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Humor Quotes

What’s the trick? There are three of them: A sense of real purpose, a sense of humor, and a sense of constant curiosity. Keep using those to the grave because learning really never ends Picture Quote #1

I give you my promise to be by your side forevermore. I promise to love, to honor, and to listen as you tell me your thoughts, your hopes, your fears and your dreams. I promise to love you deeply and truly because it is your heart that moves me, your head that challenges me, your humor that delights me and your hands I wish to hold until the end of my days Picture Quote #1

Humor is unavoidable. It might not feel funny in the moment, but more often than not there’s a light at the end of the tunnel Picture Quote #1

I want to do something challenging and I want to take risks, but above all, I want people to be entertained... Because the only way of talking about some issues sometimes is through humor Picture Quote #1

It is the mark of a superior person that, left to themselves they are able endlessly to amuse, interest and entertain themselves out of their personal stock of meditations, ideas, criticisms, memories, philosophy, humor and what not Picture Quote #1

There are many things we can live without but a sense of humor is not one of them! Picture Quote #1

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Not being funny doesn’t make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humor does Picture Quote #1

Humor is essential to a successful tactician, for the most potent weapons known to mankind are satire and ridicule Picture Quote #1

Work hard. Don’t quit. Be appreciative, be thankful, be grateful, be respectful. Also, never whine, never complain. And always, for crying out loud, keep a sense of humor Picture Quote #1

Do you laugh in the right places? Then, you’ll get along, in fair weather or foul. Humor is nothing less than a sense of the fitness of things. Something that’s out of proportion, like an inflated ego, should strike you funny, particularly if it’s your own inflated ego. Otherwise you are pathetic and quite hopeless Picture Quote #1

I find humor to be the most attractive characteristic, but I certainly won’t cancel anything out, considering when you love someone you love someone, and sometimes you just can’t explain it Picture Quote #1

One thing my family has shown me is that having a sense of humor is everything Picture Quote #1

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To love women, to love our vaginas, to know them and touch them and be familiar with who we are and what we need. To satisfy ourselves, to teach our lovers to satisfy us, to be present in our vaginas, to speak of them out loud, to speak of their hunger and pain and loneliness and humor, to make them visible so they cannot be ravaged in the dark without great consequence, so that our center, our point, our motor, our dream, is no longer detached, mutilated, numb, broken, invisible, or ashamed Picture Quote #1

From my mother came the idea that going down to the sea repaired the spirit. That is where she walked when she was sad or worried or lonely for my father. If she had been crying, she came back composed; if she had left angry with us, she returned in good humor. So we naturally believed that there was a cleansing, purifying effect to be had; that letting the fresh wind blow through you mind and spirits as well as your hair and clothing purged black thoughts; that contemplating the ceaseless motion of the waves calmed a raging spirit Picture Quote #1

Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there’s something inherently funny about taking a pie in the face, under the right conditions Picture Quote #1

If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can’t give them that Picture Quote #1

Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It’s darker, more cutting Picture Quote #1

A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge. It can still be good, I suppose, but you kinda get the feeling that something is missing Picture Quote #1

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If you’ve got the comedy eye, you can look at any situation and see the humor in it while others don’t Picture Quote #1

The saints are never the kind of killjoy spinster aunts who go in for faultfinding and lack all sense of humor Picture Quote #1

Good planning is important. I’ve also regarded a sense of humor as one of the most important things on a big expedition. When you’re in a difficult or dangerous situation, or when you’re depressed about the chances of success, someone who can make you laugh eases the tension Picture Quote #1

I love a girl with a sense of humor. Someone who can make me laugh and that I can get along with and talk with and who is just sweet overall, inside and out Picture Quote #1

Guys usually like my sense of humor, and I am pretty down to earth. And I’m a driven person Picture Quote #1

The first thing people lose on a diet is their sense of humor. Keep it fun. Keep it light Picture Quote #1

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Humor is how you change people’s opinions, and if you can make someone laugh, they’ll listen, even if they hate you Picture Quote #1

It is perhaps life’s greatest accomplishment to live to old age, maintaining one’s wits, one’s sense of humor, one’s health, and one’s charm Picture Quote #1

When a man says he wants to meet a girl with a sense of humor, he means one who will laugh at everything he says while her breasts jiggle Picture Quote #1

I think films about men are often about characters who don’t want to express their feelings. You’re supposed to kind of admire them for not expressing their feelings. And I feel that’s a bit dull. Women’s stories often have stronger emotional content, which I enjoy doing. What I really love doing is mixing that with humor Picture Quote #1

I was a precocious only child, and then I went through a fat, awkward stage for several years, so I learned to fall back on my humor and personality when I was growing up. It’s how you survive, so I think it was more of a natural progression for me, developing into comedy Picture Quote #1

I often have said that to be a college president, you need a thick skin, a good sense of humor, and nerves like sewer pipes Picture Quote #1

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What’s the trick? There are three of them: A sense of real purpose, a sense of humor, and a sense of constant curiosity. Keep using those to the grave because learning really never ends (Humor Quotes) I give you my promise to be by your side forevermore. I promise to love, to honor, and to listen as you tell me your thoughts, your hopes, your fears and your dreams. I promise to love you deeply and truly because it is your heart that moves me, your head that challenges me, your humor that delights me and your hands I wish to hold until the end of my days (Humor Quotes) Humor is unavoidable. It might not feel funny in the moment, but more often than not there’s a light at the end of the tunnel (Humor Quotes) I want to do something challenging and I want to take risks, but above all, I want people to be entertained... Because the only way of talking about some issues sometimes is through humor (Humor Quotes) It is the mark of a superior person that, left to themselves they are able endlessly to amuse, interest and entertain themselves out of their personal stock of meditations, ideas, criticisms, memories, philosophy, humor and what not (Humor Quotes) There are many things we can live without but a sense of humor is not one of them! (Humor Quotes) Not being funny doesn’t make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humor does (Humor Quotes) Humor is essential to a successful tactician, for the most potent weapons known to mankind are satire and ridicule (Humor Quotes) Work hard. Don’t quit. Be appreciative, be thankful, be grateful, be respectful. Also, never whine, never complain. And always, for crying out loud, keep a sense of humor (Humor Quotes) Do you laugh in the right places? Then, you’ll get along, in fair weather or foul. Humor is nothing less than a sense of the fitness of things. Something that’s out of proportion, like an inflated ego, should strike you funny, particularly if it’s your own inflated ego. Otherwise you are pathetic and quite hopeless (Humor Quotes) I find humor to be the most attractive characteristic, but I certainly won’t cancel anything out, considering when you love someone you love someone, and sometimes you just can’t explain it (Humor Quotes) One thing my family has shown me is that having a sense of humor is everything (Humor Quotes) To love women, to love our vaginas, to know them and touch them and be familiar with who we are and what we need. To satisfy ourselves, to teach our lovers to satisfy us, to be present in our vaginas, to speak of them out loud, to speak of their hunger and pain and loneliness and humor, to make them visible so they cannot be ravaged in the dark without great consequence, so that our center, our point, our motor, our dream, is no longer detached, mutilated, numb, broken, invisible, or ashamed (Humor Quotes) From my mother came the idea that going down to the sea repaired the spirit. That is where she walked when she was sad or worried or lonely for my father. If she had been crying, she came back composed; if she had left angry with us, she returned in good humor. So we naturally believed that there was a cleansing, purifying effect to be had; that letting the fresh wind blow through you mind and spirits as well as your hair and clothing purged black thoughts; that contemplating the ceaseless motion of the waves calmed a raging spirit (Humor Quotes) Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there’s something inherently funny about taking a pie in the face, under the right conditions (Humor Quotes) If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can’t give them that (Humor Quotes) Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It’s darker, more cutting (Humor Quotes) A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge. It can still be good, I suppose, but you kinda get the feeling that something is missing (Humor Quotes) If you’ve got the comedy eye, you can look at any situation and see the humor in it while others don’t (Humor Quotes) The saints are never the kind of killjoy spinster aunts who go in for faultfinding and lack all sense of humor (Humor Quotes) Good planning is important. I’ve also regarded a sense of humor as one of the most important things on a big expedition. When you’re in a difficult or dangerous situation, or when you’re depressed about the chances of success, someone who can make you laugh eases the tension (Humor Quotes) I love a girl with a sense of humor. Someone who can make me laugh and that I can get along with and talk with and who is just sweet overall, inside and out (Humor Quotes) Guys usually like my sense of humor, and I am pretty down to earth. And I’m a driven person (Humor Quotes) The first thing people lose on a diet is their sense of humor. Keep it fun. Keep it light (Humor Quotes) Humor is how you change people’s opinions, and if you can make someone laugh, they’ll listen, even if they hate you (Humor Quotes) It is perhaps life’s greatest accomplishment to live to old age, maintaining one’s wits, one’s sense of humor, one’s health, and one’s charm (Humor Quotes) When a man says he wants to meet a girl with a sense of humor, he means one who will laugh at everything he says while her breasts jiggle (Humor Quotes) I think films about men are often about characters who don’t want to express their feelings. You’re supposed to kind of admire them for not expressing their feelings. And I feel that’s a bit dull. Women’s stories often have stronger emotional content, which I enjoy doing. What I really love doing is mixing that with humor (Humor Quotes) I was a precocious only child, and then I went through a fat, awkward stage for several years, so I learned to fall back on my humor and personality when I was growing up. It’s how you survive, so I think it was more of a natural progression for me, developing into comedy (Humor Quotes) I often have said that to be a college president, you need a thick skin, a good sense of humor, and nerves like sewer pipes (Humor Quotes)

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