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But I think that what you’ll discover more and more as you get older is that most people aren’t thinking about you at all (Haven Kimmel Quotes)
What kind of good deeds? Like Girl Scouts? Because I got kicked out of Brownies and they won’t give me another chance to keep my clothes on at camp (Haven Kimmel Quotes)
I later discovered that in order to be a good athlete one must care intensely what is happening with a ball, even if one doesn’t have possession of it. This was ultimately my failure: my inability to work up a passion for the location of balls. (Haven Kimmel Quotes)
Mother always said she was a size 7 woman she kept wrapped in fat to prevent bruising (Haven Kimmel Quotes)
Ordinarily my mom just sunk deeper into her corner of the couch and ignored it. She had succesfully ignored a quarter of a century of entropy and decay, had sat peacefully crunching popcorn and drinking soda while the house fell down around us. If I had to guess the number of books she read during that time, I would place the number at somewhere in the neighborhood of forty thousand (Haven Kimmel Quotes)
I honestly believe that people who never have children or never love a child are doomed to a sort of foolishness because it can’t be described or explained, that love. I didn’t know anything before I had him, and I havent learned anything since I lost him. Everything that isnt loving a child is just for show (Haven Kimmel Quotes)
I respect every way in which you are a troublemaker, now get up and do what your mother says (Haven Kimmel Quotes)
They did a lot of cleaning in their house, which I considered to be a sign of immoral parenting. The job of parents, as I saw it, was to watch television and step into a child’s life only when absolutely necessary, like in the event of a tornado or a potential kidnapping (Haven Kimmel Quotes)
I later discovered that in order to be a good athlete one must care intensely what is happening with a ball, even if one doesn’t have possession of it. This was ultimately my failure: my inability to work up a passion for the location of balls (Haven Kimmel Quotes)
My hair looks like it had been purchased at a rummage sale after all the real hair was gone (Haven Kimmel Quotes)