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Everyone's having fun but me (Homer Simpson Quotes)
Homer, lighten up. You're making 'Happy Hour' bitterly ironic (Homer Simpson Quotes)
When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything is wrong (Homer Simpson Quotes)
Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems (Homer Simpson Quotes)
It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen (Homer Simpson Quotes)
I’m gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night (Homer Simpson Quotes)
This is the worst day of my life. The worst day of your life so far (Homer Simpson Quotes)
To alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life’s problems (Homer Simpson Quotes)
Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda (Homer Simpson Quotes)
If I were actually Homer Simpson, I’d be getting scripts out the wazoo (Homer Simpson Quotes)