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Heather McDonald Quotes

I thought that unless people know me, they wouldn’t find me funny Picture Quote #1
God did not put you on this earth simplest to be any person’s mom Picture Quote #1
People love my honesty when it comes to parenting. I really struggled that I wasn’t fitting in with the other moms at my kids’ school and then one day I said screw it and became even more honest in my stand up and career. I still don’t get invited to their parties but I have pretty fun life! Picture Quote #1
My music teacher told me that she didn’t even know why I was going to college - I should be a stand-up Picture Quote #1
My husband doesn’t have to try to add to my comedy he just does being himself and saying and doing the things he does. We have a good friendship and I think couples can relate to our dynamic and sometimes out lack of dynamics too Picture Quote #1
In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear Picture Quote #1
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I thought that unless people know me, they wouldn’t find me funny  (Heather McDonald Quotes) God did not put you on this earth simplest to be any person’s mom  (Heather McDonald Quotes) People love my honesty when it comes to parenting. I really struggled that I wasn’t fitting in with the other moms at my kids’ school and then one day I said screw it and became even more honest in my stand up and career. I still don’t get invited to their parties but I have pretty fun life!  (Heather McDonald Quotes) My music teacher told me that she didn’t even know why I was going to college - I should be a stand-up.  (Heather McDonald Quotes) My husband doesn’t have to try to add to my comedy he just does being himself and saying and doing the things he does. We have a good friendship and I think couples can relate to our dynamic and sometimes out lack of dynamics too.  (Heather McDonald Quotes) In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear  (Heather McDonald Quotes)