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Humor Quotes

When I see an opportunity for humor, I grab it! After all, life is too short to be grumpy Picture Quote #1

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing Picture Quote #1

Horace appears in good humor while he censures, and therefore his censure has the more weight as supposed to proceed from judgment, not from passion Picture Quote #1

Did you ever meet someone who either had no sense of humor or was never serious, you couldn't tell which? Picture Quote #1

Look, over the years, my unique sense of humor and perverse grasp of honesty may have led to some hurt feelings and long held grudges. But overall, I'm a pretty likable person Picture Quote #1

There is also this benefit in brag, that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal. Humor him by all means, draw it all out, and hold him to it Picture Quote #1

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I think that some books are more successful than others to certain readers. People who read my books for the humor, they're going to love one book. People who read my books for the mystery, they might not like that book quite as much Picture Quote #1

I visited Jobs for the last time in his Palo Alto, Calif., Home. He had moved to a downstairs bedroom because he was too weak to go up and down stairs. He was curled up in some pain, but his mind was still sharp and his humor vibrant Picture Quote #1

Humor is not a mood but a way of looking at the world. So if it is correct to say that humor was stamped out in Nazi Germany, that does not mean that people were not in good spirits, or anything of that sort, but something much deeper and more important Picture Quote #1

Poor David Hume is dying fast, but with more real cheerfulness and good humor and with more real resignation to the necessary course of things, than any whining Christian ever dyed with pretended resignation to the will of God Picture Quote #1

I like to deal with every aspect of our condition, and that means terror and humor in equal mix. Some books have more room for humor than others Picture Quote #1

I never worry about people not taking my work seriously as a result of the humor. In the end, the comic's best trick is the illusion that comedy is effortless. That people imagine what he's doing is easy is an occupational hazard Picture Quote #1

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True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its essence is love. It issues not in laughter, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper Picture Quote #1

My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the mystery section, sometimes in the humor department, and occasionally even in the literature aisle, which is somewhat astounding Picture Quote #1

I think people appreciate a songwriter who shows different sides. The whole angst thing is cool, but if that's all you've got, it's just boring. Everything I write, whether it's happy or sad, has a sense of humor to it Picture Quote #1

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is Picture Quote #1

In truth, politeness is artificial good humor, it covers the natural want of it, and ends by rendering habitual a substitute nearly equivalent to the real virtue Picture Quote #1

You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out Picture Quote #1

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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road Picture Quote #1

Have you not love enough to bear with me, when that rash humor which my mother gave me makes me forgetful Picture Quote #1

The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons Picture Quote #1

When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard Picture Quote #1

Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives Picture Quote #1

It has always surprised me how little attention philosophers have paid to humor, since it is a more significant process of mind than reason. Reason can only sort out perceptions, but the humor process is involved in changing them Picture Quote #1

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Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd Picture Quote #1

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all Picture Quote #1

I mean, yeah, I'm sure that Python and the other things have paved the way for a greater understanding of the British sense of humor, but I don't think it's all that different than the American sense of humor Picture Quote #1

I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor Picture Quote #1

It is a fair, even handed, noble adjustment of things, that while there is infection in disease and sorrow, there is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor Picture Quote #1

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in heaven Picture Quote #1

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When I see an opportunity for humor, I grab it! After all, life is too short to be grumpy (Humor Quotes) Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing (Humor Quotes) Horace appears in good humor while he censures, and therefore his censure has the more weight as supposed to proceed from judgment, not from passion (Humor Quotes) Did you ever meet someone who either had no sense of humor or was never serious, you couldn't tell which? (Humor Quotes) Look, over the years, my unique sense of humor and perverse grasp of honesty may have led to some hurt feelings and long held grudges. But overall, I'm a pretty likable person (Humor Quotes) There is also this benefit in brag, that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal. Humor him by all means, draw it all out, and hold him to it (Humor Quotes) I think that some books are more successful than others to certain readers. People who read my books for the humor, they're going to love one book. People who read my books for the mystery, they might not like that book quite as much (Humor Quotes) I visited Jobs for the last time in his Palo Alto, Calif., Home. He had moved to a downstairs bedroom because he was too weak to go up and down stairs. He was curled up in some pain, but his mind was still sharp and his humor vibrant (Humor Quotes) Humor is not a mood but a way of looking at the world. So if it is correct to say that humor was stamped out in Nazi Germany, that does not mean that people were not in good spirits, or anything of that sort, but something much deeper and more important (Humor Quotes) Poor David Hume is dying fast, but with more real cheerfulness and good humor and with more real resignation to the necessary course of things, than any whining Christian ever dyed with pretended resignation to the will of God (Humor Quotes) I like to deal with every aspect of our condition, and that means terror and humor in equal mix. Some books have more room for humor than others (Humor Quotes) I never worry about people not taking my work seriously as a result of the humor. In the end, the comic's best trick is the illusion that comedy is effortless. That people imagine what he's doing is easy is an occupational hazard (Humor Quotes) True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its essence is love. It issues not in laughter, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper (Humor Quotes) My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the mystery section, sometimes in the humor department, and occasionally even in the literature aisle, which is somewhat astounding (Humor Quotes) I think people appreciate a songwriter who shows different sides. The whole angst thing is cool, but if that's all you've got, it's just boring. Everything I write, whether it's happy or sad, has a sense of humor to it (Humor Quotes) Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is (Humor Quotes) In truth, politeness is artificial good humor, it covers the natural want of it, and ends by rendering habitual a substitute nearly equivalent to the real virtue (Humor Quotes) You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out (Humor Quotes) A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road (Humor Quotes) Have you not love enough to bear with me, when that rash humor which my mother gave me makes me forgetful (Humor Quotes) The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons (Humor Quotes) When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard (Humor Quotes) Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives (Humor Quotes) It has always surprised me how little attention philosophers have paid to humor, since it is a more significant process of mind than reason. Reason can only sort out perceptions, but the humor process is involved in changing them (Humor Quotes) Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd (Humor Quotes) Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all (Humor Quotes) I mean, yeah, I'm sure that Python and the other things have paved the way for a greater understanding of the British sense of humor, but I don't think it's all that different than the American sense of humor (Humor Quotes) I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor (Humor Quotes) It is a fair, even handed, noble adjustment of things, that while there is infection in disease and sorrow, there is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor (Humor Quotes) The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in heaven (Humor Quotes)

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