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Having Sex Quotes

I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children’s children, because I don’t think children should be having sex Picture Quote #1

Good sex isn’t just fun, it keeps us sane and happy. Having sex with someone makes us feel wanted, alive and potent Picture Quote #1

Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now Picture Quote #1

Having a pump is like having sex. I train two, sometimes three times a day. Each time I get a pump. It’s great. I feel like I’m coming all day Picture Quote #1

Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex Picture Quote #1

If three people having sex is a threesome, and two people having sex is a twosome, then I know why people call me handsome Picture Quote #1

The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop Picture Quote #1

Under no circumstances do I ever want to see any part of me having sex! I wouldn’t want to see video tape, pictures, in the mirror, nothing Picture Quote #1

[Liberals] think they can pass a law eliminating guns and nuclear weapons, but teenagers having sex is completely beyond our control Picture Quote #1

Everyone else is either asleep or having sex. I’ve been watching cable television and eating jello Picture Quote #1

I had to lie so much about sex, first when I was 15, because I wasn’t supposed to be having it. and then when I got older, I lied to everybody I was having sex with, so I could have sex with other people Picture Quote #1

Riding a Ducati is like having sex with an aerobics instructor - you know, I’m exhausted and panting and it’s going: ‘Are you done, already? Picture Quote #1

It’s so easy to pick up a camera, white balance, and shoot people having sex, but I don’t think there’s anything very interesting about it. You might get off, but that’s it Picture Quote #1

Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children. Life is the other way round Picture Quote #1

If your like me, you like to wait till your parents are having sex and walk in on them and act like its an accident, and then ask if you can join in Picture Quote #1

A lot of guys like to fantasize about having sex with 2 girls at the same time... I like to fantasize about having sex with the same girl twice, thank you Picture Quote #1

One training device is the ergometer. I never owned one, never trained on one, and practically never used one. The few national team tests I took on ergs were dismal failures, which worked wonders to further my dislike of these beastly creatures. Boring. Tedious. Noisy. Ergs have greatly cheapened rowing. Graceless. Greasy. Grim. The erg is to rowing what having sex by yourself is to having sex. Stop it! Picture Quote #1

What is our freedom fight about? Is it about the liberation of children or just having sex with them? Picture Quote #1

The guys you see me bring home, we're only cuddling and making out like any other person would do, but we're on camera and the whole world's seeing it, and it does look like I'm having sex Picture Quote #1

I've never had to pretend to be having sex with somebody. I'm like the queen of the foreplay dissolve Picture Quote #1

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities Picture Quote #1

Celibacy is not just a matter of not having sex. It is a way of admiring a person for their humanity, maybe even for their beauty Picture Quote #1

I feel a lot healthier when I’m having sex. Physically. I feel all these jitters when I wake up in the morning. Just energy jitters. I take vitamins, I work out every day. When I’m having sex, I don’t have that Picture Quote #1

I think it’s sort of disrespectful to the partner you’re having sex with to talk about it Picture Quote #1

I don’t know what women are attracted to. I can’t tell, but certainly I have no notion of having sex appeal or being seductive in any way Picture Quote #1

You can’t go into the ring and be a nice guy. I would go a month, two months, without having sex. It worked for me because it made me a vicious animal. You can’t fight if you have any compassion or anything like that Picture Quote #1

I’m very blessed to have a husband who appreciates me. Women feel sexy from feeling attractive and desired. Men feel sexy from having sex. If you can strike a balance where the man is having sex a lot and the woman is feeling desired enough to have sex, then you’ve figured out the secret to a marriage that’s alive Picture Quote #1

Playing acoustic guitar is like having sex with your clothes on. I mean you know how to do it, but it’s more difficult Picture Quote #1

I get so into playing the bass. The only time I ever feel the same way is when I’m having sex; it’s the epitome of unifying with something Picture Quote #1

The things that stop you having sex with age are exactly the same as those that stop you riding a bicycle Picture Quote #1

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I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children’s children, because I don’t think children should be having sex (Having Sex Quotes) Good sex isn’t just fun, it keeps us sane and happy. Having sex with someone makes us feel wanted, alive and potent (Having Sex Quotes) Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now (Having Sex Quotes) Having a pump is like having sex. I train two, sometimes three times a day. Each time I get a pump. It’s great. I feel like I’m coming all day (Having Sex Quotes) Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex (Having Sex Quotes) If three people having sex is a threesome, and two people having sex is a twosome, then I know why people call me handsome (Having Sex Quotes) The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop (Having Sex Quotes) Under no circumstances do I ever want to see any part of me having sex! I wouldn’t want to see video tape, pictures, in the mirror, nothing (Having Sex Quotes) [Liberals] think they can pass a law eliminating guns and nuclear weapons, but teenagers having sex is completely beyond our control (Having Sex Quotes) Everyone else is either asleep or having sex. I’ve been watching cable television and eating jello (Having Sex Quotes) I had to lie so much about sex, first when I was 15, because I wasn’t supposed to be having it. and then when I got older, I lied to everybody I was having sex with, so I could have sex with other people (Having Sex Quotes) Riding a Ducati is like having sex with an aerobics instructor - you know, I’m exhausted and panting and it’s going: ‘Are you done, already? (Having Sex Quotes) It’s so easy to pick up a camera, white balance, and shoot people having sex, but I don’t think there’s anything very interesting about it. You might get off, but that’s it (Having Sex Quotes) Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children. Life is the other way round (Having Sex Quotes) If your like me, you like to wait till your parents are having sex and walk in on them and act like its an accident, and then ask if you can join in (Having Sex Quotes) A lot of guys like to fantasize about having sex with 2 girls at the same time... I like to fantasize about having sex with the same girl twice, thank you (Having Sex Quotes) One training device is the ergometer. I never owned one, never trained on one, and practically never used one. The few national team tests I took on ergs were dismal failures, which worked wonders to further my dislike of these beastly creatures. Boring. Tedious. Noisy. Ergs have greatly cheapened rowing. Graceless. Greasy. Grim. The erg is to rowing what having sex by yourself is to having sex. Stop it! (Having Sex Quotes) What is our freedom fight about? Is it about the liberation of children or just having sex with them? (Having Sex Quotes) The guys you see me bring home, we're only cuddling and making out like any other person would do, but we're on camera and the whole world's seeing it, and it does look like I'm having sex (Having Sex Quotes) I've never had to pretend to be having sex with somebody. I'm like the queen of the foreplay dissolve (Having Sex Quotes) When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities (Having Sex Quotes) Celibacy is not just a matter of not having sex. It is a way of admiring a person for their humanity, maybe even for their beauty (Having Sex Quotes) I feel a lot healthier when I’m having sex. Physically. I feel all these jitters when I wake up in the morning. Just energy jitters. I take vitamins, I work out every day. When I’m having sex, I don’t have that (Having Sex Quotes) I think it’s sort of disrespectful to the partner you’re having sex with to talk about it (Having Sex Quotes) I don’t know what women are attracted to. I can’t tell, but certainly I have no notion of having sex appeal or being seductive in any way (Having Sex Quotes) You can’t go into the ring and be a nice guy. I would go a month, two months, without having sex. It worked for me because it made me a vicious animal. You can’t fight if you have any compassion or anything like that (Having Sex Quotes) I’m very blessed to have a husband who appreciates me. Women feel sexy from feeling attractive and desired. Men feel sexy from having sex. If you can strike a balance where the man is having sex a lot and the woman is feeling desired enough to have sex, then you’ve figured out the secret to a marriage that’s alive (Having Sex Quotes) Playing acoustic guitar is like having sex with your clothes on. I mean you know how to do it, but it’s more difficult (Having Sex Quotes) I get so into playing the bass. The only time I ever feel the same way is when I’m having sex; it’s the epitome of unifying with something (Having Sex Quotes) The things that stop you having sex with age are exactly the same as those that stop you riding a bicycle (Having Sex Quotes)

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