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The whole point of diaries is that other people find them and read what you’ve put. I did once take to writing my inner thoughts on the computer at the end of other things I was writing and ended up faxing four pages of hideous stuff to my accountant so I don’t do that now. (Helen Fielding Quotes)
It’s rather fun writing a female spy, because she has so much more kit. Bond never carried a hair dryer or a makeup bag. And he certainly didn’t wear an uplift bra. (Helen Fielding Quotes)
When someone loves you it’s like having a blanket all round your heart... (Helen Fielding Quotes)
Eventually, I manage to cheer Mum up by allowing her to go through my wardrobe and criticize all my clothes (Helen Fielding Quotes)
Dieting on New Year’s Day isn’t a good idea as you can’t eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second (Helen Fielding Quotes)
I always market research my books before I hand them in by showing them to five or six close friends who I trust to be honest with me, so they are very heavily re-written already (Helen Fielding Quotes)
But if you are single the last thing you want is your best friend forming a functional relationship with somebody else (Helen Fielding Quotes)
I’m no good at anything. Not men. Not social skills. Not work. Nothing (Helen Fielding Quotes)
When someone loves you it’s like having a blanket all round your heart (Helen Fielding Quotes)
No one is thinking about you. They’re thinking about themselves, just like you (Helen Fielding Quotes)
Comedy tends to come out of things which are quite painful and serious (Helen Fielding Quotes)
My books have all generated controversy (Helen Fielding Quotes)
Nobody wants to be racist and I think that most people aren’t (Helen Fielding Quotes)
It is proved by surveys that happiness does not come from love, wealth, or power but the pursuit of attainable goals (Helen Fielding Quotes)
Tom has a theory that homosexuals and single women in their thirties have natural bonding: both being accustomed to disappointing their parents and being treated as freaks by society (Helen Fielding Quotes)
I realize it has become too easy to find a diet to fit in with whatever you happen to feel like eating and that diets are not there to be picked and mixed but picked and stuck to, which is exactly what I shall begin to do once I’ve eaten this chocolate croissant (Helen Fielding Quotes)
Quite quickly I grew less deranged. I had begun the process of calming down, assimilating and compromising, which is necessary to live comfortably in the world as it is, and probably is why its imbalance never changes. But underneath, my idea of life was completely altered (Helen Fielding Quotes)
I looked at him nonplussed. I realized that I have spent so many years being on a diet that the idea that you might actually need calories to survive has been completely wiped out of my consciousness. Have reached point where believe nutritional idea is to eat nothing at all, and that the only reason people eat is because they are so greedy they cannot stop themselves from breaking out and ruining their diets (Helen Fielding Quotes)
Sink into morbid, cynical reflection on how much romantic heartbreak is to do with ego and miffed pride rather than actual loss (Helen Fielding Quotes)
One must not live one’s life through men but must be complete on oneself as a woman of substance (Helen Fielding Quotes)
9p.m. My flat. Feel very strange and empty. Is all very well thinking everything is going to be different when you come back but then it is all the same. Suppose I have to make it different. But what am I going to do with my life? I know. Will eat some cheese (Helen Fielding Quotes)
It is a truth universally acknowledged that as soon as one part of your life starts looking up, another falls to pieces (Helen Fielding Quotes)
Exes should never, never go out with or marry other people but should remain celibate to the end of their days in order to provide you with a mental fallback position (Helen Fielding Quotes)
You see, things being good has nothing to do with how you feel outside, it is all to do with how you are inside (Helen Fielding Quotes)
I made my excuses and left, thinking, really, after a certain age, people are just going to do what they’re going to do and you’re either going to accept them as they are or you’re not (Helen Fielding Quotes)
Can officially confirm that the way to a man’s heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him (Helen Fielding Quotes)
The corruption of the good by the belief in their own infallible goodnes is the most bloody dangerous pitfall in the human spectrum. Once you have conquered all your sins, pride is the one which will conquer you. A man starts off deciding he is a good man because he makes good decisions. Next thing, he’s convinced that whatever decision he makes must be good because he’s a good man. Most of the wars in the world are caused by people who think they have God on their side. Always stick with people who know they are flawed and ridiculous (Helen Fielding Quotes)
It’s rather fun writing a female spy, because she has so much more kit. Bond never carried a hair dryer or a makeup bag. And he certainly didn’t wear an uplift bra (Helen Fielding Quotes)
I think that when you’re writing fiction what you’re doing is reflecting life as you see it, and putting down how you think and how other people think, and the sort of confusions that you don’t normally like to admit to (Helen Fielding Quotes)
If we can’t have comedy books written about aspects of womanhood without going into a panic attack about it, then we haven’t got very far at being equal (Helen Fielding Quotes)