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[Newlyweds,] these optimistic young bastards, promise to honor and cherish each other through hot flashes and mid-life crises and a cumulative 50-pound weight gain, until that far-off day when one of them is finally able to rest in peace. You know, because they can’t hear the snoring anymore Picture Quote #1
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause? you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles Picture Quote #1
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[Newlyweds,] these optimistic young bastards, promise to honor and cherish each other through hot flashes and mid-life crises and a cumulative 50-pound weight gain, until that far-off day when one of them is finally able to rest in peace. You know, because they can’t hear the snoring anymore  (Hot Flashes Quotes) Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause? you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles  (Hot Flashes Quotes)