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Henry Cho Quotes

So, I’m from the South. So I guess that makes me South Korean Picture Quote #1

I have one show biz picture in my house. It’s with Mr. Hope. I have asked for one autograph in my life: Mr. Hope’s Picture Quote #1

College is great. It’s the only time in life where you can write a check for 39 cents... and bounce it Picture Quote #1

I’m smart cause I’m Korean, I’m not so smart cause I’m from the south. They cancel each other out, so I’m even Picture Quote #1

I pride myself on never using a cuss word on stage. Ever. I headline in Las Vegas every year, and this summer I am performing on an Alaskan cruise. Not too many comedians can pull that off. Funny thing is, my show doesn’t change for Vegas Picture Quote #1

My show is an adult comedy show, but it isn’t offensive. Your kids could listen to it, even though I hope they wouldn’t ‘get’ most of it. But I get a lot of fan mail from soccer moms saying ‘I love having your CD because I can listen to it with my kids in the car.’ Picture Quote #1

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Sharks attack surfers because they look like a seal. Apparently, when you’re layng on your board and you have your arms and legs hanging off, from underneath you look like a seal. So I just got a picture of a seal and put a red line through it and put it underneath my board Picture Quote #1

Growing up, I loved Bill Cosby and Bob Newhart. They are a big reason I’m a storyteller because they are two of the best Picture Quote #1

My comedy is for adults, but you can have your kids listen to it. They won’t get all the jokes because hopefully I’m more cerebral than a 10-year-old... but if you ask my wife, I’m not! Picture Quote #1

As a comedian, I have the gift of looking at something a bit differently and making it funny. I’m not sure why I can do that, but that’s as simple as I can put it Picture Quote #1

My wife at times will say I’m stubborn, selfish, insensitive, vague, deaf at times, blah, blah, blah... but she’s never said I was boring! Picture Quote #1

I’m an Asian with a Southern accent. To a lot of people, that right there is funny Picture Quote #1

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My way of telling stories is kind of what I do naturally. It’s no different from how I would talk to you if you were in my living room Picture Quote #1

My wife gets mad because we’ll be in the middle of something and I’ll stop and say, ‘No, I’ve got to write this down!’ She’ll say, ‘No! We’re in a discussion!’ I say, ‘I know, but it’s hilarious! Picture Quote #1

College is great. It’s the only time in life where you can write a check for 39 cents... and bounce it Picture Quote #1

I’m smart cause I’m Korean, I’m not so smart cause I’m from the south. They cancel each other out, so I’m even Picture Quote #1

My family is number one in my life. I’ll blow off writing or just about anything to make sure I take my son to preschool or watch him at his swimming lesson Picture Quote #1

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So, I’m from the South. So I guess that makes me South Korean (Henry Cho Quotes) I have one show biz picture in my house. It’s with Mr. Hope. I have asked for one autograph in my life: Mr. Hope’s (Henry Cho Quotes) College is great. It’s the only time in life where you can write a check for 39 cents... and bounce it. (Henry Cho Quotes) I’m smart cause I’m Korean, I’m not so smart cause I’m from the south. They cancel each other out, so I’m even. (Henry Cho Quotes) I pride myself on never using a cuss word on stage. Ever. I headline in Las Vegas every year, and this summer I am performing on an Alaskan cruise. Not too many comedians can pull that off. Funny thing is, my show doesn’t change for Vegas (Henry Cho Quotes) My show is an adult comedy show, but it isn’t offensive. Your kids could listen to it, even though I hope they wouldn’t ‘get’ most of it. But I get a lot of fan mail from soccer moms saying ‘I love having your CD because I can listen to it with my kids in the car.’ (Henry Cho Quotes) Sharks attack surfers because they look like a seal. Apparently, when you’re layng on your board and you have your arms and legs hanging off, from underneath you look like a seal. So I just got a picture of a seal and put a red line through it and put it underneath my board (Henry Cho Quotes) Growing up, I loved Bill Cosby and Bob Newhart. They are a big reason I’m a storyteller because they are two of the best (Henry Cho Quotes) My comedy is for adults, but you can have your kids listen to it. They won’t get all the jokes because hopefully I’m more cerebral than a 10-year-old... but if you ask my wife, I’m not! (Henry Cho Quotes) As a comedian, I have the gift of looking at something a bit differently and making it funny. I’m not sure why I can do that, but that’s as simple as I can put it (Henry Cho Quotes) My wife at times will say I’m stubborn, selfish, insensitive, vague, deaf at times, blah, blah, blah... but she’s never said I was boring! (Henry Cho Quotes) I’m an Asian with a Southern accent. To a lot of people, that right there is funny (Henry Cho Quotes) My way of telling stories is kind of what I do naturally. It’s no different from how I would talk to you if you were in my living room (Henry Cho Quotes) My wife gets mad because we’ll be in the middle of something and I’ll stop and say, ‘No, I’ve got to write this down!’ She’ll say, ‘No! We’re in a discussion!’ I say, ‘I know, but it’s hilarious! (Henry Cho Quotes) College is great. It’s the only time in life where you can write a check for 39 cents... and bounce it (Henry Cho Quotes) I’m smart cause I’m Korean, I’m not so smart cause I’m from the south. They cancel each other out, so I’m even (Henry Cho Quotes) My family is number one in my life. I’ll blow off writing or just about anything to make sure I take my son to preschool or watch him at his swimming lesson (Henry Cho Quotes)