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Hilarious Quotes About Life

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I'm still hot, it just comes in flashes now  (Hilarious Quotes About Life) Life is short. False. It's the longest thing you do  (Hilarious Quotes About Life) Save the Earth, it's the only planet with chocolate  (Hilarious Quotes About Life) Life is too short to waste time matching socks  (Hilarious Quotes About Life) My life so far  (Hilarious Quotes About Life) Life is short. Buy the shoes  (Hilarious Quotes About Life) My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari  (Hilarious Quotes About Life) I got 8 more lives, might as well spend 1 chillin’  (Hilarious Quotes About Life) How to handle stress like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away  (Hilarious Quotes About Life) Life is short, eat dessert first  (Hilarious Quotes About Life) Life is hard. It's harder if your stupid  (Hilarious Quotes About Life) Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth  (Hilarious Quotes About Life) Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is  (Hilarious Quotes About Life) Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now  (Hilarious Quotes About Life) Only dead fish go with the flow  (Hilarious Quotes About Life) When all else fails take a nap  (Hilarious Quotes About Life) Some days are better than others  (Hilarious Quotes About Life) Don't take life so seriously. It's not like you're going to get out alive  (Hilarious Quotes About Life) You can’t leave footprints in the sands of time if you’re sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave butt prints in the sands of time?  (Hilarious Quotes About Life)