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Humor Quotes

So close, yet so far away Picture Quote #1

Humor is reason gone mad Picture Quote #1

You idiot! I’m sure you’re right, but why? Picture Quote #1

The secret to humor is surprise Picture Quote #1

Let just skip the bowl and put the food directly in my mouth Picture Quote #1

I regret nothing. Nothing! Picture Quote #1

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Those 10 seconds after your laptop dies and you are hopelessly staring at a dark screen Picture Quote #1

Honey, tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic Picture Quote #1

My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari Picture Quote #1

Shopping is cheaper than therapy Picture Quote #1

You didn't really take my nose, that's just your thumb Picture Quote #1

Are you mocking me? Cuz I feel like I'm being mocked Picture Quote #1

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How a dog looks after doing something bad. How a cat looks after doing something bad Picture Quote #1

I still have no idea what I'm doing Picture Quote #1

I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be too long Picture Quote #1

I giggle way too much Picture Quote #1

I'm too pretty to work Picture Quote #1

Thank you for ordering the crazy cat lady starter kit Picture Quote #1

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When no one gets your joke Picture Quote #1

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it Picture Quote #1

When she jokes about you vs when you joke about her Picture Quote #1

And that class is how to keep a woman happy Picture Quote #1

What do you mean funny? Funny how? Picture Quote #1

That’s so funny! Even my camel got it! Picture Quote #1

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That’s so funny I forgot to laugh Picture Quote #1

Invisible rollercoaster Picture Quote #1

Oh grass you’re so funny. Stop it Picture Quote #1

I'm not actually funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking Picture Quote #1

Chocolate makes your clothes shrink Picture Quote #1

Don't bite the hand that feeds you - bite the other one Picture Quote #1

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So close, yet so far away (Humor Quotes) Humor is reason gone mad (Humor Quotes) You idiot! I’m sure you’re right, but why? (Humor Quotes) The secret to humor is surprise (Humor Quotes) Let just skip the bowl and put the food directly in my mouth (Humor Quotes) I regret nothing. Nothing! (Humor Quotes) Those 10 seconds after your laptop dies and you are hopelessly staring at a dark screen (Humor Quotes) Honey, tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic (Humor Quotes) My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari (Humor Quotes) Shopping is cheaper than therapy (Humor Quotes) You didn't really take my nose, that's just your thumb (Humor Quotes) Are you mocking me? Cuz I feel like I'm being mocked (Humor Quotes) How a dog looks after doing something bad. How a cat looks after doing something bad (Humor Quotes) I still have no idea what I'm doing (Humor Quotes) I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be too long (Humor Quotes) I giggle way too much (Humor Quotes) I'm too pretty to work (Humor Quotes) Thank you for ordering the crazy cat lady starter kit (Humor Quotes) When no one gets your joke (Humor Quotes) I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it (Humor Quotes) When she jokes about you vs when you joke about her (Humor Quotes) And that class is how to keep a woman happy (Humor Quotes) What do you mean funny? Funny how? (Humor Quotes) That’s so funny! Even my camel got it! (Humor Quotes) That’s so funny I forgot to laugh (Humor Quotes) Invisible rollercoaster (Humor Quotes) Oh grass you’re so funny. Stop it (Humor Quotes) I'm not actually funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking (Humor Quotes) Chocolate makes your clothes shrink (Humor Quotes) Don't bite the hand that feeds you - bite the other one (Humor Quotes)

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