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Henry Beard Quotes

There is no such thing as a ‘correct’ weight for any particular height - they are only averages Picture Quote #1

You can often wash your troubles away with the right kind of bath. Throw everything you have into the tub: bubble gels, bubble oils, bubble powders, bubble gum Picture Quote #1

Whenever I dream of playing a perfect round of golf, which I rarely do more than a dozen times a day, I picture myself on one of my favorite British Open-style links, and in particular the great courses of the west of Ireland, whose holes flow through naturally bunkered dunesland never far from the sight or sound of surf Picture Quote #1

I simply cannot imagine why anyone would eat something slimy served in an ashtray Picture Quote #1

Advice to anglers: don’t take advice from people with missing fingers Picture Quote #1

Hoeing: A manual method of severing roots from stems of newly planted flowers and vegetables Picture Quote #1

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Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives Picture Quote #1

Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts Picture Quote #1

The true definition of a perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year Picture Quote #1

Follow through: The part of the swing that takes place after the ball has been hit, but before the club has been thrown Picture Quote #1

If the wind is in your face, you swing too hard just to get the ball through it; if the wind is at your back, you swing too hard just to see how far you can get the ball to go Picture Quote #1

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A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system Picture Quote #1

Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course Picture Quote #1

It’s often necessary to hit a second shot to really appreciate the first one Picture Quote #1

You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles Picture Quote #1

Having done these things, they made the sacrifices prescribed by custom lest they be found lacking in filial piety Picture Quote #1

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom Picture Quote #1

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Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough Picture Quote #1

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls Picture Quote #1

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There is no such thing as a ‘correct’ weight for any particular height - they are only averages. (Henry Beard Quotes) You can often wash your troubles away with the right kind of bath. Throw everything you have into the tub: bubble gels, bubble oils, bubble powders, bubble gum. (Henry Beard Quotes) Whenever I dream of playing a perfect round of golf, which I rarely do more than a dozen times a day, I picture myself on one of my favorite British Open-style links, and in particular the great courses of the west of Ireland, whose holes flow through naturally bunkered dunesland never far from the sight or sound of surf. (Henry Beard Quotes) I simply cannot imagine why anyone would eat something slimy served in an ashtray (Henry Beard Quotes) Advice to anglers: don’t take advice from people with missing fingers (Henry Beard Quotes) Hoeing: A manual method of severing roots from stems of newly planted flowers and vegetables (Henry Beard Quotes) Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives (Henry Beard Quotes) Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts (Henry Beard Quotes) The true definition of a perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year (Henry Beard Quotes) Follow through: The part of the swing that takes place after the ball has been hit, but before the club has been thrown (Henry Beard Quotes) "Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf. The other is "Wear it if it clashes." (Henry Beard Quotes) If the wind is in your face, you swing too hard just to get the ball through it; if the wind is at your back, you swing too hard just to see how far you can get the ball to go (Henry Beard Quotes) A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system (Henry Beard Quotes) Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course (Henry Beard Quotes) It’s often necessary to hit a second shot to really appreciate the first one (Henry Beard Quotes) You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles (Henry Beard Quotes) Having done these things, they made the sacrifices prescribed by custom lest they be found lacking in filial piety (Henry Beard Quotes) A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom (Henry Beard Quotes) Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough (Henry Beard Quotes) When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls (Henry Beard Quotes)