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Happy Birthday Quotes

I binge when I’m happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I’m at a birthday party Picture Quote #1

Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap! Picture Quote #1

Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It’s the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don’t like at work where you stop everything to sing ‘Happy Birthday’ to someone. I feel like that’s for children Picture Quote #1

If all else fails, I could go to a train station and open up my saxophone case and make some bucks. I can do Mary Had A Little Lamb, I can do Happy Birthday Picture Quote #1

It’s not really difficult to go from one voice into the next. It’s like asking you to sing a line of Happy Birthday and then Goodnight Irene - assuming you know the words to both those songs Picture Quote #1

Dad had once said, Trust your mind, Rob. If it smells like shit but has writing across it that says Happy Birthday and a candle stuck down in it, what is it?Is there icing on it? he’d said.Dad had done that thing of squinting his eyes when an answer was not quite there yet Picture Quote #1

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A true nature is a gloomy monolith, sort of like that old black rotary phone that I had to sing ‘Happy Birthday’ to Grandpa on. But novelists, damn us, still need true natures - so we can give them to our protagonists. And so readers can vaguely predict how they’ll behave when we trap them in ‘situations’ that they can’t IM their way out of Picture Quote #1

When I auditioned for drama college, they asked me to do my Shakespeare. I couldn’t do it. They asked me to do my modern, and I couldn’t do it. They asked me if I had a song prepared, and I said ‘No,’ so I sang ‘Happy Birthday.’ And I did a reasonable improvisation, a reasonable one, nothing special at all. I don’t know how I got in, but I did Picture Quote #1

I’m not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You’re as old as you feel Picture Quote #1

Presents don’t really mean much to me. I don’t want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who really love me, and who I really love Picture Quote #1

I was standing right behind Marilyn, completely invisible, when she sang ‘Happy birthday, Mr. President.’ And indeed, the corny thing happened: Her dress split for my benefit, and there was Marilyn, and yes, indeed, she didn’t wear any underwear Picture Quote #1

Even when I was a kid, I had a good thing with kids. To this day, if I go to a birthday party with one of my kids, I swear to you, I am so much happier hanging out with my kids and their friends than talking to the grown-ups Picture Quote #1

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At 50, don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday Picture Quote #1

A happy birthday is measured not in the amount one of gifts, but in the amount one is loved Picture Quote #1

Happy 60th Birthday, good buddy. How are you dealing with your awful debility, lessened utility and loss of mobility? Picture Quote #1

Happy birthday to you and anyone visiting your Facebook Wall whose birthday is coming up soon Picture Quote #1

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new Picture Quote #1

Birthdays could be such a bummer when you were older than the country you lived in Picture Quote #1

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Happy birthday! Hope your 50s will be as awesome as your 40s Picture Quote #1

Everyman and every living being have the same birth day: The birthday of the universe is our real birthday! Picture Quote #1

Happy birthday old person! Now where the HELL is my cake! Picture Quote #1

Happy birthday loser Picture Quote #1

Happy birthday dude! Blow out your wish and make a candle Picture Quote #1

Happy birthday, now get off Facebook and get back to work Picture Quote #1

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When people sing happy birthday to you and you just sit there like Picture Quote #1

Even though we’re no longer sleeping together, happy birthday Picture Quote #1

Happy birthday. You're old. Get married Picture Quote #1

Happy birthday to a creepy acquaintance Picture Quote #1

Happy birthday to a person I’m sitting in the same room with Picture Quote #1

My mother said I’m obligated to wish you a happy birthday Picture Quote #1

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I binge when I’m happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I’m at a birthday party. (Happy Birthday Quotes) Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap! (Happy Birthday Quotes) Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It’s the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don’t like at work where you stop everything to sing ‘Happy Birthday’ to someone. I feel like that’s for children. (Happy Birthday Quotes) If all else fails, I could go to a train station and open up my saxophone case and make some bucks. I can do Mary Had A Little Lamb, I can do Happy Birthday. (Happy Birthday Quotes) It’s not really difficult to go from one voice into the next. It’s like asking you to sing a line of Happy Birthday and then Goodnight Irene - assuming you know the words to both those songs (Happy Birthday Quotes) Dad had once said, Trust your mind, Rob. If it smells like shit but has writing across it that says Happy Birthday and a candle stuck down in it, what is it?Is there icing on it? he’d said.Dad had done that thing of squinting his eyes when an answer was not quite there yet. (Happy Birthday Quotes) A true nature is a gloomy monolith, sort of like that old black rotary phone that I had to sing ‘Happy Birthday’ to Grandpa on. But novelists, damn us, still need true natures - so we can give them to our protagonists. And so readers can vaguely predict how they’ll behave when we trap them in ‘situations’ that they can’t IM their way out of. (Happy Birthday Quotes) When I auditioned for drama college, they asked me to do my Shakespeare. I couldn’t do it. They asked me to do my modern, and I couldn’t do it. They asked me if I had a song prepared, and I said ‘No,’ so I sang ‘Happy Birthday.’ And I did a reasonable improvisation, a reasonable one, nothing special at all. I don’t know how I got in, but I did. (Happy Birthday Quotes) I’m not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You’re as old as you feel. (Happy Birthday Quotes) Presents don’t really mean much to me. I don’t want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who really love me, and who I really love. (Happy Birthday Quotes) I was standing right behind Marilyn, completely invisible, when she sang ‘Happy birthday, Mr. President.’ And indeed, the corny thing happened: Her dress split for my benefit, and there was Marilyn, and yes, indeed, she didn’t wear any underwear. (Happy Birthday Quotes) Even when I was a kid, I had a good thing with kids. To this day, if I go to a birthday party with one of my kids, I swear to you, I am so much happier hanging out with my kids and their friends than talking to the grown-ups. (Happy Birthday Quotes) At 50, don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday. (Happy Birthday Quotes) A happy birthday is measured not in the amount one of gifts, but in the amount one is loved (Happy Birthday Quotes) Happy 60th Birthday, good buddy. How are you dealing with your awful debility, lessened utility and loss of mobility? (Happy Birthday Quotes) Happy birthday to you and anyone visiting your Facebook Wall whose birthday is coming up soon (Happy Birthday Quotes) Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new (Happy Birthday Quotes) Birthdays could be such a bummer when you were older than the country you lived in (Happy Birthday Quotes) Happy birthday! Hope your 50s will be as awesome as your 40s (Happy Birthday Quotes) Everyman and every living being have the same birth day: The birthday of the universe is our real birthday! (Happy Birthday Quotes) Happy birthday old person! Now where the HELL is my cake! (Happy Birthday Quotes) Happy birthday loser (Happy Birthday Quotes) Happy birthday dude! Blow out your wish and make a candle (Happy Birthday Quotes) Happy birthday, now get off Facebook and get back to work (Happy Birthday Quotes) When people sing happy birthday to you and you just sit there like (Happy Birthday Quotes) Even though we’re no longer sleeping together, happy birthday (Happy Birthday Quotes) Happy birthday. You're old. Get married (Happy Birthday Quotes) Happy birthday to a creepy acquaintance (Happy Birthday Quotes) Happy birthday to a person I’m sitting in the same room with (Happy Birthday Quotes) My mother said I’m obligated to wish you a happy birthday (Happy Birthday Quotes)

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