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Humor Quotes

If health and a fair day smile upon me, I am a very good fellow; if a corn trouble my toe, I am sullen, out of humor, and inaccessible Picture Quote #1

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It’s unbridled, its unplanned, it’s full of suprises Picture Quote #1

A keen sense of humor helps us to overlook the unbecoming, understand the unconventional, tolerated the unpleasant, overcome the unexpected, and outlast the unbearable Picture Quote #1

The devil is not, indeed, perfectly humorous, but that is only because he is the extreme of all humor Picture Quote #1

There are some men who are witty when they are in a bad humor, and others only when they are sad Picture Quote #1

It’s weird doing red carpets; it’s uncomfortable. But you can have a sense of humor about it Picture Quote #1

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When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real Picture Quote #1

Everyone is flailing through this life without an owner’s manual, with whatever modicum of grace and good humor we can manage Picture Quote #1

Wit and playfulness represent a desperately serious transcendence of evil. Humor is both a form of wisdom and a means of survival Picture Quote #1

You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That’s what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor Picture Quote #1

She is tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt me, and I am in no humor at present to give consequence to young ladies who are slighted by other men Picture Quote #1

Humor is what happens when we’re told the truth quicker and more directly than we’re used to Picture Quote #1

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Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don’t forget food. You can go a week without laughing Picture Quote #1

My sense of humor will always stand in the way of my seeing myself, my family, my race or my nation as the whole intent of the universe Picture Quote #1

She was everything I wanted. She was beautiful and charming, with a quick sense of humor, and she supported me in everything I did Picture Quote #1

Rats have a sense of humor. Rats, in fact think the world is very funny. And they are right, dear reader. They are right Picture Quote #1

Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it Picture Quote #1

A lot of my humor does come from anger. It’s like, you’re not gonna pull one over on me - which is pretty much my motto anyways Picture Quote #1

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A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life Picture Quote #1

Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, ‘Breakfast of Champions’ is one of the funniest books I’ve ever read Picture Quote #1

And it really pisses Peter and Micky off when I get onto one of those tangents where I start to do humor Picture Quote #1

Anyone in the humor business isn’t thinking clearly if he doesn’t surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity - or you burn yourself out Picture Quote #1

As a person, he was wonderful. He really was a great person. He was full of life. He had a great sense of humor. Very talented, of course, but very caring to his parents. There was a very endearing quality about Elvis Picture Quote #1

At NBC I wasn’t really sure if the grandparents were going to get my sense of humor on a particular topic Picture Quote #1

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Being a Hot Mom means being respected as a mom and a woman. And, the key to being a Hot Mom is having a sense of humor about yourself and all the crazy situations that arise Picture Quote #1

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we’ll likely not see another like him Picture Quote #1

I fight with love and I laugh with rage... you gotta live light enough to see the humor, and long enough to see some change Picture Quote #1

And we all vied, in saving face, to be the greatest student of human nature, the person with the quickest sense of humor Picture Quote #1

I’ve always had a way with the little people, making it a point to humor them without looking down my nose at their wasted empty lives Picture Quote #1

I’m glad you think so. I’ve always considered my sense of humor to be largely underappreciated, so it’s nice to finally meet a fan Picture Quote #1

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If health and a fair day smile upon me, I am a very good fellow; if a corn trouble my toe, I am sullen, out of humor, and inaccessible (Humor Quotes) Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It’s unbridled, its unplanned, it’s full of suprises (Humor Quotes) A keen sense of humor helps us to overlook the unbecoming, understand the unconventional, tolerated the unpleasant, overcome the unexpected, and outlast the unbearable (Humor Quotes) The devil is not, indeed, perfectly humorous, but that is only because he is the extreme of all humor (Humor Quotes) There are some men who are witty when they are in a bad humor, and others only when they are sad (Humor Quotes) It’s weird doing red carpets; it’s uncomfortable. But you can have a sense of humor about it (Humor Quotes) When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real (Humor Quotes) Everyone is flailing through this life without an owner’s manual, with whatever modicum of grace and good humor we can manage (Humor Quotes) Wit and playfulness represent a desperately serious transcendence of evil. Humor is both a form of wisdom and a means of survival (Humor Quotes) You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That’s what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor (Humor Quotes) She is tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt me, and I am in no humor at present to give consequence to young ladies who are slighted by other men (Humor Quotes) Humor is what happens when we’re told the truth quicker and more directly than we’re used to (Humor Quotes) Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don’t forget food. You can go a week without laughing (Humor Quotes) My sense of humor will always stand in the way of my seeing myself, my family, my race or my nation as the whole intent of the universe (Humor Quotes) She was everything I wanted. She was beautiful and charming, with a quick sense of humor, and she supported me in everything I did (Humor Quotes) Rats have a sense of humor. Rats, in fact think the world is very funny. And they are right, dear reader. They are right (Humor Quotes) Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it (Humor Quotes) A lot of my humor does come from anger. It’s like, you’re not gonna pull one over on me - which is pretty much my motto anyways (Humor Quotes) A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life (Humor Quotes) Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, ‘Breakfast of Champions’ is one of the funniest books I’ve ever read (Humor Quotes) And it really pisses Peter and Micky off when I get onto one of those tangents where I start to do humor (Humor Quotes) Anyone in the humor business isn’t thinking clearly if he doesn’t surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity - or you burn yourself out (Humor Quotes) As a person, he was wonderful. He really was a great person. He was full of life. He had a great sense of humor. Very talented, of course, but very caring to his parents. There was a very endearing quality about Elvis (Humor Quotes) At NBC I wasn’t really sure if the grandparents were going to get my sense of humor on a particular topic (Humor Quotes) Being a Hot Mom means being respected as a mom and a woman. And, the key to being a Hot Mom is having a sense of humor about yourself and all the crazy situations that arise (Humor Quotes) Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we’ll likely not see another like him (Humor Quotes) I fight with love and I laugh with rage... you gotta live light enough to see the humor, and long enough to see some change (Humor Quotes) And we all vied, in saving face, to be the greatest student of human nature, the person with the quickest sense of humor (Humor Quotes) I’ve always had a way with the little people, making it a point to humor them without looking down my nose at their wasted empty lives (Humor Quotes) I’m glad you think so. I’ve always considered my sense of humor to be largely underappreciated, so it’s nice to finally meet a fan (Humor Quotes)

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