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I did a shoot for ‘Sports Illustrated,’ and my grandpa called me and asked when my issue of ‘Playboy’ was coming out. It was hilarious as well as embarrassing Picture Quote #1

I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny Picture Quote #1

The thing I thought about doing it was it’s Comic Relief and you’ve got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can’t sing Picture Quote #1

There are only so many hilarious actors so when they cross-pollinate, people assume it’s always the same actors and directors Picture Quote #1

I like comedy but I guess I don’t think [my art] is that funny, either. It’s too dark and a bit weird in places to be genuinely, uniformly hilarious and function as comedy Picture Quote #1

I think it’s hilarious when middle-aged white men try to take themselves seriously. It makes me laugh Picture Quote #1

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My wife gets mad because we’ll be in the middle of something and I’ll stop and say, ‘No, I’ve got to write this down!’ She’ll say, ‘No! We’re in a discussion!’ I say, ‘I know, but it’s hilarious! Picture Quote #1

All the photographers were trying to just get me off, which was hilarious. But it was very, very amusing Picture Quote #1

My folks are hilarious extroverts and have always been very supportive of all my artistic endeavors. I’m really lucky to come from such an encouraging family Picture Quote #1

I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he’s hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations Picture Quote #1

Guy friends are the best! And hilarious, not awkward, fun to hang out with. Until you start to like one of them Picture Quote #1

If you’re not fascinated by Korea yet, you damn well should be. The most innovative country on earth deserves a hilarious and poignant account on the order of Euny Hong’s The Birth of Korean Cool. Her phat beats got Gangnam Style and then some Picture Quote #1

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Fascinating, often hilarious, always devastatingly truthful, The Inconvenient Indian is destined to become a classic of historical narrative. For those who wish to better understand Native peoples, it is a must read. For those who don’t wish to understand, it is even more so Picture Quote #1

I’d love to do a comedy. Umm, I don’t know when that will happen - maybe when I’m, like, 80 or something. But yeah, I’d love to. I’m just waiting for the right person to see my hilarious nature and offer me a comedy Picture Quote #1

I’d love to do comedy. I’d probably have to get my laughing fits in check, because generally if I’ve done comedy, I’m usually the straight character that plays against the very obviously funny character, so that’s really hard when the person is really hilarious Picture Quote #1

I definitely take after my dad, looks-wise. But my mum is my greatest inspiration. All the women in my family are amazing. They’re hilarious. I love funny people Picture Quote #1

Robin Williams, another person I didn’t know. He is genuinely hilarious Picture Quote #1

I love the movie ‘Taken,’ but the dialogue in the beginning of that movie is hilarious. They’re talking, these commando types, and there’s dialogue like, ‘Hopefully your daughter appreciates what you’re doing for her. Does she know that you’re doing it?’ What guys talk like this? Picture Quote #1

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You will find this hard to believe, but I’ve never laughed as much as I did when I was a corporate lawyer. When you’re working 16 hours a day for months at a time, you get punchy. Everything and everyone seems hilarious Picture Quote #1

I loved ‘Pulling.’ It was so original and hilarious. I remember being very sad when it finished. I’d love to start a campaign to bring it back, but if I did, the actors would probably say, ‘We’re fine. We’re all really busy, thanks. Please don’t!’ Picture Quote #1

The heroines in ‘That’s What She Said’ are flawed, messy, damaged, hilarious and culpable and not really concerned about being acceptable to the audience in any traditional sense, which for me is what makes them all the more gorgeous. And the fearless truth of that is what makes it funny Picture Quote #1

Nothing compares to being in a room full of politicians screaming abuse at each other all night. It’s hilarious but also a bit terrifying Picture Quote #1

It’s kind of low brow, but the show ‘Bob’s Burgers’ is hilarious, and being from the Midwest, I can kind of relate to a lot of the jokes. ‘Orange is The New Black’ is a Netflix Exclusive, I think - that’s really funny Picture Quote #1

If you play it straight it’s funny - the best comedy is always played straight down the middle. The adjustment is understanding from the screenplay that a moment is hilarious Picture Quote #1

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Acting is the great love of my life. It gives you permission to use all parts of yourself. Permission to be the hero, the love interest, the comedian, the villain. Transformation excites me. So does truth. Nothing is more thrilling, hilarious, and tragic than the truth. Those things motivated me to become an actor. Also, they always have the best food on set Picture Quote #1

I love what Joe Eszterhas written about Bill Clinton. It’s hilarious, Clinton as a rock star, which is the way we should remember him Picture Quote #1

I was always a fan of the old-style comics. I loved vaudeville. I loved Milton Berle, Dick Shawn, Phyllis Diller, Don Rickles, Charlie Callas, all those guys. Hilarious. I love the Bing Crosby and Bob Hope movies, and Abbott and Costello. My television influences were ‘Monty Python’s Flying Circus,’ ‘Benny Hill,’ and ‘Hee Haw.’ Picture Quote #1

I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest them to the parents. It’s a hilarious prank even though I am not a paedophile Picture Quote #1

Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He’s hilarious Picture Quote #1

My whole family is obsessed by brandy butter. And bread sauce. Then, of course, there will be a lot of wind in the afternoon! We have never disguised the wind side of our lives as a family; we think it’s hilarious Picture Quote #1

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I did a shoot for ‘Sports Illustrated,’ and my grandpa called me and asked when my issue of ‘Playboy’ was coming out. It was hilarious as well as embarrassing (Hilarious Quotes) I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny (Hilarious Quotes) The thing I thought about doing it was it’s Comic Relief and you’ve got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can’t sing (Hilarious Quotes) There are only so many hilarious actors so when they cross-pollinate, people assume it’s always the same actors and directors (Hilarious Quotes) I like comedy but I guess I don’t think [my art] is that funny, either. It’s too dark and a bit weird in places to be genuinely, uniformly hilarious and function as comedy (Hilarious Quotes) I think it’s hilarious when middle-aged white men try to take themselves seriously. It makes me laugh (Hilarious Quotes) My wife gets mad because we’ll be in the middle of something and I’ll stop and say, ‘No, I’ve got to write this down!’ She’ll say, ‘No! We’re in a discussion!’ I say, ‘I know, but it’s hilarious! (Hilarious Quotes) All the photographers were trying to just get me off, which was hilarious. But it was very, very amusing (Hilarious Quotes) My folks are hilarious extroverts and have always been very supportive of all my artistic endeavors. I’m really lucky to come from such an encouraging family (Hilarious Quotes) I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he’s hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations (Hilarious Quotes) Guy friends are the best! And hilarious, not awkward, fun to hang out with. Until you start to like one of them (Hilarious Quotes) If you’re not fascinated by Korea yet, you damn well should be. The most innovative country on earth deserves a hilarious and poignant account on the order of Euny Hong’s The Birth of Korean Cool. Her phat beats got Gangnam Style and then some (Hilarious Quotes) Fascinating, often hilarious, always devastatingly truthful, The Inconvenient Indian is destined to become a classic of historical narrative. For those who wish to better understand Native peoples, it is a must read. For those who don’t wish to understand, it is even more so (Hilarious Quotes) I’d love to do a comedy. Umm, I don’t know when that will happen - maybe when I’m, like, 80 or something. But yeah, I’d love to. I’m just waiting for the right person to see my hilarious nature and offer me a comedy (Hilarious Quotes) I’d love to do comedy. I’d probably have to get my laughing fits in check, because generally if I’ve done comedy, I’m usually the straight character that plays against the very obviously funny character, so that’s really hard when the person is really hilarious (Hilarious Quotes) I definitely take after my dad, looks-wise. But my mum is my greatest inspiration. All the women in my family are amazing. They’re hilarious. I love funny people. (Hilarious Quotes) Robin Williams, another person I didn’t know. He is genuinely hilarious. (Hilarious Quotes) I love the movie ‘Taken,’ but the dialogue in the beginning of that movie is hilarious. They’re talking, these commando types, and there’s dialogue like, ‘Hopefully your daughter appreciates what you’re doing for her. Does she know that you’re doing it?’ What guys talk like this? (Hilarious Quotes) You will find this hard to believe, but I’ve never laughed as much as I did when I was a corporate lawyer. When you’re working 16 hours a day for months at a time, you get punchy. Everything and everyone seems hilarious. (Hilarious Quotes) I loved ‘Pulling.’ It was so original and hilarious. I remember being very sad when it finished. I’d love to start a campaign to bring it back, but if I did, the actors would probably say, ‘We’re fine. We’re all really busy, thanks. Please don’t!’ (Hilarious Quotes) The heroines in ‘That’s What She Said’ are flawed, messy, damaged, hilarious and culpable and not really concerned about being acceptable to the audience in any traditional sense, which for me is what makes them all the more gorgeous. And the fearless truth of that is what makes it funny. (Hilarious Quotes) Nothing compares to being in a room full of politicians screaming abuse at each other all night. It’s hilarious but also a bit terrifying. (Hilarious Quotes) It’s kind of low brow, but the show ‘Bob’s Burgers’ is hilarious, and being from the Midwest, I can kind of relate to a lot of the jokes. ‘Orange is The New Black’ is a Netflix Exclusive, I think - that’s really funny. (Hilarious Quotes) If you play it straight it’s funny - the best comedy is always played straight down the middle. The adjustment is understanding from the screenplay that a moment is hilarious. (Hilarious Quotes) Acting is the great love of my life. It gives you permission to use all parts of yourself. Permission to be the hero, the love interest, the comedian, the villain. Transformation excites me. So does truth. Nothing is more thrilling, hilarious, and tragic than the truth. Those things motivated me to become an actor. Also, they always have the best food on set. (Hilarious Quotes) I love what Joe Eszterhas written about Bill Clinton. It’s hilarious, Clinton as a rock star, which is the way we should remember him. (Hilarious Quotes) I was always a fan of the old-style comics. I loved vaudeville. I loved Milton Berle, Dick Shawn, Phyllis Diller, Don Rickles, Charlie Callas, all those guys. Hilarious. I love the Bing Crosby and Bob Hope movies, and Abbott and Costello. My television influences were ‘Monty Python’s Flying Circus,’ ‘Benny Hill,’ and ‘Hee Haw.’ (Hilarious Quotes) I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest them to the parents. It’s a hilarious prank even though I am not a paedophile. (Hilarious Quotes) Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He’s hilarious. (Hilarious Quotes) My whole family is obsessed by brandy butter. And bread sauce. Then, of course, there will be a lot of wind in the afternoon! We have never disguised the wind side of our lives as a family; we think it’s hilarious. (Hilarious Quotes)

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