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Housework Quotes

I have so much housework, what movie should I watch? Picture Quote #1

As i do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy Picture Quote #1

Both of us can't look good at the same time - it's me or the house. Picture Quote #1

I dreamed my whole house was clean Picture Quote #1

Reading won't solve your problems. But then again, neither will housework Picture Quote #1

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? Picture Quote #1

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A clean house is a sign of a wasted life Picture Quote #1

I know what turns women on Picture Quote #1

Here’s one that tried to escape from the kitchen Picture Quote #1

Dammit lazy human. Clean the damn house already! Picture Quote #1

Instead of cleaning the house, I just turn off the lights Picture Quote #1

I wish one of my personalities liked to clean Picture Quote #1

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When your mom just mopped the floor and tells you not to walk on it Picture Quote #1

Marrying is easy, it's housework that's hard Picture Quote #1

As long as there's another book to read.. my house will never be clean Picture Quote #1

Do you know how bored I was today? I came this close to actually cleaning the house Picture Quote #1

Few tasks are more like the torture of sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: the clean becomes soiled, the soiled is made clean, over and over, day after day Picture Quote #1

Shall we try a different position tonight? Sure, why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart Picture Quote #1

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I don't want to make you jealous of my glamorous lifestyle, but I'm sorting laundry on a Saturday night Picture Quote #1

Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage Picture Quote #1

Housework, if it is done right, can kill you Picture Quote #1

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office Picture Quote #1

You don't work no harder than me and yet you expects me to do the shopping, cooking, cleaning, and wash your filthy clothes, too, when I come home Picture Quote #1

A real man helps around the house. Cleans, washes dishes, helps with the kids, and cooks Picture Quote #1

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Housework, if you do it right, will kill you Picture Quote #1

Sunday is a teacher's day of rest. The rest of the laundry, the rest of the housework and grade the rest of the papers Picture Quote #1

The only place where housework comes before needlework is in the dictionary Picture Quote #1

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done Picture Quote #1

A new broom sweeps clean, but the old broom knows the corners Picture Quote #1

A man who wants time to read and write must let the grass grow long Picture Quote #1

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I have so much housework, what movie should I watch? (Housework Quotes) As i do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy (Housework Quotes) Both of us can't look good at the same time - it's me or the house. (Housework Quotes) I dreamed my whole house was clean (Housework Quotes) Reading won't solve your problems. But then again, neither will housework (Housework Quotes) Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? (Housework Quotes) A clean house is a sign of a wasted life (Housework Quotes) I know what turns women on (Housework Quotes) Here’s one that tried to escape from the kitchen (Housework Quotes) Dammit lazy human. Clean the damn house already! (Housework Quotes) Instead of cleaning the house, I just turn off the lights (Housework Quotes) I wish one of my personalities liked to clean (Housework Quotes) When your mom just mopped the floor and tells you not to walk on it (Housework Quotes) Marrying is easy, it's housework that's hard (Housework Quotes) As long as there's another book to read.. my house will never be clean (Housework Quotes) Do you know how bored I was today? I came this close to actually cleaning the house (Housework Quotes) Few tasks are more like the torture of sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: the clean becomes soiled, the soiled is made clean, over and over, day after day (Housework Quotes) Shall we try a different position tonight? Sure, why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart (Housework Quotes) I don't want to make you jealous of my glamorous lifestyle, but I'm sorting laundry on a Saturday night (Housework Quotes) Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage (Housework Quotes) Housework, if it is done right, can kill you (Housework Quotes) I think housework is the reason most women go to the office (Housework Quotes) You don't work no harder than me and yet you expects me to do the shopping, cooking, cleaning, and wash your filthy clothes, too, when I come home (Housework Quotes) A real man helps around the house. Cleans, washes dishes, helps with the kids, and cooks (Housework Quotes) Housework, if you do it right, will kill you (Housework Quotes) Sunday is a teacher's day of rest. The rest of the laundry, the rest of the housework and grade the rest of the papers (Housework Quotes) The only place where housework comes before needlework is in the dictionary (Housework Quotes) God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done (Housework Quotes) A new broom sweeps clean, but the old broom knows the corners (Housework Quotes) A man who wants time to read and write must let the grass grow long (Housework Quotes)

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