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Herpes Quotes

Why is it beautiful that humanity keeps coming back? So does herpes Picture Quote #1

Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships Picture Quote #1

Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies Picture Quote #1

I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes Picture Quote #1

You can’t assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she’s got herpes, I can’t afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees Picture Quote #1

Participation trophies are the soul herpes of a generation Picture Quote #1

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Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be... herpes Picture Quote #1

I’m kinda like herpes, I just keep coming back Picture Quote #1

Insecurity is like herpes. It’s not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it Picture Quote #1

Insecurity is like herpes. It’s not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it Picture Quote #1

The thing about glitter is if you get it on you, be prepared to have it on you forever. Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies Picture Quote #1

Pot is to narcotics what herpes is to social diseases; it doesn’t count cos it’s not really dangerous and it’s too easy to get Picture Quote #1

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Fundamentalists never wonder why, if herpes is sent by God to scourge adulterers, whooping cough and measles weren’t purposely created to lambaste children Picture Quote #1

...it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This is a good idea when you are at a loose end because everything, up to and including herpes, is better than being bored Picture Quote #1

You can’t assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she’s got herpes, I can’t afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees Picture Quote #1

If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes Picture Quote #1

I was thinking about picking up kayaking, but I didn’t want anyone to think I had herpes Picture Quote #1

... it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This is a good idea when you are at a loose end because everything, up to and including herpes, is better than being bored Picture Quote #1

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... pretty much everyone hates high school. It’s a measure of your humanity, I suspect. If you enjoyed high school, you were probably a psychopath or a cheerleader. Or possibly both. Those things aren’t mutually exclusive, you know. I’ve tried to block out the memory of my high school years, but no matter how hard you try, it’s always with you, like an unwanted hitchhiker. Or herpes. I assume Picture Quote #1

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Why is it beautiful that humanity keeps coming back? So does herpes (Herpes Quotes) Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships (Herpes Quotes) Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies (Herpes Quotes) I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes (Herpes Quotes) You can’t assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she’s got herpes, I can’t afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees. (Herpes Quotes) Participation trophies are the soul herpes of a generation (Herpes Quotes) Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be... herpes (Herpes Quotes) I’m kinda like herpes, I just keep coming back (Herpes Quotes) Insecurity is like herpes. It’s not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it (Herpes Quotes) Insecurity is like herpes. It’s not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it. (Herpes Quotes) The thing about glitter is if you get it on you, be prepared to have it on you forever. Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. (Herpes Quotes) Pot is to narcotics what herpes is to social diseases; it doesn’t count cos it’s not really dangerous and it’s too easy to get. (Herpes Quotes) Fundamentalists never wonder why, if herpes is sent by God to scourge adulterers, whooping cough and measles weren’t purposely created to lambaste children (Herpes Quotes) ...it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This is a good idea when you are at a loose end because everything, up to and including herpes, is better than being bored. (Herpes Quotes) You can’t assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she’s got herpes, I can’t afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees (Herpes Quotes) If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes (Herpes Quotes) I was thinking about picking up kayaking, but I didn’t want anyone to think I had herpes (Herpes Quotes) ... it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This is a good idea when you are at a loose end because everything, up to and including herpes, is better than being bored (Herpes Quotes) ... pretty much everyone hates high school. It’s a measure of your humanity, I suspect. If you enjoyed high school, you were probably a psychopath or a cheerleader. Or possibly both. Those things aren’t mutually exclusive, you know. I’ve tried to block out the memory of my high school years, but no matter how hard you try, it’s always with you, like an unwanted hitchhiker. Or herpes. I assume (Herpes Quotes)