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Hearse Quotes

Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away? Picture Quote #1
What a pity the only way to heaven is in a hearse Picture Quote #1
Death always waits. The door of the hearse is never closed Picture Quote #1
What a pity that the only way to heaven is in a hearse Picture Quote #1
I never saw a U-Haul behind a hearse Picture Quote #1
Prologues precede the piece in mournful verse, as undertakers walk before the hearse Picture Quote #1
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It was crazy how a hearse and a pair of sneakers could cheer a guy up Picture Quote #1
Always thank your nurse, sometimes the only one between you and a hearse Picture Quote #1
We see a hearse; we think sorrow. We see a grave; we think despair. We hear of a death; we think of a loss. Not so in heaven. When heaven sees a breathless body, it sees the vacated cocoon and the liberated butterfly Picture Quote #1
Such is life and life is such and after all it isn’t much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse Picture Quote #1
I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, ‘No thanks, I’m not going that far Picture Quote #1
People that insist upon drinking and driving, are putting the quart before the hearse Picture Quote #1
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You want ass? The cash is first. You got dead presidents, baby, I got a hearse in my purse Picture Quote #1
Today, a couple with ‘just married’ tags collided head-on with a hearse carrying two coffins in the back, both of a married couple that had previouslydied in a car accident Picture Quote #1
I once got sacked for laughing ... mind you, I was driving a hearse at the time Picture Quote #1
But most, thro' midnight streets I hear how the youthful harlot's curse blasts the new born infant's tear, and blights with plagues the marriage hearse Picture Quote #1
Like I always say, if you sit long enough by the crack of the door, you’ll see your enemy go by in a hearse Picture Quote #1
Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse Picture Quote #1
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Did you ever, think when the hearse passes by, that someday in it you will lie? Picture Quote #1
You want ass? The cash is first.You got dead presidents, baby, I got a hearse in my purse Picture Quote #1
Always thank your nurse. Sometimes they’re the only one between you and a hearse Picture Quote #1
Such is life and life is such and after all it isn’t much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse Picture Quote #1
Somewhere beneath her hurried curse, a corpse lies bounding in a hearse; and friends and relatives disperse, and are not stirred Picture Quote #1
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Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?  (Hearse Quotes) What a pity the only way to heaven is in a hearse  (Hearse Quotes) Death always waits. The door of the hearse is never closed  (Hearse Quotes) What a pity that the only way to heaven is in a hearse  (Hearse Quotes) I never saw a U-Haul behind a hearse  (Hearse Quotes) Prologues precede the piece in mournful verse, as undertakers walk before the hearse  (Hearse Quotes) It was crazy how a hearse and a pair of sneakers could cheer a guy up  (Hearse Quotes) Always thank your nurse, sometimes the only one between you and a hearse  (Hearse Quotes) We see a hearse; we think sorrow. We see a grave; we think despair. We hear of a death; we think of a loss. Not so in heaven. When heaven sees a breathless body, it sees the vacated cocoon and the liberated butterfly  (Hearse Quotes) Such is life and life is such and after all it isn’t much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.  (Hearse Quotes) I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, ‘No thanks, I’m not going that far.  (Hearse Quotes) People that insist upon drinking and driving, are putting the quart before the hearse  (Hearse Quotes) You want ass? The cash is first. You got dead presidents, baby, I got a hearse in my purse.  (Hearse Quotes) Today, a couple with ‘just married’ tags collided head-on with a hearse carrying two coffins in the back, both of a married couple that had previouslydied in a car accident.  (Hearse Quotes) I once got sacked for laughing ... mind you, I was driving a hearse at the time  (Hearse Quotes) But most, thro' midnight streets I hear how the youthful harlot's curse blasts the new born infant's tear, and blights with plagues the marriage hearse  (Hearse Quotes) Like I always say, if you sit long enough by the crack of the door, you’ll see your enemy go by in a hearse  (Hearse Quotes) Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse  (Hearse Quotes) Did you ever, think when the hearse passes by, that someday in it you will lie?  (Hearse Quotes) You want ass? The cash is first.You got dead presidents, baby, I got a hearse in my purse  (Hearse Quotes) Always thank your nurse. Sometimes they’re the only one between you and a hearse  (Hearse Quotes) Such is life and life is such and after all it isn’t much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse  (Hearse Quotes) Somewhere beneath her hurried curse, a corpse lies bounding in a hearse; and friends and relatives disperse, and are not stirred  (Hearse Quotes)