Quotes) Have you noticed how the Republicans and Democrats try to copy each other at their conventions. Like at the Democratic convention John Kerry’s daughter told a story about how he once gave CPR to her hamster. At the Republican convention the Bush girls are going to tell a story about how when their hamster was bad, their dad built them a little electric chair (Hamster Quotes) With boys you always know where you stand. Right in the path of a hurricane. It’s all there. The fruit flies hovering over their waste can, the hamster trying to escape to cleaner air, the bedrooms decorated in Early Bus Station Restroom (Hamster Quotes) I could keep trying to do the same kind of comedies. You know how it’s going to go, and you can get an audience with it, but then I feel like a hamster on a wheel (Hamster Quotes) I don’t believe in reincarnation, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster (Hamster Quotes) He was not used to the smell of dragon breath, which is best described as a combination of the stench of burning rubber and the stink of old socks, with overtones of a hamster cage in dire need of a cleaning (Hamster Quotes) I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries (Hamster Quotes) There was not a lot of room for someone like me, who kept the gossip mill running like a hamster wheel (Hamster Quotes) Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it (Hamster Quotes)