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Humor Quotes

Cancer is probably the most unfunny thing in the world, but I’m a comedian, and even cancer couldn’t stop me from seeing the humor in what I went through Picture Quote #1

The person who has a sense of humor is not just more relaxed in the face of a potentially stressful situation, but is more flexible in his approach Picture Quote #1

Keep your sense of humor. There’s enough stress in the rest of your life not to let bad shots ruin a game you’re supposed to enjoy Picture Quote #1

Golf is 20 percent mechanics and technique. The other 80 pecent is philosophy, humor, tragedy, romance, melodrama, companionship, camaraderie, cussedness and conversation Picture Quote #1

Good humor is a philosophic state of mind; it seems to say to nature that we take her no more seriously than she takes us Picture Quote #1

I have a sense of humor; but over the years that sense has developed one blind spot. I can no longer laugh at ignorance or stupidity. Those are our chief enemies, and it is dangerous to make fun of them Picture Quote #1

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Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away Picture Quote #1

My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor Picture Quote #1

And when we take ourselves too seriously, we are grim about the brothers and sisters, especially the dissenting ones, and there will be no health in us and no healing humor Picture Quote #1

One thing you must never lose is courage. If you believe in the goal you are striving for, you will be courageous. There are many difficult times ahead, but you must keep your sense of humor, work through the tough situations, and enjoy yourself! Picture Quote #1

One thing a girl has to have is a good sense of a humor. I’m a really laid back guy who can find humor in just about anything, so my girlfriend would need to be a little like that too. She doesn’t have to be a big jokester, but to me finding humor in things and not taking too much too seriously is a way of enjoying life, so that is important to me Picture Quote #1

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality Picture Quote #1

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You can always tell somebody’s sense of humor by if they like this movie or not Picture Quote #1

Hang onto your sense of humor. I picture my obituary : The sexiest man alive is now dead Picture Quote #1

It’s true, of course, humor is very important in my life, as you know. That’s the only reason for living, in fact Picture Quote #1

Within any drama in anyone’s life, there’s always a way to find the humor in it. Without humor no one cares about whatever drama is going on Picture Quote #1

People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less defeated in times of travail Picture Quote #1

The funniest people I know always seem to be the ones surrounded by darkness. And that’s probably why they’re the funniest. The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it Picture Quote #1

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Practically speaking, a life that is vowed to simplicity, appropriate boldness, good humor, gratitude, unstinting work and play, and lots of walking, brings us close to the actually existing world and its wholeness Picture Quote #1

People no longer write letters. Lacking the leisure, and, for the most part, the ability, they dictate dispatches, and scribble messages. When you are in the humor, you should take a peep at some of the letters written by people who lived long ago Picture Quote #1

Laughter keeps you healthy. You can survive by seeing the humor in everything. Thumb your nose at sadness; turn the tables on tragedy. You can’t laugh and be angry, you can’t laugh and feel sad, you can’t laugh and feel envious Picture Quote #1

All good activities which encourage people to learn how to live with one another pleasantly and to develop a sense of humor improve living Picture Quote #1

I wish I was a rapper. There are certainly times when I wish I could just drop an album and channel all my ideas, anger, humor and energy into some music and be done with it Picture Quote #1

Sometimes I make myself laugh, but that’s because I appreciate my sense of humor Picture Quote #1

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You need to talk about sex with a sense of humor, especially because sex is a sensitive area for a lot of people. The other thing is that you may not want to tell the world everything you do in bed Picture Quote #1

A sense of humor is the best indicator that you will recover; it is often the best indicator that people will love you. Sustain that and you have hope Picture Quote #1

What I got was not so much gifts and whishes come trues but a feeling of peace. I got peace itself, actually. And when you have peace, you can be strong; and when you are strong, you can get through what you have to get through, and not with exhaustion and frown marks and slumped shoulders but with relative happiness, and humor, and sometimes even gaiety Picture Quote #1

We are not actually in charge of life, yet we behave as if we are the masters of our own destiny. The realization of this fact is quite a hard one. The ridiculousness of our pomposity and presumption can only result in anger or humor Picture Quote #1

Humor, for me, is really a gate of departure. Its a way of enticing a reader into a poem so that less funny things can take place later. It really is not an end in itself, but a means to an end Picture Quote #1

It’s a basic rule of humor that a joke is always at somebody’s expense. Really good jokes, however, tend to be at everyone’s expense Picture Quote #1

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Cancer is probably the most unfunny thing in the world, but I’m a comedian, and even cancer couldn’t stop me from seeing the humor in what I went through (Humor Quotes) The person who has a sense of humor is not just more relaxed in the face of a potentially stressful situation, but is more flexible in his approach (Humor Quotes) Keep your sense of humor. There’s enough stress in the rest of your life not to let bad shots ruin a game you’re supposed to enjoy (Humor Quotes) Golf is 20 percent mechanics and technique. The other 80 pecent is philosophy, humor, tragedy, romance, melodrama, companionship, camaraderie, cussedness and conversation (Humor Quotes) Good humor is a philosophic state of mind; it seems to say to nature that we take her no more seriously than she takes us (Humor Quotes) I have a sense of humor; but over the years that sense has developed one blind spot. I can no longer laugh at ignorance or stupidity. Those are our chief enemies, and it is dangerous to make fun of them (Humor Quotes) Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away (Humor Quotes) My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor (Humor Quotes) And when we take ourselves too seriously, we are grim about the brothers and sisters, especially the dissenting ones, and there will be no health in us and no healing humor (Humor Quotes) One thing you must never lose is courage. If you believe in the goal you are striving for, you will be courageous. There are many difficult times ahead, but you must keep your sense of humor, work through the tough situations, and enjoy yourself! (Humor Quotes) One thing a girl has to have is a good sense of a humor. I’m a really laid back guy who can find humor in just about anything, so my girlfriend would need to be a little like that too. She doesn’t have to be a big jokester, but to me finding humor in things and not taking too much too seriously is a way of enjoying life, so that is important to me (Humor Quotes) My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality (Humor Quotes) You can always tell somebody’s sense of humor by if they like this movie or not (Humor Quotes) Hang onto your sense of humor. I picture my obituary : The sexiest man alive is now dead (Humor Quotes) It’s true, of course, humor is very important in my life, as you know. That’s the only reason for living, in fact (Humor Quotes) Within any drama in anyone’s life, there’s always a way to find the humor in it. Without humor no one cares about whatever drama is going on (Humor Quotes) People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less defeated in times of travail (Humor Quotes) The funniest people I know always seem to be the ones surrounded by darkness. And that’s probably why they’re the funniest. The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it (Humor Quotes) Practically speaking, a life that is vowed to simplicity, appropriate boldness, good humor, gratitude, unstinting work and play, and lots of walking, brings us close to the actually existing world and its wholeness (Humor Quotes) People no longer write letters. Lacking the leisure, and, for the most part, the ability, they dictate dispatches, and scribble messages. When you are in the humor, you should take a peep at some of the letters written by people who lived long ago (Humor Quotes) Laughter keeps you healthy. You can survive by seeing the humor in everything. Thumb your nose at sadness; turn the tables on tragedy. You can’t laugh and be angry, you can’t laugh and feel sad, you can’t laugh and feel envious (Humor Quotes) All good activities which encourage people to learn how to live with one another pleasantly and to develop a sense of humor improve living (Humor Quotes) I wish I was a rapper. There are certainly times when I wish I could just drop an album and channel all my ideas, anger, humor and energy into some music and be done with it (Humor Quotes) Sometimes I make myself laugh, but that’s because I appreciate my sense of humor (Humor Quotes) You need to talk about sex with a sense of humor, especially because sex is a sensitive area for a lot of people. The other thing is that you may not want to tell the world everything you do in bed (Humor Quotes) A sense of humor is the best indicator that you will recover; it is often the best indicator that people will love you. Sustain that and you have hope (Humor Quotes) What I got was not so much gifts and whishes come trues but a feeling of peace. I got peace itself, actually. And when you have peace, you can be strong; and when you are strong, you can get through what you have to get through, and not with exhaustion and frown marks and slumped shoulders but with relative happiness, and humor, and sometimes even gaiety (Humor Quotes) We are not actually in charge of life, yet we behave as if we are the masters of our own destiny. The realization of this fact is quite a hard one. The ridiculousness of our pomposity and presumption can only result in anger or humor (Humor Quotes) Humor, for me, is really a gate of departure. Its a way of enticing a reader into a poem so that less funny things can take place later. It really is not an end in itself, but a means to an end (Humor Quotes) It’s a basic rule of humor that a joke is always at somebody’s expense. Really good jokes, however, tend to be at everyone’s expense (Humor Quotes)

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