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Humor Quotes

Those years on the golf course as a caddie, boy, those people were something. They were vulgar, some were alcoholics, racist, they were very difficult people to deal with. A lot of them didn't have a sense of humor Picture Quote #1

You can find heroism everyday, like guys working terrible jobs because they've got to support their families. Or as far as humor, the things I see on the job, on the street, are far funnier than anything you'll ever see on TV Picture Quote #1

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost Picture Quote #1

The nation that complacently and fearfully allows it's artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth Picture Quote #1

Confidence is at the root of so many attractive qualities, a sense of humor, a sense of style, a willingness to be who you are no matter what anyone else might think or say and it's true, I do have a certain fondness for women that have dark hair Picture Quote #1

There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble Picture Quote #1

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Don't wish me happiness - I don't expect to be happy it's gotten beyond that, somehow. Wish me courage and strength and a sense of humor - I will need them all Picture Quote #1

Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your picture gray, and your picture will always be bleak. Try adding some bright colors to the picture by including humor, and your picture begins to lighten up Picture Quote #1

Imagination is a quality given a man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is Picture Quote #1

For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're friends. We're the only ones that can really stand our type of humor Picture Quote #1

Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end Picture Quote #1

Some major writers have a huge impact, like Ayn Rand, who to my mind is a lousy fiction writer because her writing has no compassion and virtually no humor. She has a philosophical and economical message that she is passing off as fiction, but it really isn't fiction at all Picture Quote #1

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Humor aside, I think the reason we sometimes have the false sense that God is so far away is because that is where we have put him. We have kept him at a distance, and then when we are in need and call on him in prayer, we wonder where he is. He is exactly where we left him Picture Quote #1

I'll make them live as brothers should with brother, and keep them in good humor with each other Picture Quote #1

Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy Picture Quote #1

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them Picture Quote #1

Humor does not rescue us from unhappiness, but enables us to move back from it a little Picture Quote #1

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt Picture Quote #1

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Tis a queer life, and the only humor proper to it seems quiet astonishment. Others laugh, weep, sell, or proselyte. I admire Picture Quote #1

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts Picture Quote #1

From sixteen to twenty, all women, kept in humor by their hopes and by their attractions, appear to be good natured Picture Quote #1

Married people should not be quick to hear what is said by either when in ill humor Picture Quote #1

Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time Picture Quote #1

If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time Picture Quote #1

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Few people know how to take a walk. The qualifications are endurance, plain clothes, old shoes, an eye for nature, good humor, vast curiosity, good speech, good silence and nothing too much Picture Quote #1

There is this benefit in brag, that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal. Humor him by all means; draw it all out, and hold him to it Picture Quote #1

Wise men are not wise at all hours, and will speak five times from their taste or their humor, to once from their reason Picture Quote #1

Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it Picture Quote #1

There are certain things I learned when I first started learning about acting, to try and place the character physically and emotionally. And the way you place them emotionally is often with humor Picture Quote #1

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is Picture Quote #1

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Those years on the golf course as a caddie, boy, those people were something. They were vulgar, some were alcoholics, racist, they were very difficult people to deal with. A lot of them didn't have a sense of humor (Humor Quotes) You can find heroism everyday, like guys working terrible jobs because they've got to support their families. Or as far as humor, the things I see on the job, on the street, are far funnier than anything you'll ever see on TV (Humor Quotes) Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost (Humor Quotes) The nation that complacently and fearfully allows it's artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth (Humor Quotes) Confidence is at the root of so many attractive qualities, a sense of humor, a sense of style, a willingness to be who you are no matter what anyone else might think or say and it's true, I do have a certain fondness for women that have dark hair (Humor Quotes) There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble (Humor Quotes) Don't wish me happiness - I don't expect to be happy it's gotten beyond that, somehow. Wish me courage and strength and a sense of humor - I will need them all (Humor Quotes) Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your picture gray, and your picture will always be bleak. Try adding some bright colors to the picture by including humor, and your picture begins to lighten up (Humor Quotes) Imagination is a quality given a man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is (Humor Quotes) For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're friends. We're the only ones that can really stand our type of humor (Humor Quotes) Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end (Humor Quotes) Some major writers have a huge impact, like Ayn Rand, who to my mind is a lousy fiction writer because her writing has no compassion and virtually no humor. She has a philosophical and economical message that she is passing off as fiction, but it really isn't fiction at all (Humor Quotes) Humor aside, I think the reason we sometimes have the false sense that God is so far away is because that is where we have put him. We have kept him at a distance, and then when we are in need and call on him in prayer, we wonder where he is. He is exactly where we left him (Humor Quotes) I'll make them live as brothers should with brother, and keep them in good humor with each other (Humor Quotes) Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy (Humor Quotes) There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them (Humor Quotes) Humor does not rescue us from unhappiness, but enables us to move back from it a little (Humor Quotes) There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt (Humor Quotes) Tis a queer life, and the only humor proper to it seems quiet astonishment. Others laugh, weep, sell, or proselyte. I admire (Humor Quotes) Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts (Humor Quotes) From sixteen to twenty, all women, kept in humor by their hopes and by their attractions, appear to be good natured (Humor Quotes) Married people should not be quick to hear what is said by either when in ill humor (Humor Quotes) Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time (Humor Quotes) If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time (Humor Quotes) Few people know how to take a walk. The qualifications are endurance, plain clothes, old shoes, an eye for nature, good humor, vast curiosity, good speech, good silence and nothing too much (Humor Quotes) There is this benefit in brag, that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal. Humor him by all means; draw it all out, and hold him to it (Humor Quotes) Wise men are not wise at all hours, and will speak five times from their taste or their humor, to once from their reason (Humor Quotes) Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it (Humor Quotes) There are certain things I learned when I first started learning about acting, to try and place the character physically and emotionally. And the way you place them emotionally is often with humor (Humor Quotes) Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is (Humor Quotes)

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