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Hepatitis Quotes

Mmm, tastes like hepatitis! Picture Quote #1

These people are like sheep, if you were to ask them, who would like hepatitis, they are all going to cheer Picture Quote #1

Childhood vaccines are one of the great triumphs of modern medicine. Indeed, parents whose children are vaccinated no longer have to worry about their child’s death or disability from whooping cough, polio, diphtheria, hepatitis, or a host of other infections Picture Quote #1

Hepatitis C was a devastating disease but because fundamental research was done in hepatitis C, it is now curable. It is now absolutely curable with new medications. So this is transformative Picture Quote #1

I love Fear Factor, but I think they’re running out of fears. It’s only a matter of time before they’re sitting around doing shots of Hepatitis C Picture Quote #1

You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee Picture Quote #1

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I don’t want to be defined by being the founder of the Body Shop, and I don’t want to be defined as a woman suffering from Hepatitis C. There’s more to my life than that Picture Quote #1

Childhood vaccines are one of the great triumphs of modern medicine. Indeed, parents whose children are vaccinated no longer have to worry about their child’s death or disability from whooping cough, polio, diphtheria, hepatitis, or a host of other infections Picture Quote #1

I grew up in the Southwest Bronx. Father an accountant, mother a schoolteacher. Brother was six years older, which explains why I gobbled crystal meth at 12, smoked hashish at 13, and was shooting smack at 17, which explains how I got Hepatitis C, which was the basis of my first book, which was a humor book about dying Picture Quote #1

I confess that I am a messy, disorganized and impatient reader: if the book doesn’t grab me in the first 40 pages, I abandon it. I have piles of half-read books waiting for me to get acute hepatitis or some other serious condition that would force me to rest so that I could read more Picture Quote #1

I love Fear Factor, but I think they’re running out of fears. It’s only a matter of time before they’re sitting around doing shots of Hepatitis C Picture Quote #1

And while all of your friends are grieving at your wake, I hope the sprinkler system turns on and sprays them with AIDS, hepatitis C and liquified genital warts. And while they’re all running out and crying, I hope one of them slips and accidentally molests a child Picture Quote #1

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The Hepatitis B vaccine is now given to newborns. We sometimes give five and six vaccines all at one time Picture Quote #1

Twenty-two million cases of hepatitis B are spread every year because of the reuse of syringes. The WHO says one in two injections given is unsafe Picture Quote #1

Some people say you can get hepatitis if you do coke with ones because they’ve been handled so much. But I tested that theory out for about a year, and I decided it’s bullshit Picture Quote #1

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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis! (Hepatitis Quotes) These people are like sheep, if you were to ask them, who would like hepatitis, they are all going to cheer (Hepatitis Quotes) Childhood vaccines are one of the great triumphs of modern medicine. Indeed, parents whose children are vaccinated no longer have to worry about their child’s death or disability from whooping cough, polio, diphtheria, hepatitis, or a host of other infections (Hepatitis Quotes) Hepatitis C was a devastating disease but because fundamental research was done in hepatitis C, it is now curable. It is now absolutely curable with new medications. So this is transformative (Hepatitis Quotes) I love Fear Factor, but I think they’re running out of fears. It’s only a matter of time before they’re sitting around doing shots of Hepatitis C (Hepatitis Quotes) You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee. (Hepatitis Quotes) I don’t want to be defined by being the founder of the Body Shop, and I don’t want to be defined as a woman suffering from Hepatitis C. There’s more to my life than that. (Hepatitis Quotes) Childhood vaccines are one of the great triumphs of modern medicine. Indeed, parents whose children are vaccinated no longer have to worry about their child’s death or disability from whooping cough, polio, diphtheria, hepatitis, or a host of other infections. (Hepatitis Quotes) I grew up in the Southwest Bronx. Father an accountant, mother a schoolteacher. Brother was six years older, which explains why I gobbled crystal meth at 12, smoked hashish at 13, and was shooting smack at 17, which explains how I got Hepatitis C, which was the basis of my first book, which was a humor book about dying. (Hepatitis Quotes) I confess that I am a messy, disorganized and impatient reader: if the book doesn’t grab me in the first 40 pages, I abandon it. I have piles of half-read books waiting for me to get acute hepatitis or some other serious condition that would force me to rest so that I could read more. (Hepatitis Quotes) I love Fear Factor, but I think they’re running out of fears. It’s only a matter of time before they’re sitting around doing shots of Hepatitis C. (Hepatitis Quotes) And while all of your friends are grieving at your wake, I hope the sprinkler system turns on and sprays them with AIDS, hepatitis C and liquified genital warts. And while they’re all running out and crying, I hope one of them slips and accidentally molests a child. (Hepatitis Quotes) The Hepatitis B vaccine is now given to newborns. We sometimes give five and six vaccines all at one time. (Hepatitis Quotes) Twenty-two million cases of hepatitis B are spread every year because of the reuse of syringes. The WHO says one in two injections given is unsafe. (Hepatitis Quotes) Some people say you can get hepatitis if you do coke with ones because they’ve been handled so much. But I tested that theory out for about a year, and I decided it’s bullshit. (Hepatitis Quotes)