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Drop something while in bed? Reach (Humor Quotes)
No one told him that he can breathe underwater (Humor Quotes)
Quick. My wife is coming! (Humor Quotes)
I did absolutely nothing all day, and it was everything I thought it would be (Humor Quotes)
Buy a weeks worth of food. Get some fast food on the way home (Humor Quotes)
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep (Humor Quotes)
Instagram is down, just describe your lunch to me (Humor Quotes)
Big or small, young or old, I think most men will agree... women are scary (Humor Quotes)
They say follow your dreams, so I'm back in bed (Humor Quotes)
I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good (Humor Quotes)
I'm not always sarcastic, sometimes I'm sleeping (Humor Quotes)
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles (Humor Quotes)
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse (Humor Quotes)
They say I have A.D.D. but I think they're full of. oh look a kitty! (Humor Quotes)
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 (Humor Quotes)
Manners, a must. Good looks, great. Humor, Hell yeah! (Humor Quotes)
I'm smart. I'm funny. I'm pretty. So there's no way I could be a size 2. God had to be fair (Humor Quotes)
You're too beautiful to be funny. It's not your fault, you never had to compensate for anything (Humor Quotes)
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else (Humor Quotes)
Funny thing. I just got back from the center of the universe... I didn't see you anywhere (Humor Quotes)
Humor can be one of our best survival tools (Humor Quotes)
Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it (Humor Quotes)
Humor is the ability to see three sides to one coin (Humor Quotes)
In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge (Humor Quotes)
Humor is just another defense against the universe (Humor Quotes)
One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool (Humor Quotes)
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing (Humor Quotes)
My life is part humor, part roses, part thorns (Humor Quotes)
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor (Humor Quotes)
Smiling is definitely one of the best remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful (Humor Quotes)