Hell Quotes
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Hell of a thing when a man's got good health, plenty of money and absolutely nothing to do (Hell Quotes)
I don't know where [Obama is from] I don't think he's from where they issue birth certificates – I think he's from Hell (Hell Quotes)
My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing (Hell Quotes)
In hell, sinners shall forever lay all the blame on their own wills. Hell is a rational torment by conscience (Hell Quotes)
If there be a hell upon Earth, it is to be found in a melancholy man's heart (Hell Quotes)
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids, in fact it's cold as hell (Hell Quotes)
I have tried to live my life so that my family would love me and my friends respect me. The others can do whatever the hell they please (Hell Quotes)
The Constitution admittedly has a few defects and blemishes, but it still seems a hell of a lot better than the system we have now (Hell Quotes)
But I tried though, he says. Goddammit, I sure as hell did that much, now, didn't I? (Hell Quotes)
Oh, threats of hell and hopes of paradise! One thing at least is certain - this life flies; one thing is certain and the rest is lies; the flower that once has blown for ever dies (Hell Quotes)
Heav'n but the vision of fulfill'd desire, and hell the shadow from a soul on fire, cast on the darkness into which ourselves, so late emerged from, shall so soon expire (Hell Quotes)
Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell (Hell Quotes)
Hell and Heaven are near man, yes, in him; and every man after death goes to that Hell or heaven in which he was, or to his spirit, during his abode in the world (Hell Quotes)
In hell there’s a big hotel where the bar just closed and the windows never opened. No phone so you can’t call home, and the TV works, but the clicker is broken (Hell Quotes)
There was no way in hell I was going to jeopardize my baby for my show (Hell Quotes)
Just as a tree cut down, that fell to north, or southward, there it lies: so man departs to heaven or hell, fix’d in the state wherein he dies (Hell Quotes)
I have as much rage as you have, I have as much pain as you do, I’ve lived as much hell as you have, and I’ve kept mine bubbling under for you (Hell Quotes)
It’s the closest to death I have ever been. The chemotherapy takes you as far down into hell as you’ve ever, ever been (Hell Quotes)
Hell is the highest reward that the devil can offer you for being a servant of his (Hell Quotes)
I don’t believe there are devils enough in hell to pull a boy out of the arms of a godly mother (Hell Quotes)
All the plots of hell and commotions on earth have not so much as shaken God’s hand to spoil one letter or line he has been drawing (Hell Quotes)
It is the image of God reflected in you that so enrages hell; it is this at which the demons hurl their mightiest weapons (Hell Quotes)
O jealousy, thou ugliest fiend of hell! Thy deadly venom preys on my vitals, turns the healthful hue of my flesh check to haggard sallowness, and drinks my spirit up! (Hell Quotes)
You know it’s gone to hell, when the best rapper out there is a white guy and the best golfer is a black guy (Hell Quotes)
Heaven is not a place for those who are afraid of hell; it’s a place for those who love God (Hell Quotes)
Strange... A God who could make good children as easily as bad, yet preferred to make bad ones; who made them prize their bitter life, yet stingily cut it short; mouths Golden Rules and forgiveness multiplied seventy times seven and invented Hell; who mouths morals to other people and has none himself; who frowns upon crimes yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man’s acts upon man, instead of honorably placing it where it belongs, upon himself; and finally with altogether divine obtuseness, invites this poor, abused slave to worship him! (Hell Quotes)
If the human race wants to go to hell in a basket, technology can help it get there by jet (Hell Quotes)
Kids cannot follow stories. They don’t know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening (Hell Quotes)
Nobody climbs mountains for scientific reasons. Science is used to raise money for the expeditions, but you really climb for the hell of it (Hell Quotes)
Religion is for people who are scared to go to hell. Spirituality is for people who have already been there (Hell Quotes)