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Hilarious Quotes

Comedy clubs have brick walls behind the performer. Bricks make you funny. When I’m in front of a fireplace, I’m hilarious Picture Quote #1

Smart, truly hilarious, and entirely sympathetic. Like a hot bubble bath or a holiday at the beach, you won’t want it to end Picture Quote #1

My guiltiest pleasure in life is ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos.’ I watch them all - old, new - I don’t care. Despite how bad the writing is on the show. The people getting hit and hurt, that’s hilarious Picture Quote #1

I have found that she is as kind and caring a person as she is hilarious. Simply put, Amy Poehler is my hero Picture Quote #1

It’s hilarious to me that by writing an obscene fake children’s book I am mistaken for a parenting expert Picture Quote #1

I want the ‘Roots’ biopic to be animated - I see Charles Schulz drawing us. I think it would be more hilarious with the voices of children Picture Quote #1

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It’s hilarious, because my guitar has what’s known as a tremolo bar or a whammy bar. And the whammy bar is probably the most alien thing on my guitar that could possibly relate to a classical guitar Picture Quote #1

Could there be a more hilarious sad sack than Duncan Leland, whose trials and tribulations, so wittily conveyed, had me laughing (and wincing) from the first page? Hart’s Maine landscape is rich with eccentric characters, dried fish, and other surprising and original treasures. While Duncan sinks, the reader will float on a cloud nine of classy entertainment Picture Quote #1

What we have to remember is that we can still do anything. We can change our minds. We can start over. Get a post-bac or try writing for the first time. The notion that it’s too late to do anything is comical. It’s hilarious. We’re graduating college. We’re so young. We can’t, we MUST not lose this sense of possibility because in the end, it’s all we have Picture Quote #1

The thing I thought about doing it was it’s Comic Relief and you’ve got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can’t sing Picture Quote #1

I’ve been blessed with a lot of things in life, but God did not give me rhythm. Still, I love to dance - which past girlfriends always found hilarious Picture Quote #1

Laughter is wine for the soul - laughter soft, or loud and deep, tinged through with seriousness - the hilarious declaration made by man that life is worth living Picture Quote #1

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My wife, a schoolteacher, very disciplined. If you think I’m tough, trust me, and wait till you see when the children are on the naughty step. It’s hilarious. So we decided that I’m going to work like a donkey and provide amazing support for the family Picture Quote #1

Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima: hilarious Picture Quote #1

In person, if possible, Anubis was even more drop-dead gorgeous. [Oh . . . ha, ha. I didn’t catch the pun, but thank you, Carter. God of the dead, drop-dead gorgeous. Yes, hilarious. Now, may I continue?] Picture Quote #1

Every Brit I met had the best sense of humor. They’re hilarious: very dry and witty Picture Quote #1

I think our collective psychosis is hilarious. With the world moving as fast as it is, if we weren’t dysfunctional, we couldn’t function Picture Quote #1

I always enjoy conversation more if there is some substance to it - which is a just incredibly hilarious thing for me to say because for many, many years I was the guy whose only contribution to any conversation was, ‘There was a funny ‘Simpson’s’ joke about that.’ Picture Quote #1

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I’m big on facial expressions, and I’m big on mannerisms, which I find to be hilarious Picture Quote #1

Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chambers of my brain -- Quaintest thoughts -- queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today Picture Quote #1

My grandmother, in her retirement home, actually has a picture of me from ‘Star’ magazine on their fashion police list. I think that’s hilarious, but if Grandma approves, then I feel like I am all good Picture Quote #1

My favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing Picture Quote #1

So much of comedy is feeling comfortable with the point of view coming at you. So I understand it. There’s people who I find hilarious now, but the first couple of times I saw ‘em, I was like What is this? I don’t get it at all Picture Quote #1

I think there’s something very lovely and hilarious about exploring the particular neuroses of the female mind. It’s just not the same thing with men. I mean, there are exceptions, but for the most part, women beat themselves up in their heads more. They overanalyze stuff far more than men do Picture Quote #1

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I’ll stick to finding the funny in the ordinary because my life is pretty ordinary and so are the lives of my friends - and my friends are hilarious Picture Quote #1

But I think frustration is hilarious. One of my missions is to bring humor into fine art. It’s sacred Picture Quote #1

I love ‘Robot Chicken,’ ‘The Boondocks’ and ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos.’ Then there’s this show called ‘The First 48.’ It’s a documentary about killings where they try and find murderers. They interrogate people and they tell on each other - it’s hilarious Picture Quote #1

South Park’ is so hilarious... I remember when it first came out: that show changed television forever Picture Quote #1

I love tiny, plastic realistic food magnets. I don’t know why. They’re hilarious Picture Quote #1

Shakira is a new friend, but I love her dearly already. She’s so sweet and adorable and hilarious Picture Quote #1

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Comedy clubs have brick walls behind the performer. Bricks make you funny. When I’m in front of a fireplace, I’m hilarious. (Hilarious Quotes) Smart, truly hilarious, and entirely sympathetic. Like a hot bubble bath or a holiday at the beach, you won’t want it to end. (Hilarious Quotes) My guiltiest pleasure in life is ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos.’ I watch them all - old, new - I don’t care. Despite how bad the writing is on the show. The people getting hit and hurt, that’s hilarious. (Hilarious Quotes) I have found that she is as kind and caring a person as she is hilarious. Simply put, Amy Poehler is my hero. (Hilarious Quotes) It’s hilarious to me that by writing an obscene fake children’s book I am mistaken for a parenting expert. (Hilarious Quotes) I want the ‘Roots’ biopic to be animated - I see Charles Schulz drawing us. I think it would be more hilarious with the voices of children. (Hilarious Quotes) It’s hilarious, because my guitar has what’s known as a tremolo bar or a whammy bar. And the whammy bar is probably the most alien thing on my guitar that could possibly relate to a classical guitar. (Hilarious Quotes) Could there be a more hilarious sad sack than Duncan Leland, whose trials and tribulations, so wittily conveyed, had me laughing (and wincing) from the first page? Hart’s Maine landscape is rich with eccentric characters, dried fish, and other surprising and original treasures. While Duncan sinks, the reader will float on a cloud nine of classy entertainment. (Hilarious Quotes) What we have to remember is that we can still do anything. We can change our minds. We can start over. Get a post-bac or try writing for the first time. The notion that it’s too late to do anything is comical. It’s hilarious. We’re graduating college. We’re so young. We can’t, we MUST not lose this sense of possibility because in the end, it’s all we have. (Hilarious Quotes) The thing I thought about doing it was it’s Comic Relief and you’ve got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can’t sing. (Hilarious Quotes) I’ve been blessed with a lot of things in life, but God did not give me rhythm. Still, I love to dance - which past girlfriends always found hilarious. (Hilarious Quotes) Laughter is wine for the soul - laughter soft, or loud and deep, tinged through with seriousness - the hilarious declaration made by man that life is worth living. (Hilarious Quotes) My wife, a schoolteacher, very disciplined. If you think I’m tough, trust me, and wait till you see when the children are on the naughty step. It’s hilarious. So we decided that I’m going to work like a donkey and provide amazing support for the family. (Hilarious Quotes) Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima: hilarious. (Hilarious Quotes) In person, if possible, Anubis was even more drop-dead gorgeous. [Oh . . . ha, ha. I didn’t catch the pun, but thank you, Carter. God of the dead, drop-dead gorgeous. Yes, hilarious. Now, may I continue?] (Hilarious Quotes) Every Brit I met had the best sense of humor. They’re hilarious: very dry and witty. (Hilarious Quotes) I think our collective psychosis is hilarious. With the world moving as fast as it is, if we weren’t dysfunctional, we couldn’t function. (Hilarious Quotes) I always enjoy conversation more if there is some substance to it - which is a just incredibly hilarious thing for me to say because for many, many years I was the guy whose only contribution to any conversation was, ‘There was a funny ‘Simpson’s’ joke about that.’ (Hilarious Quotes) I’m big on facial expressions, and I’m big on mannerisms, which I find to be hilarious (Hilarious Quotes) Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chambers of my brain -- Quaintest thoughts -- queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today (Hilarious Quotes) My grandmother, in her retirement home, actually has a picture of me from ‘Star’ magazine on their fashion police list. I think that’s hilarious, but if Grandma approves, then I feel like I am all good. (Hilarious Quotes) My favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing (Hilarious Quotes) So much of comedy is feeling comfortable with the point of view coming at you. So I understand it. There’s people who I find hilarious now, but the first couple of times I saw ‘em, I was like What is this? I don’t get it at all. (Hilarious Quotes) I think there’s something very lovely and hilarious about exploring the particular neuroses of the female mind. It’s just not the same thing with men. I mean, there are exceptions, but for the most part, women beat themselves up in their heads more. They overanalyze stuff far more than men do. (Hilarious Quotes) I’ll stick to finding the funny in the ordinary because my life is pretty ordinary and so are the lives of my friends - and my friends are hilarious. (Hilarious Quotes) But I think frustration is hilarious. One of my missions is to bring humor into fine art. It’s sacred. (Hilarious Quotes) I love ‘Robot Chicken,’ ‘The Boondocks’ and ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos.’ Then there’s this show called ‘The First 48.’ It’s a documentary about killings where they try and find murderers. They interrogate people and they tell on each other - it’s hilarious. (Hilarious Quotes) South Park’ is so hilarious... I remember when it first came out: that show changed television forever. (Hilarious Quotes) I love tiny, plastic realistic food magnets. I don’t know why. They’re hilarious. (Hilarious Quotes) Shakira is a new friend, but I love her dearly already. She’s so sweet and adorable and hilarious. (Hilarious Quotes)

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