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Howard Stern Quotes

I will never feel successful Picture Quote #1

I will always be mad at someone. That will never go away Picture Quote #1

From 1985 to 1994, I lived in Manhattan in a big old loft right off Times Square. I could walk to work, which was in a couple of Broadway theaters, to Howard Stern’s studio, and to 30 Rock for ‘Letterman’ and ‘SNL.’ Even in New York, walking to work is homey and folksy, like living in a small town Picture Quote #1

There’s just too many people being bullied, too many people’s lives being wrecked. This is something that is long overdue. We all have gay and lesbian people in our families, and these are good people Picture Quote #1

I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off that I’m circumcised Picture Quote #1

I really didn’t know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that Picture Quote #1

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Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas Picture Quote #1

Please, with the God talk. Hate to break it to you, but there is no God Picture Quote #1

I’m for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it - what’s the difference? Prozac, all that stuff, so why not marijuana? Who cares? It’s something that grows out of the ground - why not? Go smoke a head of cabbage. I don’t care what you smoke Picture Quote #1

I’m Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I’m the man he wishes he could be Picture Quote #1

New York’s niche is content, and content is becoming more valuable. Just think about what is more valuable: MTV or the cable system that you use to get MTV? Howard Stern or the radio station you use to listen to him? Ultimately, technology becomes a commodity, and content - real, true branded content - becomes more valuable Picture Quote #1

Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn’t really bother me Picture Quote #1

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Okay, well, I guess I’m still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things Picture Quote #1

My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing Picture Quote #1

Relationships are based on trust until you meet someone new Picture Quote #1

What a crazy idea to put me on a family show! Picture Quote #1

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low Picture Quote #1

I cut my pubes last night. My hairs were getting longer than my penis Picture Quote #1

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If you’re a Christian you don’t sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they’re happy and they’re committed in a relationship Picture Quote #1

I’m about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring Picture Quote #1

Set about doing good to somebody. Put on your hat and go and visit the sick and poor of your neighborhood; inquire into their circumstances and minister to their wants. Seek out the desolate and afflicted and oppressed. . . I have often tried this method, and have always found it the best medicine for a heavy heart Picture Quote #1

I’m not a good listener some times. I’m too much of a control freak. I’m learning to be better. I was so caught up in just getting the job done that I would miss out on the human aspect of this. There was a connection missing Picture Quote #1

I’ve actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn’t need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself Picture Quote #1

I was told David Letterman and Kaufman had heart attacks on the same day: David Letterman’s heart attack was at a hospital in NYC. Kaufman’s heart attack was at the red light district in Amsterdam, Holland. I think Kaufman had more fun. You’re a great artist. I just love the way you painted my portrait Picture Quote #1

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If you’re a Christian you don’t sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they’re happy and they’re committed in a relationship Picture Quote #1

I’m going to take over the world. Everyone watch out, you’re in big trouble Picture Quote #1

I am completely pissed off that I’m circumcised Picture Quote #1

I’ve come to appreciate other people’s talents Picture Quote #1

I don’t like being 50 and I don’t like thinking about death Picture Quote #1

It’s no treat being in bed with me Picture Quote #1

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I will never feel successful (Howard Stern Quotes) I will always be mad at someone. That will never go away. (Howard Stern Quotes) From 1985 to 1994, I lived in Manhattan in a big old loft right off Times Square. I could walk to work, which was in a couple of Broadway theaters, to Howard Stern’s studio, and to 30 Rock for ‘Letterman’ and ‘SNL.’ Even in New York, walking to work is homey and folksy, like living in a small town (Howard Stern Quotes) There’s just too many people being bullied, too many people’s lives being wrecked. This is something that is long overdue. We all have gay and lesbian people in our families, and these are good people. (Howard Stern Quotes) I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off that I’m circumcised. (Howard Stern Quotes) I really didn’t know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that (Howard Stern Quotes) Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas (Howard Stern Quotes) Please, with the God talk. Hate to break it to you, but there is no God (Howard Stern Quotes) I’m for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it - what’s the difference? Prozac, all that stuff, so why not marijuana? Who cares? It’s something that grows out of the ground - why not? Go smoke a head of cabbage. I don’t care what you smoke (Howard Stern Quotes) I’m Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I’m the man he wishes he could be (Howard Stern Quotes) New York’s niche is content, and content is becoming more valuable. Just think about what is more valuable: MTV or the cable system that you use to get MTV? Howard Stern or the radio station you use to listen to him? Ultimately, technology becomes a commodity, and content - real, true branded content - becomes more valuable (Howard Stern Quotes) Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn’t really bother me (Howard Stern Quotes) Okay, well, I guess I’m still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things. (Howard Stern Quotes) My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing (Howard Stern Quotes) Relationships are based on trust until you meet someone new (Howard Stern Quotes) What a crazy idea to put me on a family show! (Howard Stern Quotes) Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low (Howard Stern Quotes) I cut my pubes last night. My hairs were getting longer than my penis (Howard Stern Quotes) If you’re a Christian you don’t sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they’re happy and they’re committed in a relationship (Howard Stern Quotes) I’m about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring. (Howard Stern Quotes) Set about doing good to somebody. Put on your hat and go and visit the sick and poor of your neighborhood; inquire into their circumstances and minister to their wants. Seek out the desolate and afflicted and oppressed. . . I have often tried this method, and have always found it the best medicine for a heavy heart. (Howard Stern Quotes) I’m not a good listener some times. I’m too much of a control freak. I’m learning to be better. I was so caught up in just getting the job done that I would miss out on the human aspect of this. There was a connection missing. (Howard Stern Quotes) I’ve actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn’t need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself. (Howard Stern Quotes) I was told David Letterman and Kaufman had heart attacks on the same day: David Letterman’s heart attack was at a hospital in NYC. Kaufman’s heart attack was at the red light district in Amsterdam, Holland. I think Kaufman had more fun. You’re a great artist. I just love the way you painted my portrait. (Howard Stern Quotes) If you’re a Christian you don’t sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they’re happy and they’re committed in a relationship. (Howard Stern Quotes) I’m going to take over the world. Everyone watch out, you’re in big trouble. (Howard Stern Quotes) I am completely pissed off that I’m circumcised (Howard Stern Quotes) I’ve come to appreciate other people’s talents (Howard Stern Quotes) I don’t like being 50 and I don’t like thinking about death (Howard Stern Quotes) It’s no treat being in bed with me (Howard Stern Quotes)

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