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Jesse Jackson’s in trouble. They’re going after this tax thing. Jesse said he will amend his taxes to show the money that he paid to his mistress. See, he has just one mistress. Jesse uses the standard mistress deduction. As opposed to Clinton, who had to itemize (His Mistress Quotes)
Tonight was the CNN primary debate with the four remaining candidates. It was kind of a change for Newt Gingrich. Usually when he’s arguing with three people at once, it’s his wife, his ex-wife, and his mistress (His Mistress Quotes)
A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position (His Mistress Quotes)
When a man marries his mistress it creates a job opportunity (His Mistress Quotes)
I have this mistress: show business (His Mistress Quotes)
I am his mistress. His work is his wife (His Mistress Quotes)
A lover’s soul lives in the body of his mistress (His Mistress Quotes)
What is the student but a lover courting a fickle mistress who ever eludes his grasp? (His Mistress Quotes)
When a man leaves his mistress, he runs the risk of being betrayed two or three times daily (His Mistress Quotes)
The man that thinks he loves his mistress for her own sake is mightily mistaken (His Mistress Quotes)
A lover always thinks of his mistress first and himself second; with a husband it runs the other way (His Mistress Quotes)
A real dog, beloved and therefore pampered by his mistress, is a lamentable spectacle. He suffers from fatty degeneration of his moral being (His Mistress Quotes)
I’ll take a foot fetish with a man and his wife over a foot fetish with a man and his mistress any day. I don’t care what they do. You go with it with your marriage and have a good time (His Mistress Quotes)
A woman should be able to kiss a man beautifully and romantically without any desire to be either his wife or his mistress (His Mistress Quotes)
Much can be inferred about a man from his mistress: in her one beholds his weaknesses and his dreams (His Mistress Quotes)
An angel! Nonsense! Everybody so describes his mistress; and yet I find it impossible to tell you how perfect she is, or why she is so perfect: suffice it to say she has captivated all my senses (His Mistress Quotes)
What a sweet reverence is that when a young man deems his mistress a little more than mortal and almost chides himself for longing to bring her close to his heart (His Mistress Quotes)
Considering how little the beginning or the ceasing to love is in our own power, it is foolish and unreasonable for the lover or his mistress to complain of one another’s inconstancy (His Mistress Quotes)
We never slam the door on flattery, we nudge it shut like a man rejecting his mistress: if she nudges back, we’re delighted? and if she breaks it down, we rejoice (His Mistress Quotes)
A husband can commit no greater blunder than to discuss his wife, if she is virtuous, with his mistress; unless it be to mention his mistress, if she is beautiful, to his wife (His Mistress Quotes)
A man in love prefers his passion to every other consideration, and is fonder of his mistress than he is of virtue. Should she prove vicious, she makes vice lovely in his eyes (His Mistress Quotes)
You slam a politician, you make out he’s the devil, with horns and hoofs. But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses (His Mistress Quotes)
Every pert young fellow that has a moving fancy, and the least jingle of verse in his head, sets up for a writer of songs, and resolves to immortalize his bottle or his mistress (His Mistress Quotes)
No lover, if he be of good faith, and sincere, will deny he would prefer to see his mistress dead than unfaithful (His Mistress Quotes)
If ever a man and his wife, or a man and his mistress, who pass nights as well as days together, absolutely lay aside all good breeding, their intimacy will soon degenerate into a coarse familiarity, infallibly productive of contempt or disgust (His Mistress Quotes)